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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\911813.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, September 30, 2013In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 394 pounds (179 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 307 pounds (139 kilograms) is Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
+Kevin wallops The Bone Crusher with a series of vicious punches to the temple. The Bone Crusher doesn't notice.
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+Kevin wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin. The Bone Crusher gets mad!
+Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin hammers The Bone Crusher with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth. The Bone Crusher covers up.
-The Bone Crusher lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin fires a roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Kevin shakes The Bone Crusher with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. The Bone Crusher quickly recovers.
+Kevin punches The Bone Crusher with a pair of nice punches to the mouth. The Bone Crusher hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kevin tosses a series of strong punches to the temple.
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+Kevin connects with a hard left to the chin. The Bone Crusher sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw. The Bone Crusher sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Kevin lands a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Kevin clocks The Bone Crusher with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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+Kevin punches The Bone Crusher with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 64 of 70 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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+Kevin throws a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin lands a right to the chin.
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+Kevin strikes with a pair of nice punches to the eye. The Bone Crusher ignores it.
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+Kevin punches The Bone Crusher with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
-The Bone Crusher tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Kevin shakes The Bone Crusher with a solid jab to the temple.
+Kevin tags The Bone Crusher with a barrage of stinging punches to the face. The Bone Crusher is hurt!
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+Kevin hits The Bone Crusher with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
+Kevin hurts The Bone Crusher with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Kevin slams The Bone Crusher with a jab to the nose!
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+Kevin shakes The Bone Crusher with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Kevin takes charge with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of strong punches to the head!
+Kevin whacks The Bone Crusher with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. The Bone Crusher beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin hurts The Bone Crusher with a pair of punches to the mouth!! The Bone Crusher hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 64 of 64 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 9 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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+Kevin jars The Bone Crusher with a series of stinging punches to the head! The Bone Crusher backpedals to his own corner.
+Kevin solidly lands a pair of nasty punches to the temple. The Bone Crusher retreats to the far corner.
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+Kevin hits with a furious left to the face.
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+Kevin wallops The Bone Crusher with a stinging uppercut to the jaw!!
+Kevin pokes The Bone Crusher with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
+Kevin pummels The Bone Crusher with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. The Bone Crusher hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin lands a volley of commanding punches to the face. The Bone Crusher quickly recovers.
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+Kevin grazes The Bone Crusher with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-The Bone Crusher attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Kevin stuns The Bone Crusher with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Kevin annoys The Bone Crusher with a stiff left to the face!
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+Kevin throws a barrage of commanding punches to the temple!
+Kevin whacks The Bone Crusher with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 51 of 55 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Kevin is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Bone Crusher covers up.
+Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the eye!
+Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the chin. The Bone Crusher sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Kevin hits with a stiff straight right to the mouth.
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-The Bone Crusher tries a series of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Kevin hits with a jab to the temple.
+Kevin hammers The Bone Crusher with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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+Kevin pummels The Bone Crusher with a hard jab to the chin. The Bone Crusher sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Kevin lashes out with a quick jab to the head. The Bone Crusher covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 53 of 55 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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-The Bone Crusher lunges with a volley of left shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin punches The Bone Crusher with a pair of hard shots to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 50-45
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
-The Bone Crusher lunges with a right uppercut to the head, but Kevin ties him up.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 60-54
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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-The Bone Crusher attacks with a left uppercut to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 9 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 70-63
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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-The Bone Crusher lunges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin tags The Bone Crusher with a flurry of punches to the face.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 0 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 80-72
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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-The Bone Crusher probes with a right jab to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Kevin tags The Bone Crusher with a barrage of strong punches to the eye. The Bone Crusher doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 90-81
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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+Kevin belts The Bone Crusher with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-The Bone Crusher launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 7 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 100-90
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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-The Bone Crusher fires a volley of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Kevin grazes The Bone Crusher with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 110-99
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
The Bone Crusher covers up.
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-The Bone Crusher probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin lands a barrage of punches to the face. The Bone Crusher covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jaymes "The Bone Crusher" Roberson landed 1 of 8 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 120-108
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Bone Crusher doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 120-108
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 120-108
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!
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