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(Super-Heavyweight) Quick someone butter the door so I can get through defeated BOT-151959 by disqualification in round 10.

Match Thursday, July 18, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 755 pounds (342 kilograms) is Quick someone butter the door so I can get through!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 727 pounds (330 kilograms) is BOT-151959!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Quick feints and fakes. (feinting)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Quick lunges with a left straight right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Quick pokes Bot-151959 with a series of strong feints to the jaw.
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-Quick paws a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Bot-151959 deftly avoits it.
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-Quick lunges with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Bot-151959 jolts Quick with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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-Quick launches a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-151959 tries to land a pair of combinations to the stomach, but Quick beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-151959 throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Quick blocks.
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-Bot-151959 charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Quick quickly backs away.
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-Quick lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bot-151959 backs out of it.
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+Quick fires a pair of nice feints to the stomach.
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+Quick hits with a series of blows to the stomach.
+Quick jolts Bot-151959 with a barrage of stiff feints to the solar plexus.
+Quick stuns Bot-151959 with a series of shots to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 22 of 55 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 10-9


Quick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-151959 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Quick feints and fakes. (feinting)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Quick backs up Bot-151959 with a series of furious shots to the face.
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-Quick paws a series of shots to the mouth, but Bot-151959 stays away from it.
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+Bot-151959 rocks Quick with a pair of punches to the stomach!! Quick is hurt!
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-Quick charges with a series of right feints to the solar plexus, but Bot-151959 ducks.
-Bot-151959 probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Quick throws a pair of shots to the temple, but Bot-151959 ducks just in time.
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-Quick attempts a pair of left feints to the ribs, but Bot-151959 steps aside.
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-Bot-151959 launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Quick backs out of it.
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-Quick fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Quick launches a pair of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
+Quick catches Bot-151959 with a flurry of powerful shots to the nose. Bot-151959 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-151959 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Quick lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Bot-151959 deftly avoits it.
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+Quick punches Bot-151959 with a volley of powerful feints to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 20 of 57 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 6 of 26 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 20-18


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-151959 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

+Bot-151959 throws Quick with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Quick tries to land a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bot-151959 backs out of it.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-151959 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Quick probes with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Bot-151959 steps aside.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-151959 jars Quick with a stinging jab to the stomach.
-Bot-151959 charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick throws a pair of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Quick throws a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 7 of 30 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 6 of 23 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 30-27


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-151959 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Quick nails Bot-151959 with a barrage of blows to the chest.
-Bot-151959 attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Quick lashes out with a right cross to the chest, but he's too slow.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-151959 punches Quick with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Quick grimaces in pain.
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-Bot-151959 launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Quick covers himself well.
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-Quick launches a volley of blows to the ribs, but Bot-151959 takes it in the forearms.
-Quick tries a series of left blows to the ribs, but Bot-151959 hides behind his gloves.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-151959 attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Quick fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-151959 narrowly avoids it
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 6 of 32 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 8 of 31 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 40-36


Quick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-151959 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 comes out fighting.

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-Bot-151959 paws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Quick lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Bot-151959 deftly avoits it.
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-Quick attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-151959 lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Quick ducks just in time.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Quick fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-151959 probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Quick tries a volley of punches to the chest, but Bot-151959 leaps aside.
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-Quick lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 7 of 32 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 5 of 21 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 50-45


Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151959 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Quick tries a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Bot-151959 covers himself well.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Bot-151959 narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-151959 attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Quick hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-151959 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick belts Bot-151959 with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Bot-151959 doesn't notice.
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+Bot-151959 fires a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Bot-151959 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Quick probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Bot-151959 blocks.
-Quick throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 8 of 34 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 7 of 33 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 60-54


Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151959 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

-Quick throws a series of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Quick attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Bot-151959 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot-151959 lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Quick grimaces in pain.
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-Bot-151959 lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Quick leaps aside.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-151959 launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Quick blocks.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but Bot-151959 ducks.
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-Quick attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Quick connects with a hard jab to the stomach!!
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-151959 lunges with a right right to the chest, but Quick escapes.
-Quick throws a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 6 of 32 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 8 of 31 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 70-63


Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151959 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Bot-151959 attacks with a right cross to the chest, but Quick covers himself well.
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-Quick attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-151959 throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Quick backs out of it.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bot-151959 steps aside and laughs.
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-Quick lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
-Quick tries a right right to the stomach, but Bot-151959 blocks.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Bot-151959 blocks.
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+Bot-151959 fires a right to the ribs.
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+Quick fires a painful uppercut to the ribs. Bot-151959 ignores it.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 7 of 36 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 7 of 29 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 80-72


Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151959 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 stays outside and uses his jab.

+Bot-151959 backs up Quick with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Quick attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick fires a series of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Quick launches a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-151959 attempts a left cross to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Quick lands a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-151959 attempts a left left to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-151959 attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Quick ducks just in time.
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-Bot-151959 fires a roundhouse to the stomach, but Quick blocks.
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-Quick fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Bot-151959 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Quick launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Bot-151959 covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 7 of 33 punches, and BOT-151959 landed 6 of 33 punches.

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 90-81


Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151959 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Quick clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-151959 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Bot-151959 attacks with a series of blows to the nose, but Quick covers himself well.
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-Bot-151959 lashes out with a pair of uppercuts to the eye, but Quick ducks just in time.
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-Quick lashes out with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Quick tries to land a flurry of blows to the chest, but falls short.
-Bot-151959 throws a volley of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Bot-151959 wakes up the fans with a barrage of crosses to the eye.
Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick tries to land a barrage of uppercuts to the ribs, but Bot-151959 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Quick jars Bot-151959 with a barrage of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Bot-151959 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Quick probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-151959 narrowly avoids it
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Bot-151959 tries to attack, but Quick hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-151959 throws Quick with an illegal kidney punch! Quick someone butter the door so I can get through seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151959 is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 6: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9

Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by a foul!