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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Timmy Tester by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, August 05, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 233 pounds (106 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Tester ducks just in time.
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+Tester tattoos Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful shots to the chin!
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+Crazyfucker clocks Tester with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. Tester hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 8 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester fires a nice jab to the temple.
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+Tester drills Crazyfucker with a pair of powerful punches to the chest!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a off balance jab to the ribs.
-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Tester ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left shots to the face, but Tester steps aside.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Tester ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Tester covers himself well.
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+Tester whacks Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Tester with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Crazyfucker pokes Tester with a heavy hook to the face.
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+Tester stuns Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of quick blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left blows to the chest, but Tester narrowly avoids it
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right shots to the face, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 8 of 22 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Crazyfucker throws a series of quick punches to the solar plexus. Tester sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Tester thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right to the nose, but Tester escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester jolts Crazyfucker with a series of glancing blows to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker jars Tester with a series of light shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of shots to the face, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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+Tester hits with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Tester stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Tester with a flurry of nasty shots to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Tester tosses a stiff uppercut to the face.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right left to the eye, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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+Crazyfucker pops Tester with a barrage of heavy blows to the temple. Tester shakes his head to clear it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 23 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right sweeping right to the temple, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker slams Tester with a mean jab to the nose.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Tester wallops Crazyfucker with a series of loud blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 6 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of left blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tester backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of nice blows to the face. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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+Tester nails Crazyfucker with a heavy right to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left left to the head, but Tester backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of loud punches to the mouth. Tester sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left blows to the head, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tester covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a left to the ribs, but Tester steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Tester hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Tester with a barrage of solid shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 8 of 25 punches, and Timmy Tester landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Tester doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!


          

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