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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Roy Batman Jones by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Tuesday, October 08, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 394 pounds (179 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 213 pounds (97 kilograms) is Roy Batman Jones!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones covers up.

+Kevin attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach!
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Jones ducks.
-Jones probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Kevin throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
+Jones takes charge with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Jones throws a series of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Jones hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Kevin is hurt!
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+Kevin hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chest!
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+Kevin staggers Jones with a series of painful punches to the chest. Jones ignores it.
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+Kevin hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin tattoos Jones with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Jones throws a pair of mean blows to the face.
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+Kevin connects with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Kevin clocks Jones with a pair of mean punches to the chest. Jones falls against the ropes!
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+Kevin hurts Jones with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Jones is hurt!
+Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 57 of 66 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 15 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones covers up.

+Kevin wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the chest.
+Kevin catches Jones with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Kevin hits with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin hits with a series of nasty punches to the stomach. Jones doesn't notice.
+Jones annoys Kevin with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Kevin scores with a vicious right to the ribs!!
+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin smacks Jones with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jones lashes out with a right jab to the face, but to no avail.
+Kevin annoys Jones with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Jones sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Kevin annoys Jones with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jones shakes Kevin with a series of off balance punches to the temple. Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
-Jones probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin connects with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kevin lands a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin annoys Jones with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Jones ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 47 of 65 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 15 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jones covers up.

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+Jones backs up Kevin with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin annoys Jones with a jab to the chest.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Jones leaps aside.
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+Jones wallops Kevin with a barrage of furious blows to the head.
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+Kevin attacks with a series of hard shots to the ribs.
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-Jones tries a right cross to the face, but Kevin ducks.
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+Kevin drills Jones with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin tattoos Jones with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jones quickly backs away.
+Jones rocks Kevin with a right to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 37 of 61 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 16 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jones covers up.

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-Jones attempts a right straight right to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Kevin annoys Jones with a mean roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Kevin punches Jones with a series of shots to the chest. Jones sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Kevin launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin clocks Jones with a pair of strong shots to the ribs. Jones quickly recovers.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Jones attacks with a straight right to the eye.
+Kevin rocks Jones with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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+Kevin hammers Jones with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Kevin pounds Jones with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Kevin throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin drills Jones with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Jones throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
+Jones thumps Kevin with a barrage of hard blows to the stomach.
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+Kevin hits with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 32 of 50 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 13 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones covers up.

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-Jones throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Jones hits with a series of glancing shots to the ribs. Kevin doesn't notice.
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+Jones staggers Kevin with a volley of mean punches to the face.
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+Kevin backs up Jones with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 14 of 23 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 49-46


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jones covers up.

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+Kevin smacks Jones with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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-Jones tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin solidly lands a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin smacks Jones with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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-Kevin launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Kevin takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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+Kevin backs up Jones with a pair of wild blows to the stomach!
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-Kevin probes with a right cross to the stomach, but Jones covers himself well.
+Kevin hits Jones with a light left to the solar plexus. Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the chest, but Jones ties him up.
-Kevin tries a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Jones connects with a hard hook to the jaw. Kevin quickly recovers.
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+Jones connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Jones wallops Kevin with a barrage of loud shots to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 31 of 49 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 15 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 59-55


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones covers up.

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-Jones paws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Kevin escapes.
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+Jones pummels Kevin with a series of blows to the mouth.
+Jones annoys Kevin with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin pummels Jones with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Kevin attacks with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Jones lunges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 13 of 24 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 68-65


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jones covers up.

+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of shots to the chest.
-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Kevin thumps Jones with a jab to the stomach. Jones shakes his head to clear it.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of hard punches to the chest. Jones is hurt!
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+Jones annoys Kevin with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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+Kevin fires a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
+Jones attacks with a volley of glancing blows to the chin.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin pounds Jones with a cross to the ribs.
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-Jones throws a series of blows to the mouth, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin attacks with a jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 34 of 55 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 13 of 24 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-74


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones covers up.

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+Jones tags Kevin with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Jones throws a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Jones punches Kevin with a pair of commanding shots to the chin.
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-Jones tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 13 of 23 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-84


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jones covers up.

+Kevin hits with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Jones launches a series of punches to the head, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Jones lashes out with a left to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Jones solidly lands a series of hard shots to the mouth.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Kevin wallops Jones with a roundhouse to the chest. Jones doesn't seem bothered.
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+Kevin punches Jones with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
+Kevin staggers Jones with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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+Jones rocks Kevin with a painful straight right to the chest!
+Jones tags Kevin with a flurry of shots to the chest. Kevin doesn't notice.
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+Kevin clocks Jones with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin lands a volley of quick blows to the chest.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Jones blocks.
-Kevin attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but Jones steps aside.
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+Kevin belts Jones with a pair of light punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 36 of 58 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 14 of 23 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-93


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Jones covers up.

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-Jones launches a pair of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
-Jones lunges with a volley of right shots to the temple, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin catches Jones with a barrage of punches to the chest. Jones shakes his head to clear it.
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+Jones belts Kevin with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Jones solidly lands a quick straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 12 of 25 punches.

Roy Batman Jones won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-103


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Jones covers up.

+Kevin lashes out with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jones catches Kevin with a series of off balance blows to the nose.
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+Kevin throws a series of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin pummels Jones with a barrage of shots to the chest. Jones asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Jones throws a pair of shots to the head, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Kevin jolts Jones with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Kevin probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jones ducks just in time.
+Jones throws a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Kevin lands a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin nails Jones with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
-Kevin attacks with a straight right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin lands a pair of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 33 of 56 punches, and Roy Batman Jones landed 15 of 25 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 116-112


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Roy Batman Jones 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 116-112

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!