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(Heavyweight) Rustle "Hey" Relax defeated Lanky by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Monday, October 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 438 pounds (199 kilograms) is Lanky!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Lanky tosses a mean cross to the nose!!
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-Hey lashes out with a left right to the head, but Lanky blocks.
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-Hey charges with a series of shots to the head, but Lanky covers himself well.
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+Hey shakes Lanky with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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-Hey throws a cross to the mouth, but Lanky ducks.
+Hey throws a pair of nasty punches to the mouth. Lanky falls against the ropes!
+Hey hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Hey throws a glancing left to the nose. Lanky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 23 of 40 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9


Lanky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hey doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hey probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Hey charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hey probes with a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Hey pokes Lanky with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
+Hey backs up Lanky with a volley of loud punches to the temple. Lanky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hey lands a pair of furious punches to the face. Lanky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Hey paws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Lanky annoys Hey with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 20 of 42 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18


Lanky doesn't even want to rest!

Hey doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hey lashes out with a right jab to the head, but fails to score.
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+Lanky wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the head.
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+Hey tags Lanky with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Hey attempts a straight right to the face, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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+Hey catches Lanky with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Hey attacks with a jab to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 22 of 42 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27


Lanky doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

Hey doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

-Hey attacks with a pair of right blows to the head, but falls short.
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+Hey scores with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Hey attacks with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Lanky takes charge with a flurry of furious shots to the temple. Hey shakes his head to clear it.
+Hey tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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-Hey probes with a series of shots to the head, but Lanky stays away from it.
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-Hey paws a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Hey paws a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Hey suprises Lanky with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 6 of 9 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 20 of 41 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 40-36


Lanky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Hey doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

-Hey paws a barrage of left blows to the chin, but misses.
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+Hey connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Hey punches Lanky with a volley of off balance punches to the head. Lanky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Lanky lands a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw!
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-Hey fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Hey tags Lanky with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Hey attempts a pair of blows to the nose, but Lanky ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 6 of 8 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 20 of 41 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 50-45


Lanky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.

Hey doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

-Hey attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but Lanky hides behind his gloves.
+Lanky shakes Hey with a pair of powerful shots to the nose.
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+Hey hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Hey probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Lanky takes it in the forearms.
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-Hey lashes out with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Lanky stays away from it.
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+Hey belts Lanky with a series of nice punches to the face.
+Hey throws a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Hey hits with a jab to the mouth.
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+Hey annoys Lanky with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 6 of 8 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 23 of 39 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 60-54


Lanky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Hey doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hey attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
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+Hey fires a series of loud punches to the jaw.
-Hey attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hey pops Lanky with a flurry of mean blows to the mouth.
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-Hey throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hey charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Hey annoys Lanky with a jab to the mouth.
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+Hey attacks with a series of vicious punches to the jaw. Lanky grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 20 of 42 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 70-63


Lanky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hey paws a left jab to the head, but goes wide.
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-Hey lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Hey attacks with a roundhouse to the head, but Lanky covers himself well.
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+Hey drills Lanky with a volley of punches to the temple!
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+Lanky rocks Hey with a series of punches to the head.
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+Hey hits with a light jab to the mouth.
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-Hey launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but Lanky leaps aside.
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+Hey pops Lanky with a series of stinging punches to the face. Lanky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hey hurts Lanky with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 4 of 9 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 20 of 38 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 80-72


Lanky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hey lunges with a jab to the mouth, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
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+Hey grazes Lanky with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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-Hey probes with a jab to the mouth, but Lanky steps aside.
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+Hey throws a heavy left to the face. Lanky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hey launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Lanky leaps aside.
+Hey attacks with a stinging cross to the nose.
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+Hey staggers Lanky with a flurry of punches to the chin!! Lanky backpedals to his own corner.
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+Hey fires a stiff left to the face. Lanky seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky landed 4 of 8 punches, and Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 22 of 42 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 90-81


Lanky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Lanky covers up.
Hey stays outside and uses his jab.

+Hey wallops Lanky with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Lanky quickly recovers.
-Hey probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Hey tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Hey attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Lanky leaps aside.
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+Hey fires a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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+Hey throws a heavy cross to the temple.
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+Hey hits with a series of glancing blows to the mouth. Lanky laughs!
+Hey jars Lanky with a pair of hard punches to the nose. Lanky doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
Lanky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Hey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Lanky continue the fight! Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 8: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 9: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 8: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 9: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 6: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 7: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 8: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 9: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by a technical knockout!