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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Cain Velasquez by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, September 10, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 254 pounds (115 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez throws a volley of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a flurry of nasty shots to the temple!!
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the face, but Velasquez blocks.
+Crazyfucker takes charge with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Velasquez throws a left straight right to the face, but misses.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez fires a right to the eye, but falls short.
+Crazyfucker drills Velasquez with a series of punches to the face.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez lunges with a pair of left blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker pummels Velasquez with a series of blows to the head.
-Velasquez lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker belts Velasquez with a commanding hook to the chin.
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-Velasquez tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez throws a pair of left shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Velasquez tries a volley of shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of right shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez tries a right uppercut to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker shakes Velasquez with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a sweeping right to the eye!
-Velasquez throws a pair of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Velasquez blocks.
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-Velasquez launches a left cross to the mouth, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Velasquez attempts a volley of right blows to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Crazyfucker solidly lands a barrage of hard blows to the face!
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-Velasquez throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a barrage of shots to the chest. Velasquez falls against the ropes!
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-Velasquez launches a series of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Velasquez with a strong jab to the mouth.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez paws a left hook to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a flurry of mean shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez lunges with a hook to the jaw, but misses.
+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of painful shots to the chest.
-Velasquez tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez launches a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker connects with a glancing straight right to the head!
-Velasquez attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of shots to the eye.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Velasquez with a powerful roundhouse to the nose.
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
-Velasquez lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Crazyfucker pokes Velasquez with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a series of off balance shots to the chin.
-Velasquez throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez tries to land a series of shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a series of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez launches a volley of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez throws a right straight right to the chin, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of left blows to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Velasquez with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez paws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but misses.
-Velasquez charges with a volley of left shots to the face, but misses.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
+Crazyfucker annoys Velasquez with a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Velasquez falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 29 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez throws a series of shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Velasquez with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Velasquez with a barrage of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Velasquez tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Velasquez attempts a left to the chin, but only hits air.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Velasquez deftly avoits it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but Velasquez hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez tries a series of right blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
+Crazyfucker fires a strong hook to the head. Velasquez seems wobbly!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez charges with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a pair of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker hammers Velasquez with a barrage of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of strong shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez lashes out with a series of left blows to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Crazyfucker fires a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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-Velasquez throws a series of right blows to the head, but fails to score.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a pair of blows to the face.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but Velasquez backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of right shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez charges with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the nose!
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Velasquez fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
+Crazyfucker connects with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Velasquez tries a volley of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez lunges with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Velasquez throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker drills Velasquez with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs. Velasquez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a barrage of left blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker drills Velasquez with a vicious uppercut to the chin. Velasquez beats a hasty retreat.
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-Velasquez attacks with a series of left blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Velasquez attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Velasquez lunges with a hook to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Velasquez with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez tries to land a pair of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 1 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Velasquez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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