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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Stone Cameron by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, September 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is Stone Cameron!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Cameron comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker tosses a pair of painful punches to the chin!!
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+Crazyfucker suprises Cameron with a pair of blows to the temple.
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-Cameron tries a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Cameron lunges with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Cameron stays away from it.
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+Cameron hurts Crazyfucker with a nasty left to the face!
+Cameron pounds Crazyfucker with a pair of nice blows to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 25 punches, and Stone Cameron landed 16 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cameron doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Cameron comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of stinging blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Cameron attempts a series of left blows to the face, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker solidly lands a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Cameron probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker ducks.
-Cameron throws a jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Cameron lands a flurry of blows to the chin!
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-Cameron probes with a volley of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Cameron grazes Crazyfucker with a barrage of vicious shots to the head. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 25 punches, and Stone Cameron landed 13 of 31 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Cameron doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Cameron comes out fighting.

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-Cameron throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Cameron with a strong roundhouse to the head.
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-Cameron attacks with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Cameron hits with a flurry of stiff blows to the chin.
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-Cameron throws a series of left shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Cameron scores with a furious straight right to the stomach. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Cameron paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Cameron with a pair of blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Stone Cameron landed 13 of 33 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Cameron remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Cameron comes out fighting.

-Cameron fires a pair of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker nails Cameron with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Cameron wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Cameron escapes.
+Crazyfucker tosses a volley of blows to the temple.
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-Cameron attempts a series of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker punches Cameron with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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+Cameron wakes up the fans with a volley of shots to the nose. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Cameron charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Cameron throws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 18 of 24 punches, and Stone Cameron landed 12 of 34 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Cameron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Cameron comes out fighting.

-Cameron probes with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker drills Cameron with a series of glancing punches to the nose. Cameron sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Cameron throws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Cameron whacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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-Cameron attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Cameron fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Cameron throws a series of right blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 25 punches, and Stone Cameron landed 9 of 32 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Cameron grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Cameron comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker clocks Cameron with a pair of vicious shots to the chest.
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-Cameron tries a series of right blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Cameron with a jab to the temple. Cameron covers up.
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-Cameron probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Cameron with a powerful right to the temple.
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-Cameron lunges with a right roundhouse to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 21 of 23 punches, and Stone Cameron landed 4 of 29 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Cameron is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Cameron comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker pops Cameron with a pair of stiff shots to the head.
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-Cameron probes with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
-Cameron lunges with a volley of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a light left to the jaw.
Crazyfucker lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Cameron is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Cameron can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9

Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!


          

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