Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\907203.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) WTFH!! defeated Harker "Hometown" Dirge by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Thursday, August 29, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is WTFH!!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Harker "Hometown" Dirge!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Wtfh!! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-Wtfh!! throws a barrage of uppercuts to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Hometown throws a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Hometown lands a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
+Hometown shakes Wtfh!! with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
-Wtfh!! launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Wtfh!! thumps Hometown with a volley of painful shots to the chest.
+Hometown strikes with a nasty left to the stomach.
-Wtfh!! attempts a pair of hooks to the chest, but Hometown deftly avoits it.
-Wtfh!! attempts a flurry of left roundhouses to the chest, but Hometown stays away from it.
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+Hometown thumps Wtfh!! with a powerful right to the eye.
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+Hometown throws a flurry of painful punches to the mouth!!
-Wtfh!! attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Hometown smacks Wtfh!! with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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+Hometown fires a barrage of roundhouses to the jaw!
+Hometown stuns Wtfh!! with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Wtfh!! jolts Hometown with a painful left to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
WTFH!! landed 16 of 35 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 49 of 49 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 10-9
Wtfh!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Wtfh!! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown drills Wtfh!! with a right to the eye. Wtfh!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Hometown attacks with a jab to the face.
+Hometown suprises Wtfh!! with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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-Wtfh!! throws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Hometown throws a series of shots to the nose.
-Wtfh!! tries to land a barrage of crosses to the ribs, but Hometown covers himself well.
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-Wtfh!! tries to land a series of hooks to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Wtfh!! attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Wtfh!! tattoos Hometown with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Hometown hits with a volley of nasty punches to the head!
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-Wtfh!! fires a jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Hometown slams Wtfh!! with a pair of light punches to the head.
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+Hometown staggers Wtfh!! with a flurry of blows to the temple.
+Hometown nails Wtfh!! with a flurry of nasty roundhouses to the face.
-Wtfh!! fires a series of blows to the ribs, but Hometown escapes.
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+Hometown hits with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Wtfh!! grazes Hometown with a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach! Hometown sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
WTFH!! landed 12 of 41 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 49 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 20-18
Wtfh!! doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Wtfh!! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-Wtfh!! probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Hometown deftly avoits it.
+Hometown hits with a pair of punches to the head.
+Wtfh!! tosses a pair of shots to the stomach.
+Hometown lashes out with a series of punches to the chest. Wtfh!! shakes his head to clear it.
+Hometown punches Wtfh!! with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Wtfh!! throws a pair of left roundhouses to the stomach, but Hometown takes it in the forearms.
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-Wtfh!! attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Hometown covers himself well.
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+Hometown hits with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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+Hometown thumps Wtfh!! with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Hometown drills Wtfh!! with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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+Hometown tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the eye!!
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+Hometown fires a pair of furious punches to the chin.
+Hometown suprises Wtfh!! with a commanding jab to the temple.
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-Wtfh!! launches a left jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Wtfh!! pops Hometown with a series of uppercuts to the chest. Hometown beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
WTFH!! landed 13 of 39 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 50 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 30-27
Wtfh!! doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Wtfh!! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown hurts Wtfh!! with a mean straight right to the stomach. Wtfh!! ignores it.
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+Hometown punches Wtfh!! with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Hometown lands a series of punches to the ribs!!
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+Hometown wallops Wtfh!! with a volley of light punches to the face.
+Hometown smacks Wtfh!! with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs!
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+Hometown strikes with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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+Wtfh!! backs up Hometown with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
-Wtfh!! attacks with a left left to the stomach, but Hometown backs out of it.
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+Hometown lands a series of nice shots to the temple. Wtfh!! grimaces in pain.
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-Wtfh!! launches a barrage of left crosses to the ribs, but falls short.
+Hometown fires a volley of commanding punches to the head. Wtfh!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Wtfh!! lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Hometown deftly avoits it.
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-Wtfh!! paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Hometown whacks Wtfh!! with a volley of powerful shots to the jaw.
+Wtfh!! catches Hometown with a powerful left to the solar plexus.
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-Wtfh!! tries a volley of right uppercuts to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Hometown nails Wtfh!! with a volley of strong punches to the jaw. Wtfh!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
WTFH!! landed 16 of 41 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 48 of 48 punches.
WTFH!! won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 39-37
Wtfh!! doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Wtfh!! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Wtfh!! throws a flurry of nice hooks to the ribs.
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+Hometown pops Wtfh!! with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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-Wtfh!! probes with a left to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Hometown wallops Wtfh!! with a barrage of light uppercuts to the eye.
-Wtfh!! probes with a series of right crosses to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hometown lands a volley of light roundhouses to the solar plexus. Wtfh!! laughs!
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-Wtfh!! throws a left cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Wtfh!! launches a series of right blows to the chest, but Hometown quickly backs away.
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-Wtfh!! paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Hometown quickly backs away.
+Hometown staggers Wtfh!! with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+Hometown tosses a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hometown attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
+Hometown belts Wtfh!! with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Wtfh!! covers up.
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+Hometown smacks Wtfh!! with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Wtfh!! grimaces in pain.
+Wtfh!! hits with a pair of furious hooks to the stomach.
+Hometown hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Hometown belts Wtfh!! with a quick right to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
WTFH!! landed 15 of 40 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 50 of 53 punches.
WTFH!! won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 48-47
Wtfh!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hometown is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Wtfh!! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-Wtfh!! tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Hometown hits with a cross to the temple. Wtfh!! ignores it.
+Hometown drills Wtfh!! with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Hometown jars Wtfh!! with a series of punches to the eye.
+Hometown fires a series of wild punches to the stomach!!
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-Wtfh!! fires a flurry of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Hometown stays away from it.
-Wtfh!! tries a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Hometown pummels Wtfh!! with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown connects with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Wtfh!! tattoos Hometown with a volley of loud crosses to the stomach. Hometown hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hometown throws a stinging jab to the ribs.
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+Hometown hurts Wtfh!! with a pair of mean punches to the stomach! Wtfh!! covers up.
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+Hometown suprises Wtfh!! with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Wtfh!! annoys Hometown with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Wtfh!! attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Hometown covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
WTFH!! landed 15 of 41 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 44 of 44 punches.
WTFH!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Wtfh!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hometown looks exhausted.
ROUND 7
Wtfh!! throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown smashes Wtfh!! with a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Wtfh!! wallops Hometown with a series of solid hooks to the head.
+Hometown lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Wtfh!! tries a volley of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Wtfh!! lands a series of hooks to the eye. Hometown hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Wtfh!! probes with a flurry of crosses to the chin, but Hometown quickly backs away.
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+Hometown connects with a hard left to the chest.
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+Hometown throws a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Wtfh!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Hometown smacks Wtfh!! with a series of off balance punches to the face.
+Wtfh!! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head.
Wtfh!! lands a cruel haymaker and Hometown collapses!!
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Hometown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Wtfh!! throws a left right to the mouth, but Hometown ducks just in time.
+Wtfh!! tattoos Hometown with a series of punches to the eye.
+Wtfh!! tosses a barrage of glancing shots to the chin! Hometown ignores it.
Wtfh!! lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and Hometown is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
WTFH!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Wtfh!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hometown collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: WTFH!! 10-9
Round 6: WTFH!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: WTFH!! 10-9
Round 6: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: WTFH!! 10-9
WTFH!! wins by a knockout!
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