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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 117-108, 117-108, 117-110.

Match Wednesday, September 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Velasquez with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
-Velasquez attempts a barrage of blows to the nose, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a series of light blows to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Velasquez with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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-Velasquez tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Velasquez throws a left hook to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez throws a left right to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 2 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 18 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez lashes out with a left jab to the head, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez tries a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Velasquez attacks with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez attempts a uppercut to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the temple, but Velasquez steps aside and laughs.
-Velasquez probes with a pair of left blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Velasquez paws a right to the chin, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a pair of mean blows to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Velasquez narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker smacks Velasquez with a barrage of stiff shots to the chest. Velasquez quickly recovers.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attempts a volley of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Velasquez probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Velasquez tries a volley of right shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Velasquez probes with a series of left blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 10 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of shots to the chin. Velasquez retreats to the far corner.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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-Velasquez attempts a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 39-37


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez attempts a volley of left blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Velasquez charges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Velasquez probes with a pair of left blows to the chin, but misses.
-Velasquez tries a barrage of right shots to the face, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right uppercut to the face, but Velasquez stays away from it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Velasquez ignores it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez lunges with a barrage of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 49-47


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 6

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Velasquez ducks just in time.
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-Velasquez tries a barrage of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a volley of shots to the nose.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right blows to the head, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Velasquez fires a hook to the eye, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Velasquez attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez fires a series of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 58-57


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez fires a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker lands a sweeping right to the eye.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attacks with a uppercut to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Velasquez probes with a pair of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
-Velasquez attempts a cross to the mouth, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 22 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Velasquez throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but falls short.
-Velasquez lunges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Velasquez hides behind his gloves.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 3 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 6 of 22 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 77-76


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Velasquez fires a volley of left shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez charges with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Velasquez launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Velasquez tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a right to the head, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 4 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-9

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 87-85


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 10

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez throws a pair of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker throws a pair of hard shots to the chin!!
-Velasquez paws a series of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Velasquez backs out of it.
-Velasquez paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the head, but misses.
+Velasquez throws a flurry of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
Velasquez lands a terrific uppercut and Crazyfucker is knocked out of the ring!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez tries to land a barrage of right blows to the head, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 4 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 97-93


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez throws a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Velasquez probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Velasquez tries to land a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Velasquez ducks.
+Velasquez hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy blows to the temple.
Velasquez lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker nails Velasquez with a volley of glancing blows to the temple.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Velasquez ties him up.
-Velasquez launches a series of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 4 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 107-101


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 12

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez throws a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the face, but Velasquez ducks.
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+Velasquez pounds Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful blows to the face!!
Velasquez lands a lightning punch in the nose and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Velasquez probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right shots to the nose, but Velasquez deftly avoits it.
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-Velasquez tries to land a series of left blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Velasquez throws a right hook to the jaw, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Crazyfucker hammers Velasquez with a volley of solid blows to the jaw. Velasquez grimaces in pain.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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The fighters circle.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker lands Velasquez with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 4 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 117-109


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 6: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 7: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 8: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 9: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 10: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 11: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 12: Cain Velasquez 10-8

Total Score: Cain Velasquez 117-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 6: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 7: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 8: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 9: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 10: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 11: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 12: Cain Velasquez 10-8

Total Score: Cain Velasquez 117-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 7: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 8: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 9: Cain Velasquez 10-9
Round 10: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 11: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 12: Cain Velasquez 10-8

Total Score: Cain Velasquez 117-110

Cain Velasquez wins by decision!


          

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