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(Heavyweight) Cain Velasquez defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, July 25, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 242 pounds (110 kilograms) is Cain Velasquez!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 244 pounds (111 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Velasquez probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker whacks Velasquez with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Velasquez throws a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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-Velasquez throws a left uppercut to the chin, but he's too slow.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a volley of blows to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Velasquez attempts a uppercut to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of commanding blows to the jaw!!
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+Crazyfucker throws a series of vicious shots to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Velasquez with a series of shots to the chest. Velasquez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 5 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 18 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Velasquez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker smacks Velasquez with a hook to the chin!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez attacks with a series of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Velasquez lands a flurry of off balance shots to the head.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker slams Velasquez with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Velasquez throws a series of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Velasquez lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 6 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 20 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker smashes Velasquez with a flurry of stiff blows to the nose.
+Velasquez nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of stiff shots to the mouth.
-Velasquez throws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez paws a barrage of shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez throws a left hook to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of solid blows to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Velasquez steps aside and laughs.
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+Velasquez connects with a series of furious punches to the chin. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
Velasquez lands a crashing left blow to the temple and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!

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SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Velasquez charges with a hook to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Velasquez with a series of punches to the ribs. Velasquez quickly recovers.
+Crazyfucker backs up Velasquez with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 6 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Velasquez rocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the eye.
Velasquez lands a crashing hook and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Velasquez tries to land a pair of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker belts Velasquez with a hook to the mouth.
-Velasquez charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a series of loud blows to the face!!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Velasquez ducks just in time.
+Crazyfucker scores with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Velasquez with a pair of wild punches to the face.
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-Velasquez throws a series of right shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
-Velasquez attempts a volley of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 5 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 38-36


Velasquez doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Velasquez attacks with a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth!
Velasquez lands a decisive left blow to the temple and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!

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EIGHT
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Velasquez wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Crazyfucker stuns Velasquez with a series of blows to the eye. Velasquez is hurt!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the face, but Velasquez ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Velasquez with a flurry of heavy shots to the mouth.
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+Velasquez belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of nice shots to the eye. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
Velasquez lands a devestating left uppercut and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker hits Velasquez with a flurry of shots to the face.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Velasquez paws a pair of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Velasquez throws a series of right blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 7 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 23 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 48-43


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Velasquez suprises Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker tags Velasquez with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Velasquez blocks.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Velasquez tries a series of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Velasquez paws a flurry of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Velasquez tags Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the temple.
Velasquez lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Velasquez lashes out with a flurry of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Velasquez launches a volley of left blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Crazyfucker punches Velasquez with a series of commanding blows to the ribs. Velasquez falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 7 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 13 of 21 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-8

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 58-51


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye.



ROUND 7

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Velasquez paws a series of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Velasquez hits with a painful roundhouse to the nose.
Velasquez lands a cruel blow to the head and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker annoys Velasquez with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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+Velasquez lands a series of furious blows to the temple.
Velasquez lands a quick right blow to the temple and Crazyfucker goes over backwards!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez throws a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Velasquez tries to land a pair of right blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Velasquez tries a flurry of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker lands a nasty left to the jaw.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right shots to the mouth, but Velasquez narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the nose.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Velasquez stays away from it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Crazyfucker tattoos Velasquez with a series of light blows to the head.
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+Velasquez hurts Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the eye. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cain Velasquez landed 7 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches.

Cain Velasquez won the round 10-7

Cain Velasquez is winning the fight 68-58


Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye.



ROUND 8

Velasquez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker tries a right to the temple, but Velasquez escapes.
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+Crazyfucker nails Velasquez with a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Velasquez clocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of hard blows to the face!!
Velasquez lands a beautiful left uppercut and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Velasquez lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Velasquez attempts a flurry of left shots to the nose, but misses.
+Velasquez tattoos Crazyfucker with a strong left to the head.
Velasquez lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Velasquez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Velasquez probes with a right hook to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Velasquez hits Crazyfucker with a pair of strong blows to the jaw.
Velasquez lands a slow motion haymaker and Crazyfucker collapses!!

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He's Out!
Cain Velasquez wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Velasquez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.

The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Cain Velasquez wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 6: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 7: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 6: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 7: Cain Velasquez 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 4: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 5: Cain Velasquez 10-7
Round 6: Cain Velasquez 10-8
Round 7: Cain Velasquez 10-7

Cain Velasquez wins by a knockout!


          

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