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(Cruiserweight) Lyndon Johnson defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, September 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Lyndon Johnson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Johnson clocks Boom I with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
+Johnson jolts Boom I with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Johnson hurts Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Johnson fires a series of punches to the chest.
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-Boom I throws a right cross to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pokes Johnson with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Johnson stuns Boom I with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and Lyndon Johnson landed 24 of 25 punches.

Lyndon Johnson won the round 10-9

Lyndon Johnson is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Johnson doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Johnson annoys Boom I with a heavy jab to the chest. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Johnson strikes with a volley of mean punches to the ribs!!
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-Boom I attempts a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Boom I throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Boom I jolts Johnson with a pair of shots to the chest. Johnson sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Boom I throws a solid hook to the chest.
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+Johnson rocks Boom I with a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries a uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Johnson wallops Boom I with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 32 punches, and Lyndon Johnson landed 23 of 26 punches.

Lyndon Johnson won the round 10-9

Lyndon Johnson is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Johnson drills Boom I with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Boom I throws a barrage of furious shots to the ribs.
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+Johnson pokes Boom I with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Johnson grazes Boom I with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus!! Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I grazes Johnson with a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus. Johnson backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I tries a uppercut to the ribs, but Johnson covers himself well.
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+Johnson wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the face!
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 33 punches, and Lyndon Johnson landed 22 of 22 punches.

Lyndon Johnson won the round 10-9

Lyndon Johnson is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but misses.
+Boom I belts Johnson with a stiff hook to the ribs.
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+Johnson thumps Boom I with a glancing straight right to the head. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Boom I probes with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Boom I throws a uppercut to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I hammers Johnson with a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs.
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+Boom I hits Johnson with a painful roundhouse to the solar plexus. Johnson grimaces in pain.
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+Boom I grazes Johnson with a volley of quick punches to the chest! Johnson sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 19 of 47 punches, and Lyndon Johnson landed 8 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lyndon Johnson is winning the fight 39-37


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I tries a hook to the solar plexus, but Johnson ties him up.
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+Boom I annoys Johnson with a series of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
-Boom I probes with a left hook to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I clocks Johnson with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I throws a left to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Johnson thumps Boom I with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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-Boom I tries a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 39 punches, and Lyndon Johnson landed 8 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lyndon Johnson is winning the fight 48-47


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I lunges with a right left to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Johnson scores with a barrage of painful shots to the face.
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+Boom I tags Johnson with a barrage of vicious blows to the ribs. Johnson ignores it.
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+Johnson solidly lands a series of punches to the nose.
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+Johnson smacks Boom I with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Johnson covers himself well.
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+Johnson belts Boom I with a series of nasty punches to the face!!
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+Johnson solidly lands a pair of wild shots to the temple.
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-Boom I probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Johnson stays away from it.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Johnson deftly avoits it.
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+Boom I attacks with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Johnson solidly lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 20 of 46 punches, and Lyndon Johnson landed 29 of 29 punches.

Lyndon Johnson won the round 10-9

Lyndon Johnson is winning the fight 58-56


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson ducks.
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+Boom I annoys Johnson with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Johnson lashes out with a flurry of vicious blows to the temple!!
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-Boom I throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Boom I hits Johnson with a quick left to the chest!
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+Boom I tosses a volley of shots to the ribs! Johnson sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 19 of 46 punches, and Lyndon Johnson landed 8 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Lyndon Johnson is winning the fight 67-66


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Johnson is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I lashes out with a right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Johnson hits with a jab to the head.
Johnson lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Boom I hurtles to the canvas!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Johnson annoys Boom I with a strong straight right to the temple.
+Johnson slams Boom I with a mean uppercut to the chin.
Johnson lands a beautiful hook and Boom I falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Lyndon Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Johnson is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Cruiser Dork Boom I continue the fight! Lyndon Johnson wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 2: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 3: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 2: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 3: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 2: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 3: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Lyndon Johnson 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Lyndon Johnson wins by a knockout!