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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Patient X by unanimous decision: 115-114, 116-114, 120-111.

Match Sunday, September 08, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is Patient X!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker charges with a sweeping right to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Patient with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Patient attacks with a barrage of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
+Crazyfucker tags Patient with a cross to the chin!!
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-Patient paws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Patient lands a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs!
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+Crazyfucker hits Patient with a series of loud punches to the jaw! Patient sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Patient tags Crazyfucker with a sweeping right to the stomach. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Patient punches Crazyfucker with a series of glancing blows to the nose. Crazyfucker covers up.
-Patient charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 16 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 20 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Patient doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Patient takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Crazyfucker pokes Patient with a barrage of hard shots to the mouth.
+Patient smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty blows to the eye!! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the nose, but Patient covers himself well.
-Patient attacks with a left roundhouse to the chin, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Patient probes with a jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Patient with a straight right to the chest.
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-Patient tries a pair of left blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Patient launches a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.
+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of strong shots to the face.
+Patient wallops Crazyfucker with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 15 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 19 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Patient doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a right uppercut to the mouth, but misses.
+Crazyfucker stuns Patient with a pair of mean shots to the chin.
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+Patient lands a stiff hook to the jaw.
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-Patient charges with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Patient with a volley of commanding shots to the jaw. Patient laughs!
-Patient throws a straight right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Patient hits with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
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-Patient probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Patient attacks with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Patient smacks Crazyfucker with a pair of loud blows to the stomach.
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+Crazyfucker lands a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 14 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Patient doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Patient deftly avoits it.
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-Patient charges with a sweeping right to the head, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Patient with a volley of shots to the chest. Patient hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazyfucker punches Patient with a uppercut to the chin.
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+Patient jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Patient suprises Crazyfucker with a barrage of solid shots to the mouth.
+Patient clocks Crazyfucker with a wild sweeping right to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Patient charges with a series of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a flurry of light blows to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 16 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 18 of 22 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 39-37


Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Patient attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Patient probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Patient with a stiff hook to the chin!
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+Patient hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw!
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-Patient charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Patient jars Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Patient lands a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 15 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 49-47


Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Patient solidly lands a pair of strong blows to the face!
-Patient throws a left to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left blows to the temple, but Patient leaps aside.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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-Patient attempts a barrage of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Patient lashes out with a volley of vicious blows to the temple.
-Patient launches a series of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Patient attacks with a volley of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Patient with a series of nasty punches to the eye! Patient shakes his head to clear it.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of vicious punches to the temple. Patient hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Patient thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker covers up.
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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of vicious shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 13 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 59-56


Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker smacks Patient with a series of painful blows to the mouth.
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-Patient lunges with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Patient hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple. Crazyfucker ignores it.
+Patient takes charge with a hook to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Patient blocks.
-Patient throws a jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Patient throws a straight right to the head, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Patient tosses a flurry of mean shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker fires a solid jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 14 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 69-66


Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker punches Patient with a volley of glancing shots to the chin.
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+Patient lashes out with a series of vicious blows to the face!!
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-Patient paws a series of blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Patient tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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+Patient hits Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 15 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 79-75


Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Patient throws a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker tries a sweeping right to the head, but Patient ducks.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Patient stuns Crazyfucker with a series of light shots to the face.
+Patient rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance shots to the chin.
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-Patient fires a right cross to the temple, but misses.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 13 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 88-85


Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Patient fires a flurry of shots to the face, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Patient tries to land a series of punches to the face, but misses.
+Patient pokes Crazyfucker with a flurry of light blows to the head.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Patient with a series of furious punches to the jaw. Patient seems wobbly!
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-Patient throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+Crazyfucker belts Patient with a stiff cross to the chest.
+Patient hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of light blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Patient narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 14 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 98-94


Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Patient tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Patient throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but misses.
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-Patient lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Patient probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Patient with a series of shots to the head.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Patient with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Patient whacks Crazyfucker with a stiff roundhouse to the eye. Crazyfucker laughs!
+Patient tosses a pair of furious blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 14 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 108-104


Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Patient slams Crazyfucker with a series of mean shots to the ribs.
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-Patient lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Patient charges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the head, but Patient narrowly avoids it
+Crazyfucker wallops Patient with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Patient sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Patient fires a left to the face!! Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Patient throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patient X landed 13 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 23 punches.

Patient X won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 117-114


Patient grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Patient X 10-9
Round 5: Patient X 10-9
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Patient X 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Patient X 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Patient X 10-9
Round 11: Patient X 10-9
Round 12: Patient X 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-114


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-111

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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