Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\905649.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) You can't beat me HAHA defeated BOT-151989 by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Sunday, August 18, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 821 pounds (372 kilograms) is You can't beat me HAHA!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 228 pounds (103 kilograms) is BOT-151989!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
You Can't Beat Me Haha is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-151989 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-You Can't Beat Me Haha attacks with a pair of uppercuts to the nose, but Bot-151989 beats a hasty retreat.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a powerful hook to the jaw. Bot-151989 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-151989 attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits Bot-151989 with a off balance right to the mouth.
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Bot-151989's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Bot-151989 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha scores with a barrage of blows to the eye.
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a cruel right smash to the jaw and Bot-151989 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Bot-151989 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha paws a barrage of left uppercuts to the face, but Bot-151989 escapes.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha strikes with a series of punches to the eye.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha grazes Bot-151989 with a series of mean roundhouses to the face. Bot-151989 covers up.
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+Bot-151989 whacks You Can't Beat Me Haha with a jab to the jaw. You Can't Beat Me Haha sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bot-151989 drills You Can't Beat Me Haha with a series of punches to the eye. You Can't Beat Me Haha grimaces in pain.
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-You Can't Beat Me Haha attempts a series of right blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 22 of 38 punches, and BOT-151989 landed 8 of 8 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-7
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 10-7
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-151989 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
You Can't Beat Me Haha is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-151989 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+You Can't Beat Me Haha hurts Bot-151989 with a painful blow to the eye.
You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Bot-151989 is flattened!!
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He's Out!
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-151989 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-7
You can't beat me HAHA wins by a knockout!
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