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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mortez by technical knockout (TKO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, July 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a left uppercut to the chin, but Mortez leaps aside.
+Mortez lands a vicious jab to the mouth.
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+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of loud punches to the temple!!
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+Mortez catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of commanding shots to the temple.
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+Mortez tosses a volley of loud shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty blows to the mouth.
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+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Crazyfucker fires a volley of quick punches to the temple. Mortez retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 37 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez pounds Crazyfucker with a solid roundhouse to the nose.
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+Mortez pops Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Mortez belts Crazyfucker with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Mortez clocks Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!
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-Mortez lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
+Mortez solidly lands a flurry of shots to the chin.
-Crazyfucker launches a series of left blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker nails Mortez with a volley of nice punches to the jaw!!
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+Mortez connects with a hook to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 29 of 39 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker backs up Mortez with a volley of furious blows to the chest.
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-Mortez tries to land a pair of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
+Mortez connects with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
+Mortez pokes Crazyfucker with a glancing uppercut to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a right to the nose. Mortez ignores it.
+Mortez lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Mortez throws a furious straight right to the eye. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker lands a powerful left to the stomach!!
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty blows to the ribs!
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+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a flurry of nasty shots to the head.
+Mortez strikes with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 31 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez probes with a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the head!
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+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Mortez connects with a barrage of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a volley of blows to the temple. Mortez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Mortez attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker hits Mortez with a roundhouse to the chin.
+Mortez hits with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 26 punches, and Mortez landed 28 of 41 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez attacks with a series of left shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mortez thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of wild blows to the stomach.
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+Mortez suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy punches to the face!
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+Mortez hits with a heavy jab to the face. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mortez charges with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Mortez fires a quick jab to the ribs! Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Mortez thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Mortez with a volley of powerful blows to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker throws a series of hard blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but Mortez leaps aside.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of light blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 27 of 42 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez paws a left right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a light right to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a barrage of solid blows to the face.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Mortez throws a flurry of heavy blows to the ribs.
-Mortez launches a right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Mortez paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
+Mortez hits with a loud cross to the ribs!! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mortez shakes Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty shots to the eye.
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+Mortez hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing shots to the nose! Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 25 of 41 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker pummels Mortez with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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-Mortez attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw! Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Mortez fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of heavy shots to the face.
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+Mortez hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the face.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the chin!
+Mortez lands a volley of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Mortez probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Mortez probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 19 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Mortez is winning the fight 70-64


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker tattoos Mortez with a flurry of quick shots to the chin.
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-Mortez tries a flurry of left blows to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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+Mortez lands a heavy cross to the chest. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of painful blows to the head. Mortez retreats to the far corner.
+Crazyfucker stuns Mortez with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Mortez rocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of vicious shots to the face. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Mortez lashes out with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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-Mortez tries to land a pair of left blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Mortez paws a barrage of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez launches a straight right to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Mortez lands a volley of glancing punches to the eye. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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-Mortez tries to land a series of right blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 18 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 16 of 36 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 79-74


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. Mortez doesn't notice.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Mortez drills Crazyfucker with a pair of painful blows to the nose.
+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Mortez nails Crazyfucker with a series of nice blows to the eye.
-Mortez lashes out with a pair of shots to the mouth, but misses.
-Mortez paws a series of right blows to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Mortez tries to land a volley of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Mortez hits with a barrage of heavy shots to the chin.
+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Mortez with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 18 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 19 of 42 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 88-84


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez tries a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Mortez pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of strong blows to the ribs. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Mortez launches a right roundhouse to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Mortez lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker lands a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Mortez with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Mortez backpedals to his own corner.
+Mortez annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the chest.
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-Mortez charges with a series of right blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
+Mortez lands a series of hard blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker catches Mortez with a series of quick shots to the head.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a glancing jab to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 15 of 37 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 97-94


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez pokes Crazyfucker with a series of wild blows to the ribs!! Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Mortez with a barrage of off balance shots to the eye!
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-Mortez lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a straight right to the face. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
Crazyfucker lands a thundering right blow to the head and Mortez is flattened!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker drills Mortez with a volley of blows to the head.
+Mortez throws a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Mortez lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Mortez tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Mortez throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 19 of 26 punches, and Mortez landed 12 of 39 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Mortez is winning the fight 105-104


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
+Crazyfucker smacks Mortez with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Mortez with a volley of blows to the chest. Crazyfucker strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Mortez collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye. He has a broken nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Mortez 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!


          

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