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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker and Mortez fought to a split decision draw: 113-115, 114-113, 114-114.

Match Thursday, July 18, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 244 pounds (111 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Mortez!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

+Mortez tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the head.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a right left to the solar plexus, but Mortez backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Mortez lands a barrage of stinging blows to the chin.
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+Mortez pummels Crazyfucker with a heavy hook to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of light punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a series of light shots to the solar plexus.
+Mortez fires a series of heavy blows to the temple.
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+Mortez hammers Crazyfucker with a flurry of mean shots to the stomach.
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+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a hook to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 37 of 37 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mortez doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a jab to the head.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a series of mean blows to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Mortez with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Mortez with a series of glancing punches to the temple!!
+Mortez tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Mortez lands a furious left to the mouth!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a loud left to the head.
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+Mortez hits with a powerful uppercut to the chin. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Mortez hits Crazyfucker with a sweeping right to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 36 of 41 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
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+Mortez stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a series of commanding shots to the chest. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crazyfucker throws a right to the chin.
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-Mortez probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Mortez ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker hits Mortez with a volley of light punches to the head.
+Mortez solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Mortez wallops Crazyfucker with a barrage of stiff blows to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 30 of 41 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez smacks Crazyfucker with a volley of light blows to the eye. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Mortez steps aside.
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-Mortez throws a series of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Mortez rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of strong shots to the stomach. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
+Crazyfucker hits with a roundhouse to the temple. Mortez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Mortez suprises Crazyfucker with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Crazyfucker pokes Mortez with a strong straight right to the temple.
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+Mortez drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
+Mortez lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Mortez connects with a barrage of blows to the eye. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Mortez fires a stinging jab to the eye!!
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-Mortez tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 31 of 40 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Mortez is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez staggers Crazyfucker with a volley of powerful blows to the jaw.
+Crazyfucker fires a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker jolts Mortez with a pair of stiff blows to the stomach. Mortez ignores it.
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+Mortez tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Mortez fires a pair of furious punches to the eye. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Crazyfucker hits Mortez with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mortez lands a series of shots to the jaw.
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-Mortez throws a volley of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
-Mortez probes with a right sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the head, but Mortez escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 24 of 42 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Mortez jars Crazyfucker with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Mortez suprises Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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-Mortez throws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Mortez throws a uppercut to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker lands a cross to the eye. Mortez doesn't seem bothered.
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+Mortez grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the face. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Crazyfucker pummels Mortez with a left to the jaw!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 24 of 41 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of mean shots to the chin. Mortez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
+Mortez fires a off balance uppercut to the head. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Mortez attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Mortez tattoos Crazyfucker with a quick cross to the face. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Mortez punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the face!!
+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a series of heavy shots to the chest.
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-Mortez throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Mortez tries to land a flurry of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Mortez with a cross to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 18 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 22 of 43 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Mortez is winning the fight 70-64


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker strikes with a flurry of strong shots to the mouth. Mortez beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a barrage of glancing shots to the nose.
-Mortez lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
+Mortez clocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Mortez strikes with a flurry of quick blows to the stomach.
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+Mortez pummels Crazyfucker with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left uppercut to the stomach, but Mortez quickly backs away.
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+Mortez backs up Crazyfucker with a series of powerful shots to the nose.
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-Mortez fires a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mortez attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker smacks Mortez with a barrage of blows to the mouth!
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+Mortez slams Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 17 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 22 of 41 punches.

Mortez won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 80-73


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker backs up Mortez with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right blows to the eye, but Mortez deftly avoits it.
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-Mortez paws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Mortez tries to land a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
-Mortez tries a series of right blows to the head, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Mortez throws a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Mortez scores with a flurry of blows to the head.
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+Mortez connects with a pair of loud shots to the chin. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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+Crazyfucker rocks Mortez with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus!
+Crazyfucker clocks Mortez with a pair of quick punches to the chin. Mortez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 18 of 24 punches, and Mortez landed 18 of 38 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 89-83


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker pounds Mortez with a stinging jab to the eye. Mortez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Mortez hits with a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Mortez tags Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the head!! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Mortez lunges with a pair of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Mortez probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of painful shots to the face.
-Mortez attacks with a barrage of right shots to the head, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Mortez stays away from it.
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+Mortez throws a volley of stinging shots to the temple.
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-Mortez attempts a series of left blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Mortez connects with a series of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 20 of 25 punches, and Mortez landed 16 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 98-93


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker punches Mortez with a volley of off balance shots to the solar plexus!
-Mortez lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Mortez charges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Mortez lands a series of glancing blows to the eye!
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a pair of blows to the face.
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-Mortez attempts a series of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Mortez whacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance blows to the ribs.
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-Mortez charges with a series of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 19 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 12 of 40 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Mortez is winning the fight 107-103


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Mortez comes out fighting.

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-Mortez throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Mortez with a flurry of light blows to the ribs. Mortez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Crazyfucker lands a mighty haymaker and Mortez's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Mortez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker belts Mortez with a pair of nice blows to the temple. Mortez doesn't notice.
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-Mortez lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Mortez attacks with a volley of hard blows to the jaw.
-Mortez fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Mortez fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker punches Mortez with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker drills Mortez with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+Mortez hammers Crazyfucker with a volley of furious blows to the chin.
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+Mortez hits with a volley of powerful blows to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches, and Mortez landed 11 of 42 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-8

Mortez is winning the fight 115-113


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mortez can't remember which corner is his.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Mortez 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-8

Total Score: Mortez 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-8

Total Score: Crazyfucker 114-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mortez 10-9
Round 2: Mortez 10-9
Round 3: Mortez 10-9
Round 4: Mortez 10-9
Round 5: Mortez 10-9
Round 6: Mortez 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-8

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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