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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mike "Good Night" Tyson by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Monday, July 22, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Mike "Good Night" Tyson!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the head!
Crazyfucker lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Good Night is knocked down!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Good Night with a volley of blows to the face. Good Night hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Good Night with a mean cross to the chin!
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+Good Night hits Crazyfucker with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Good Night throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Good Night hits with a volley of shots to the stomach.
Good Night lands a sudden right haymaker and Crazyfucker is knocked off his feet!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker fires a pair of vicious blows to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Good Night tries a pair of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Crazyfucker fires a volley of nice shots to the chin! Good Night covers up.
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+Good Night fires a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Good Night suprises Crazyfucker with a pair of hard blows to the temple.
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+Good Night pummels Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 19 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 23 of 25 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-9

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 10-9


Good Night remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Good Night launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker jars Good Night with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Good Night fires a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Good Night hits Crazyfucker with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Good Night with a volley of light blows to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the chest!!
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+Crazyfucker thumps Good Night with a nasty jab to the ribs. Good Night shakes his head to clear it.
Crazyfucker lands a lightning left uppercut and Good Night is flattened!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Good Night charges with a cross to the chest, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Good Night hits with a volley of nice blows to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a flurry of strong blows to the chin!
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+Good Night solidly lands a volley of shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 16 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 23 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 19-18


Good Night grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Good Night probes with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a pair of nasty blows to the ribs.
Crazyfucker lands a terrific left hook and Good Night is knocked out of the ring!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Good Night probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Good Night probes with a pair of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Good Night with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Good Night with a series of blows to the ribs.
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The fighters study each other.
+Good Night fires a sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Good Night clocks Crazyfucker with a series of commanding punches to the chest!
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+Good Night pops Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the face.
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-Good Night attempts a left left to the chest, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Crazyfucker annoys Good Night with a volley of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 13 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 29-26


Good Night is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Good Night grazes Crazyfucker with a volley of nice blows to the chest.
+Crazyfucker pummels Good Night with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Good Night throws a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Good Night connects with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
+Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the head!!
Crazyfucker lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Good Night is knocked off his feet!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Good Night hits with a flurry of stinging shots to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker nails Good Night with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Good Night is hurt!
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-Good Night probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Good Night probes with a barrage of right shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Good Night throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of blows to the chin.
+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of strong shots to the jaw. Good Night quickly recovers.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a volley of punches to the temple. Good Night grimaces in pain.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 13 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 25 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 39-34


Good Night looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Good Night charges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
+Crazyfucker solidly lands a pair of solid shots to the face.
Crazyfucker lands a quick left haymaker and Good Night is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Good Night struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker fires a volley of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Good Night with a barrage of quick shots to the chin.
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+Good Night fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Good Night throws a pair of right blows to the face, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Good Night lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker jars Good Night with a pair of shots to the mouth!
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-Good Night lunges with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Good Night clocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Good Night punches Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the chest. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 10 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 49-42


Good Night receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Good Night lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Good Night attempts a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Crazyfucker tosses a series of shots to the chin. Good Night shakes his head to clear it.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of strong blows to the nose.
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+Good Night attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Good Night lunges with a right to the ribs, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
-Good Night launches a volley of left blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Good Night with a series of off balance blows to the nose!
Crazyfucker lands a bone crushing uppercut and Good Night is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Crazyfucker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Good Night can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-8
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-8

Crazyfucker wins by a knockout!


          

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