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(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated Bugs Bunny 2013 by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Sunday, September 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Bugs Bunny 2013!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Bunny 2013 probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Slow punches Bunny 2013 with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Slow tattoos Bunny 2013 with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs. Bunny 2013 falls against the ropes!
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+Slow annoys Bunny 2013 with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Bunny 2013 wallops Slow with a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Bunny 2013 lands a volley of punches to the temple. Slow hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Bunny 2013 lands a tremendous left haymaker and Slow goes down!!

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Slow struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bunny 2013 fires a volley of roundhouses to the jaw.
+Slow takes charge with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Slow hits Bunny 2013 with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Bunny 2013 launches a left punch to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slow tags Bunny 2013 with a series of punches to the stomach. Bunny 2013 retreats to the far corner.
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-Bunny 2013 tries a flurry of hooks to the eye, but Slow backs out of it.
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+Slow smacks Bunny 2013 with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow punches Bunny 2013 with a pair of light punches to the ribs! Bunny 2013 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bunny 2013 hurts Slow with a volley of blows to the chin.
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+Slow wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bunny 2013 grazes Slow with a pair of off balance hooks to the face.
+Bunny 2013 connects with a series of commanding uppercuts to the nose! Slow sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 37 of 42 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 23 of 41 punches.

Bugs Bunny 2013 won the round 10-8

Bugs Bunny 2013 is winning the fight 10-8


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Bunny 2013 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is brawling. (inside)

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+Slow solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Slow scores with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach. Bunny 2013 quickly recovers.
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+Slow hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bunny 2013 slams Slow with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Bunny 2013 tries a series of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Bunny 2013 lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Slow grazes Bunny 2013 with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs. Bunny 2013 is hurt!
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+Slow hits with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Bunny 2013 punches Slow with a quick uppercut to the ribs.
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+Slow backs up Bunny 2013 with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Bunny 2013 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 38 of 40 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Bugs Bunny 2013 is winning the fight 19-18


Slow doesn't even want to rest!

Bunny 2013 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is brawling. (inside)

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-Bunny 2013 probes with a left cross to the chest, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow lands a solid sweeping right to the eye! Bunny 2013 grimaces in pain.
+Slow grazes Bunny 2013 with a pair of painful punches to the nose!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Slow belts Bunny 2013 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Bunny 2013 hits Slow with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
+Bunny 2013 wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid blows to the stomach.
+Slow suprises Bunny 2013 with a straight right to the eye.
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+Slow fires a straight right to the face.
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-Bunny 2013 probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Slow ducks.
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+Bunny 2013 catches Slow with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Slow annoys Bunny 2013 with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Slow pounds Bunny 2013 with a barrage of stinging blows to the eye. Bunny 2013 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Slow hits with a off balance jab to the chin.
-Bunny 2013 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Slow steps aside.
+Slow pounds Bunny 2013 with a flurry of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Bunny 2013 lands a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 44 of 47 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 21 of 38 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is brawling. (inside)

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+Slow wallops Bunny 2013 with a series of punches to the temple.
-Bunny 2013 paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Bunny 2013 punches Slow with a series of commanding shots to the chest.
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+Slow slams Bunny 2013 with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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+Slow takes charge with a flurry of light punches to the head.
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+Slow lands a pair of strong punches to the temple!
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+Slow suprises Bunny 2013 with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
+Slow annoys Bunny 2013 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Bunny 2013 tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Slow blocks.
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+Slow punches Bunny 2013 with a loud right to the eye!
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-Bunny 2013 tries a right right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Bunny 2013 punches Slow with a loud cross to the solar plexus!
-Bunny 2013 probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bunny 2013 suprises Slow with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs!
+Slow hits with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 43 of 46 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 19 of 42 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 38-37


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is brawling. (inside)

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+Slow jolts Bunny 2013 with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
+Slow hits Bunny 2013 with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Bunny 2013 gets mad!
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+Slow catches Bunny 2013 with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Bunny 2013 doesn't seem bothered.
-Bunny 2013 charges with a left jab to the chest, but goes wide.
+Bunny 2013 pummels Slow with a series of powerful punches to the stomach!!
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+Slow tags Bunny 2013 with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bunny 2013 wakes up the fans with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Bunny 2013 takes charge with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Slow is hurt!
-Bunny 2013 paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Slow drills Bunny 2013 with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Bunny 2013 covers up.
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+Slow lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Slow wallops Bunny 2013 with a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 38 of 41 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 18 of 29 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 48-46


