Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\911394.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated SW Dork Boom III by majority decision: 115-113, 115-115, 115-113.Match Friday, September 27, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Slow blocks.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii belts Slow with a series of nasty blows to the chest.
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-Slow probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Slow deftly avoits it.
+Slow hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Iii shakes his head to clear it.
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+Slow drills Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 25 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 6 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Slow ducks.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii hits Slow with a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach.
+Slow hurts Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Iii retreats to the far corner.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow jolts Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow thumps Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 16 of 22 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 7 of 23 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Sw Dork Boom Iii lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Slow staggers Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus!! Sw Dork Boom Iii beats a hasty retreat.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii jolts Slow with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach.
+Slow hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus!! Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slow grazes Sw Dork Boom Iii with a volley of stiff blows to the chest!
-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Sw Dork Boom Iii ducks.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 19 of 22 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 6 of 23 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27
Slow doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii is brawling. (inside)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a volley of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Slow hits Sw Dork Boom Iii with a solid right to the solar plexus.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Slow blocks.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a uppercut to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Slow blocks.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii drills Slow with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii lands a series of powerful blows to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 7 of 7 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 11 of 47 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37
Slow doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii fights inside. (inside)
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus. Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slow solidly lands a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Slow hurts Sw Dork Boom Iii with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. Sw Dork Boom Iii backpedals to his own corner.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Slow stays away from it.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii clocks Slow with a volley of stinging blows to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a left uppercut to the ribs, but Slow steps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a barrage of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Slow pokes Sw Dork Boom Iii with a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Iii beats a hasty retreat.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slow tosses a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 25 of 25 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 10 of 39 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 49-46
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii fights inside. (inside)
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii pops Slow with a light straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a volley of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii jars Slow with a series of solid shots to the ribs. Slow quickly recovers.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Slow fires a barrage of powerful shots to the eye. Sw Dork Boom Iii retreats to the far corner.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Slow quickly backs away.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 9 of 41 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-56
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii is brawling. (inside)
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+Slow pops Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii annoys Slow with a volley of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Slow backs out of it.
+Slow belts Sw Dork Boom Iii with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii smacks Slow with a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Slow steps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a cross to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Iii with a pair of off balance shots to the chest. Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Slow ducks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 24 of 24 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 11 of 40 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 68-65
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii is brawling. (inside)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Slow ties him up.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii launches a right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Slow wallops Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of vicious punches to the eye!
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 7 of 9 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 8 of 39 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-75
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii is brawling. (inside)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Slow ducks just in time.
+Slow suprises Sw Dork Boom Iii with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Slow hits with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Slow rocks Sw Dork Boom Iii with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Iii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii throws a left cross to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Slow smacks Sw Dork Boom Iii with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii whacks Slow with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Slow strikes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
+Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 23 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 11 of 40 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 87-85
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a flurry of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Slow rocks Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Iii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii lands a flurry of solid uppercuts to the chin. Slow sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slow scores with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slow takes charge with a vicious roundhouse to the ribs!!
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a left hook to the head, but only hits air.
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+Slow hits with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii fires a volley of right uppercuts to the head, but comes up empty.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii probes with a series of hooks to the temple, but Slow steps aside.
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+Slow thumps Sw Dork Boom Iii with a heavy right to the chest!! Sw Dork Boom Iii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 22 of 23 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 12 of 38 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 97-94
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Sw Dork Boom Iii attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Slow escapes.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a straight right to the temple, but misses.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a punch to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a barrage of hooks to the jaw, but Slow stays away from it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii charges with a volley of left roundhouses to the temple, but Slow stays away from it.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii tattoos Slow with a furious roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries to land a right uppercut to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Slow hits Sw Dork Boom Iii with a series of mean punches to the temple. Sw Dork Boom Iii grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 9 of 41 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 106-104
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Iii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a pair of left shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii attacks with a volley of crosses to the jaw, but misses.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii lunges with a left to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii pummels Slow with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Sw Dork Boom Iii hits with a volley of roundhouses to the eye. Slow sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii launches a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Slow attacks with a jab to the head.
-Sw Dork Boom Iii tries a pair of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Iii paws a pair of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 9 punches, and SW Dork Boom III landed 9 of 37 punches.
SW Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 115-114
Slow is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Iii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom III 10-9
Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-113
Slow Joe Nr One wins by decision!
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