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(Heavyweight) Timmy Tester defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, July 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Timmy Tester!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 278 pounds (126 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Tester covers up.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Marvelous tries to land a pair of shots to the head, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Marvelous throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Marvelous lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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+Tester annoys Marvelous with a cross to the mouth.
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+Tester belts Marvelous with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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-Marvelous tries a pair of shots to the nose, but Tester leaps aside.
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+Marvelous connects with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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+Marvelous hits Tester with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
Marvelous lands a terrific smash to the jaw and Tester lands flat on his back!!

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Tester struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous fires a barrage of right blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Marvelous throws a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 10 of 35 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-8

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 10-8


Tester doesn't want to stop fighting!

Marvelous doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Tester covers up.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

-Marvelous throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Tester tosses a flurry of furious shots to the ribs.
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-Marvelous throws a pair of blows to the eye, but Tester hides behind his gloves.
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-Marvelous tries to land a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Tester ties him up.
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-Marvelous throws a pair of shots to the mouth, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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+Marvelous connects with a series of light punches to the face.
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-Marvelous throws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 9 of 39 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 20-17


Tester doesn't even want to rest!

Marvelous grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Tester covers up.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous throws a pair of shots to the mouth, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Marvelous attempts a barrage of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Marvelous probes with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Marvelous attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Tester ducks just in time.
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-Marvelous probes with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Tester jars Marvelous with a pair of powerful punches to the eye!!
+Marvelous stuns Tester with a pair of quick shots to the face.
-Marvelous probes with a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 8 of 38 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 30-26


Tester remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marvelous is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Tester covers up.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous charges with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Tester ducks.
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-Marvelous attacks with a left roundhouse to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Marvelous catches Tester with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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-Marvelous paws a series of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Marvelous attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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-Marvelous attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but Tester escapes.
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+Tester suprises Marvelous with a volley of wild shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 7 of 43 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 40-35


Tester remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marvelous is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Tester covers up.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous lunges with a pair of blows to the eye, but Tester leaps aside.
+Marvelous thumps Tester with a off balance uppercut to the chin. Tester asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a volley of left blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Marvelous tries a volley of left shots to the head, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Marvelous fires a right right to the head, but Tester backs out of it.
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+Tester hits with a wild left to the eye.
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-Marvelous paws a right uppercut to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Marvelous tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Marvelous tries to land a volley of right shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 6 of 37 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 50-44


Tester remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marvelous looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Tester covers up.
Marvelous comes out fighting.

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-Marvelous charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but Tester ties him up.
-Marvelous tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but Tester ties him up.
+Marvelous jars Tester with a heavy jab to the head.
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-Marvelous throws a barrage of blows to the head, but Tester blocks.
-Marvelous probes with a pair of right blows to the head, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Marvelous probes with a series of right blows to the eye, but Tester stays away from it.
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-Marvelous fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Tester smashes Marvelous with a barrage of punches to the head!!
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-Marvelous lashes out with a sweeping right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Marvelous clocks Tester with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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-Marvelous throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Marvelous attempts a left right to the jaw, but Tester deftly avoits it.
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-Marvelous tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Marvelous probes with a straight right to the temple, but Tester quickly backs away.
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-Marvelous paws a pair of blows to the mouth, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 8 of 61 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 60-53


Tester remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Tester covers up.
Marvelous comes out fighting.

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-Marvelous paws a series of punches to the head, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Marvelous probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Tester drills Marvelous with a barrage of shots to the face.
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-Marvelous paws a barrage of right blows to the head, but fails to score.
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-Marvelous tries to land a right jab to the jaw, but Tester steps aside and laughs.
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+Marvelous throws a series of blows to the head.
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-Marvelous charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Tester takes it in the forearms.
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-Marvelous tries a barrage of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Marvelous lunges with a left left to the chin, but Tester beats a hasty retreat.
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-Marvelous charges with a volley of left shots to the chin, but Tester quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester landed 8 of 8 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 5 of 49 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 70-62


Tester remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marvelous receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 8

Tester covers up.
Marvelous is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Marvelous tries to land a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Tester narrowly avoids it
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-Marvelous throws a series of left hooks to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Tester drills Marvelous with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Marvelous doesn't seem bothered. Tester strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Marvelous is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Timmy Tester wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tester remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 3: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 4: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 5: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 6: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 7: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 3: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 4: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 5: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 6: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 7: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 3: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 4: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 5: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 6: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 7: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9

Timmy Tester wins by a technical knockout!


          

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