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(Heavyweight) Mike "Good Night" Tyson defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, October 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 253 pounds (115 kilograms) is Mike "Good Night" Tyson!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 278 pounds (126 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Good Night jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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+Crazyfucker connects with a powerful jab to the stomach. Good Night retreats to the far corner.
-Good Night lunges with a pair of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Good Night staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of strong shots to the face.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of commanding blows to the jaw.
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+Good Night hammers Crazyfucker with a series of wild punches to the chin!
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+Good Night wakes up the fans with a pair of loud shots to the head.
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-Good Night attacks with a series of right blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker pops Good Night with a series of heavy blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 22 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 19 of 19 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-9

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 10-9


Good Night doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Good Night hits with a commanding jab to the face.
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-Good Night paws a left straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Good Night punches Crazyfucker with a mean right to the chin.
+Good Night fires a volley of painful blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Good Night with a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of loud shots to the face.
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-Good Night throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
+Good Night thumps Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 18 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 25 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-9

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 20-18


Good Night grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Good Night charges with a volley of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Good Night clocks Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the jaw!
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Good Night seems wobbly!
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+Crazyfucker hits with a stiff cross to the chin. Good Night grimaces in pain.
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+Good Night suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker throws a series of loud blows to the chin.
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-Good Night throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Good Night smashes Crazyfucker with a series of light blows to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 17 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-9

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 30-27


Good Night is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Good Night strikes with a jab to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker hits Good Night with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but Good Night ties him up.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Good Night probes with a series of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Good Night hits Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the face.
-Good Night attacks with a jab to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Good Night attempts a left cross to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the temple, but Good Night narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 15 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 22 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-9

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 40-36


Good Night is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker thumps Good Night with a volley of commanding blows to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker belts Good Night with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Good Night leaps aside.
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+Good Night belts Crazyfucker with a barrage of strong shots to the face.
Good Night lands a slow motion left haymaker and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Good Night lands a uppercut to the ribs. Crazyfucker covers up.
Good Night lands a mighty left smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Good Night punches Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Good Night fires a barrage of punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Good Night strikes with a volley of blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Good Night attempts a uppercut to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
+Good Night hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL
Good Night is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Mike "Good Night" Tyson wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 3: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 4: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 3: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 4: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 3: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 4: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9

Mike "Good Night" Tyson wins by a technical knockout!


          

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