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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Cain Velasquez by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-109, 119-109.

Match Wednesday, October 02, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker nails Velasquez with a barrage of powerful shots to the temple. Velasquez gets mad!
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of blows to the head, but falls short.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Velasquez with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a volley of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Velasquez ducks just in time.
+Crazyfucker strikes with a pair of strong blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a uppercut to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a series of blows to the chin. Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Crazyfucker stuns Velasquez with a series of glancing blows to the chest!!
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez probes with a pair of blows to the head, but misses.
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-Velasquez launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez throws a series of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez paws a pair of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez launches a flurry of left shots to the chin, but to no avail.
-Velasquez tries a right right to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker pops Velasquez with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs!!
-Velasquez throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Velasquez charges with a right straight right to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Velasquez throws a pair of right blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez tries to land a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Velasquez stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Velasquez with a pair of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Velasquez steps aside and laughs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
-Velasquez lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Velasquez with a flurry of blows to the head.
-Crazyfucker launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but Velasquez escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Velasquez deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez launches a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 11 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez tries to land a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a roundhouse to the face. Velasquez gets mad!
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-Velasquez attempts a left uppercut to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a volley of left blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a series of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the temple! Velasquez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a stinging straight right to the nose!! Velasquez falls against the ropes!
-Velasquez charges with a flurry of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez paws a uppercut to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a flurry of punches to the face. Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the chest, but Velasquez hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez charges with a pair of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Velasquez tries to land a series of left blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Velasquez attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez lunges with a right uppercut to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a pair of furious blows to the temple!
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-Velasquez tries a series of right blows to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Velasquez with a nice cross to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez attacks with a series of left blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Velasquez fires a flurry of blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Velasquez attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker catches Velasquez with a series of loud shots to the head.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Velasquez backs out of it.
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-Velasquez launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Velasquez ties him up.
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-Velasquez probes with a right cross to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Velasquez with a hook to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez throws a series of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries to land a right roundhouse to the temple, but misses completely.
-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez throws a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Velasquez attempts a left right to the eye, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Velasquez throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Velasquez lunges with a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Velasquez charges with a pair of right shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 29 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 10

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Velasquez lunges with a volley of left shots to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Velasquez probes with a roundhouse to the chin, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a stinging roundhouse to the chin. Velasquez retreats to the far corner.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez fires a right to the chin, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
-Velasquez launches a left roundhouse to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Velasquez attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 11

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a volley of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Velasquez tries to land a flurry of shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of loud shots to the head.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez launches a series of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the chest, but Velasquez steps aside and laughs.
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-Velasquez fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker pops Velasquez with a flurry of solid blows to the temple. Velasquez retreats to the far corner.
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+Velasquez belts Crazyfucker with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left sweeping right to the chest, but Velasquez blocks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right sweeping right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Velasquez tries a straight right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez lunges with a volley of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Velasquez tries a series of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-109


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-109


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Cain Velasquez 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-109

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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