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(Super-Heavyweight) Big Boys Fat Master defeated Only the Beginning by disqualification in round 5.

Match Monday, August 05, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is Big Boys Fat Master!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 833 pounds (378 kilograms) is Only the Beginning!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Master clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Only clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.

Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Only fires a pair of left shots to the chin, but Master beats a hasty retreat.
+Master shakes Only with a barrage of stinging blows to the chest.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Only attacks with a volley of punches to the face!
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Only hurts Master with a series of shots to the temple.
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Only scores with Master with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Master tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Only takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master landed 9 of 16 punches, and Only the Beginning landed 9 of 25 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master won the round 10-9

Big Boys Fat Master is winning the fight 10-9


Master doesn't want to stop fighting!

Only doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Master clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Only clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Master attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master jars Only with a pair of hard shots to the chest!
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Only connects with Master with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.

Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Only connects with a hard right to the chin.
+Only suprises Master with a series of light punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master landed 9 of 17 punches, and Only the Beginning landed 9 of 25 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master won the round 10-8

Big Boys Fat Master is winning the fight 20-17


Master doesn't even want to rest!

Only remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Master clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Only clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Only tosses a volley of blows to the head.
Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Only lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Only slams Master with a head butt! The audience is howling!
Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Master lunges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Only quickly backs away.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Master staggers Only with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs!
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-Only paws a series of shots to the chin, but Master ducks just in time.
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master landed 9 of 15 punches, and Only the Beginning landed 9 of 24 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master won the round 10-9

Big Boys Fat Master is winning the fight 30-26


Master doesn't even want to rest!

Only grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Master clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Only clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Master tries to land a pair of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Only fires Master with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Only attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Only attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Master hits with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Only backs up Master with a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Master quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Boys Fat Master landed 9 of 17 punches, and Only the Beginning landed 6 of 24 punches.

Big Boys Fat Master won the round 10-8

Big Boys Fat Master is winning the fight 40-34


Master doesn't even want to rest!

Only is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Master clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Only clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Master tries to attack, but Only hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Master hits with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Only sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
Only tries to attack, but Master hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Only staggers Master with an elbow! Big Boys Fat Master is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Big Boys Fat Master wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Master doesn't even want to rest!

Only is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Fat Master 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Fat Master 10-8
Round 3: Big Boys Fat Master 10-9
Round 4: Big Boys Fat Master 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Fat Master 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Fat Master 10-8
Round 3: Big Boys Fat Master 10-9
Round 4: Big Boys Fat Master 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Fat Master 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Fat Master 10-8
Round 3: Big Boys Fat Master 10-9
Round 4: Big Boys Fat Master 10-8

Big Boys Fat Master wins by a foul!


          

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