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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Mr. Pibb by unanimous decision: 116-111, 117-111, 116-111.

Match Saturday, July 20, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 334 pounds (151 kilograms) is Mr. Pibb!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mr. Pibb strikes with a vicious cross to the eye.
-Mr. Pibb probes with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of punches to the face. Mr. Pibb sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crazyfucker punches Mr. Pibb with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Mr. Pibb attempts a flurry of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a volley of vicious shots to the face. Mr. Pibb seems wobbly!
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-Mr. Pibb charges with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 17 of 27 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 9 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mr. Pibb doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Mr. Pibb quickly backs away.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mr. Pibb attacks with a barrage of blows to the face, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Mr. Pibb charges with a flurry of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Mr. Pibb with a volley of loud shots to the stomach!! Mr. Pibb asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Mr. Pibb whacks Crazyfucker with a volley of vicious shots to the eye. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Mr. Pibb throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Mr. Pibb with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 8 of 21 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mr. Pibb doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Mr. Pibb with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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+Mr. Pibb pounds Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding blows to the jaw.
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-Mr. Pibb attempts a series of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of off balance blows to the nose. Mr. Pibb shakes his head to clear it.
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+Crazyfucker belts Mr. Pibb with a volley of shots to the nose!!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mr. Pibb attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Mr. Pibb tries a volley of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 10 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mr. Pibb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Crazyfucker belts Mr. Pibb with a pair of heavy blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Mr. Pibb deftly avoits it.
+Mr. Pibb punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mr. Pibb charges with a series of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+Mr. Pibb thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the nose.
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-Mr. Pibb attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Mr. Pibb with a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 22 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 9 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mr. Pibb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb comes out fighting.

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-Mr. Pibb attacks with a series of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Mr. Pibb tries to land a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of mean blows to the temple.
-Mr. Pibb probes with a right straight right to the temple, but misses.
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+Crazyfucker lands a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Mr. Pibb jolts Crazyfucker with a straight right to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 17 of 25 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 10 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb comes out fighting.

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+Mr. Pibb thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
-Crazyfucker tries a series of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Mr. Pibb probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker slams Mr. Pibb with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of light blows to the chin.
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-Mr. Pibb lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mr. Pibb fires a volley of hard blows to the temple. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 26 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 11 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Mr. Pibb quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Mr. Pibb with a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Mr. Pibb attacks with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Mr. Pibb with a heavy jab to the ribs.
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-Mr. Pibb probes with a left left to the chin, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
+Mr. Pibb hits with a series of vicious shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 8 of 22 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Crazyfucker tries a left cross to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Mr. Pibb throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Mr. Pibb attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Mr. Pibb with a pair of mean blows to the stomach. Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Mr. Pibb with a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+Mr. Pibb hits Crazyfucker with a volley of nice shots to the eye.
+Mr. Pibb attacks with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 12 of 24 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 8 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-73


Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb comes out fighting.

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-Mr. Pibb tries a flurry of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Mr. Pibb ignores it.
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+Mr. Pibb tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Mr. Pibb with a flurry of powerful shots to the chin. Mr. Pibb ignores it.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Mr. Pibb tries to land a right right to the jaw, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 25 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 9 of 23 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-82


Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb comes out fighting.

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-Mr. Pibb fires a flurry of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Mr. Pibb hits Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff blows to the nose. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but Mr. Pibb steps aside.
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-Mr. Pibb probes with a jab to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Mr. Pibb lands a barrage of commanding shots to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker jars Mr. Pibb with a flurry of powerful shots to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 12 of 24 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 11 of 26 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-91


Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Crazyfucker punches Mr. Pibb with a pair of punches to the temple. Mr. Pibb shakes his head to clear it.
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-Mr. Pibb attempts a barrage of right shots to the face, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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+Mr. Pibb hits with a series of off balance shots to the eye.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mr. Pibb tries a series of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Mr. Pibb with a series of blows to the mouth. Mr. Pibb doesn't notice.
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-Mr. Pibb paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Mr. Pibb throws a right jab to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
+Mr. Pibb throws a flurry of nice shots to the jaw.
+Mr. Pibb punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the head. Crazyfucker is hurt!
Mr. Pibb lands a slow motion right blow to the head and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Mr. Pibb with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Mr. Pibb hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mr. Pibb paws a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Mr. Pibb launches a series of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Mr. Pibb lands a volley of shots to the head!! Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Mr. Pibb paws a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Mr. Pibb jars Crazyfucker with a flurry of quick blows to the eye!
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+Mr. Pibb solidly lands a barrage of blows to the mouth!! Crazyfucker laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 24 of 57 punches.

Mr. Pibb won the round 10-8

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 108-101


Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mr. Pibb is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Crazyfucker pokes Mr. Pibb with a strong uppercut to the chin.
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-Mr. Pibb tries a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mr. Pibb throws a hook to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Mr. Pibb jolts Crazyfucker with a series of commanding shots to the head. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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+Crazyfucker fires a mean straight right to the jaw.
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+Mr. Pibb hits with a nice left to the face.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Mr. Pibb with a pair of off balance blows to the chin.
Crazyfucker lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Mr. Pibb is knocked down!!

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Mr. Pibb struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Mr. Pibb fires a pair of right crosses to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
+Mr. Pibb hits with a barrage of hard shots to the jaw.
Mr. Pibb lands a tremendous hook and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazyfucker jolts Mr. Pibb with a nasty hook to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Mr. Pibb hits with a pair of quick uppercuts to the eye.
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+Mr. Pibb thumps Crazyfucker with a flurry of furious blows to the nose.
Mr. Pibb lands a powerful haymaker and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a straight right to the mouth, but falls short.
+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of powerful blows to the mouth. Mr. Pibb sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 23 punches, and Mr. Pibb landed 12 of 24 punches.

Mr. Pibb won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 117-111


Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.

Mr. Pibb is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Pibb 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Pibb 10-8
Round 12: Mr. Pibb 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Pibb 10-8
Round 12: Mr. Pibb 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-111


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Pibb 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Pibb 10-8
Round 12: Mr. Pibb 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 116-111

Crazyfucker wins by decision!