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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Cain Velasquez by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, October 06, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Velasquez lunges with a volley of shots to the jaw, but misses.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez lunges with a volley of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker slams Velasquez with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of left blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Velasquez charges with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Crazyfucker hammers Velasquez with a roundhouse to the nose!
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez launches a left hook to the face, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker nails Velasquez with a series of mean punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Velasquez hides behind his gloves.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a right uppercut to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of right shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker pops Velasquez with a pair of stiff shots to the head.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of glancing shots to the head.
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Velasquez probes with a hook to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez launches a series of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez tries a right uppercut to the mouth, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
+Crazyfucker throws a series of heavy blows to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a volley of shots to the nose. Velasquez doesn't notice.
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-Velasquez launches a flurry of left blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez charges with a uppercut to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez attacks with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks.
-Velasquez probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker clocks Velasquez with a volley of shots to the temple.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Velasquez attempts a pair of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker stuns Velasquez with a volley of shots to the face. Velasquez laughs!
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
-Velasquez attempts a pair of left blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez tries to land a barrage of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Velasquez with a pair of light blows to the eye!! Velasquez doesn't seem bothered.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the chin, but Velasquez narrowly avoids it
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of blows to the face. Velasquez doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker suprises Velasquez with a flurry of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
-Velasquez probes with a left right to the eye, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez charges with a left uppercut to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez probes with a left left to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Velasquez with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
-Velasquez lashes out with a left left to the temple, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez fires a series of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of right blows to the face, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker fires a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Crazyfucker stuns Velasquez with a barrage of loud shots to the jaw!
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Velasquez attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Velasquez launches a series of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the jaw, but Velasquez stays away from it.
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-Velasquez tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a volley of punches to the head!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker pounds Velasquez with a barrage of blows to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a uppercut to the temple, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Velasquez tries to land a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez probes with a volley of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Velasquez with a jab to the mouth.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Velasquez lunges with a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Velasquez launches a series of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez launches a series of right shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker catches Velasquez with a flurry of glancing shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of loud blows to the chin.
-Velasquez probes with a series of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Velasquez tries to land a series of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez tries a pair of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Velasquez backs out of it.
+Crazyfucker backs up Velasquez with a nasty cross to the mouth.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a left straight right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez launches a series of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker escapes.
+Crazyfucker backs up Velasquez with a flurry of painful shots to the chest.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a flurry of nasty blows to the face. Velasquez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Velasquez charges with a uppercut to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a right hook to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 11 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a pair of loud shots to the chin.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a right right to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Velasquez throws a series of right blows to the head, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Velasquez lashes out with a left roundhouse to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez fires a hook to the face, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Velasquez attempts a hook to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker tosses a flurry of commanding shots to the temple. Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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