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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Lanky by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, October 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 461 pounds (209 kilograms) is Lanky!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Lanky ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Lanky escapes.
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-Lanky launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the nose, but misses.
+Pillow Hands connects with a stiff jab to the mouth.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but Lanky escapes.
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+Pillow Hands lands a furious jab to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Lanky ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 12 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right blows to the head, but Lanky escapes.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Pillow Hands catches Lanky with a volley of hard blows to the nose.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a volley of heavy blows to the nose. Lanky is hurt!
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-Lanky probes with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 12 of 40 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a jab to the temple, but Lanky ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Lanky launches a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the head, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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+Pillow Hands hits Lanky with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 41 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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-Lanky attacks with a series of right shots to the mouth, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Lanky with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands clocks Lanky with a series of painful punches to the face. Lanky laughs!
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Lanky steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a left straight right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a uppercut to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
-Lanky fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
+Pillow Hands hits with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the eye, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 40 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of blows to the eye, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of left punches to the head, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
+Pillow Hands fires a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Pillow Hands smashes Lanky with a vicious sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands smacks Lanky with a volley of painful blows to the chin! Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
-Pillow Hands charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Lanky escapes.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but Lanky covers himself well.
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-Lanky tries a flurry of left shots to the face, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 12 of 36 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but Lanky covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Lanky with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of blows to the chest, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Lanky backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Pillow Hands wallops Lanky with a series of blows to the head.
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-Pillow Hands tries a roundhouse to the chest, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 40 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Lanky fires a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands smacks Lanky with a series of blows to the eye. Lanky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Hands jars Lanky with a pair of glancing shots to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a left straight right to the temple, but Lanky blocks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Lanky ducks.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 42 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Lanky blocks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Lanky ties him up.
+Pillow Hands pummels Lanky with a series of blows to the chin.
-Lanky paws a series of right blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but Lanky backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 39 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Lanky steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands fires a barrage of solid punches to the face. Lanky shakes his head to clear it.
-Lanky tries a left left to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of blows to the head, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands fires a series of shots to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Lanky ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 12 of 36 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Lanky covers up.

-Lanky attempts a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of right shots to the chin, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
+Pillow Hands jolts Lanky with a quick left to the stomach. Lanky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a straight right to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of solid blows to the eye. Lanky covers up.
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the nose, but Lanky stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 38 punches, and Lanky landed 2 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!