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is brawling. (inside)

+Slow fires a quick jab to the chest.
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+Slow hurts Bunny 2013 with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Bunny 2013 launches a volley of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Bunny 2013 paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Slow ducks.
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+Bunny 2013 suprises Slow with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Slow ignores it.
+Slow tattoos Bunny 2013 with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow tags Bunny 2013 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Slow slams Bunny 2013 with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Slow smashes Bunny 2013 with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach. Bunny 2013 seems wobbly!
+Slow catches Bunny 2013 with a series of vicious punches to the chest!!
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+Bunny 2013 lands a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 36 of 38 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-55


Slow is obviously tired.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is brawling. (inside)

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+Bunny 2013 whacks Slow with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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+Slow throws a painful right to the face.
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-Bunny 2013 lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Bunny 2013 nails Slow with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Bunny 2013 probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Bunny 2013 lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Slow backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Bugs Bunny 2013 won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 67-65


Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is brawling. (inside)

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+Slow hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow lands a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Bunny 2013 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bunny 2013 thumps Slow with a flurry of glancing shots to the solar plexus. Slow is hurt!
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+Slow pounds Bunny 2013 with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+Slow solidly lands a series of punches to the chest.
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-Bunny 2013 probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Bunny 2013 pops Slow with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow pops Bunny 2013 with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Bunny 2013 laughs!
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-Bunny 2013 tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
+Slow scores with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 39 of 41 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-74


Slow is obviously tired.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Bunny 2013 attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Slow leaps aside.
+Bunny 2013 drills Slow with a volley of shots to the chin.
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-Bunny 2013 tries a pair of shots to the eye, but Slow ducks just in time.
-Bunny 2013 attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Bunny 2013 fires a volley of crosses to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Bunny 2013 attacks with a series of hooks to the face.
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+Bunny 2013 hits with a light blow to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 18 of 39 punches.

Bugs Bunny 2013 won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 86-84


Slow is obviously tired.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Bunny 2013 attacks with a series of quick hooks to the jaw.
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+Slow lands a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Slow punches Bunny 2013 with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bunny 2013 tries to land a right to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slow attempts a right cross to the solar plexus, but Bunny 2013 stays away from it.
-Bunny 2013 paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Slow escapes.
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+Slow throws a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Slow throws a series of crosses to the stomach. Bunny 2013 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Slow hits with a glancing jab to the ribs.
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+Slow tags Bunny 2013 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bunny 2013 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bunny 2013 fires a right left to the eye, but Slow escapes.
+Bunny 2013 fires a volley of loud uppercuts to the jaw.
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+Bunny 2013 pounds Slow with a pair of solid hooks to the jaw.
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+Bunny 2013 pummels Slow with a flurry of powerful blows to the face.
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+Slow throws a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 36 of 36 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 22 of 36 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 96-93


Slow is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Bunny 2013 belts Slow with a nice right to the chin.
+Slow throws a series of punches to the mouth.
+Bunny 2013 tags Slow with a pair of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Bunny 2013 attacks with a punch to the chin.
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+Slow tags Bunny 2013 with a barrage of wild punches to the nose. Bunny 2013 covers up.
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-Bunny 2013 throws a volley of left crosses to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Bunny 2013 throws a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Bunny 2013 paws a pair of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Bunny 2013 fires a right blow to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Bunny 2013 charges with a left right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 17 of 39 punches.

Bugs Bunny 2013 won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 105-103


Slow is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bunny 2013 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

-Bunny 2013 fires a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Slow deftly avoits it.
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-Bunny 2013 lashes out with a shot to the nose, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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-Bunny 2013 fires a barrage of hooks to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Bunny 2013 smashes Slow with a barrage of stinging uppercuts to the temple.
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+Bunny 2013 annoys Slow with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Bunny 2013 smacks Slow with a volley of off balance blows to the chin.
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-Bunny 2013 lashes out with a flurry of left crosses to the chin, but Slow ducks.
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+Slow tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and Bugs Bunny 2013 landed 17 of 40 punches.

Bugs Bunny 2013 won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 114-113


Slow is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.

Bunny 2013 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-8
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 12: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-8
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 12: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 114-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-8
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 7: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 8: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 9: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9
Round 12: Bugs Bunny 2013 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 114-113

Slow Joe Nr One wins by decision!


          

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