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(Heavyweight) Underrodney5 defeated Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, June 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Underrodney5!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 266 pounds (121 kilograms) is Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

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-Beirnes tries to land a series of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Beirnes charges with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
+Underrodney5 annoys Beirnes with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Beirnes charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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-Beirnes lunges with a left sweeping right to the chest, but Underrodney5 ducks.
-Beirnes lunges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Beirnes tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Beirnes lunges with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Underrodney5 ducks.
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-Beirnes attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 hides behind his gloves.
-Beirnes tries to land a series of right blows to the ribs, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
-Beirnes paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 escapes.
-Beirnes fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Beirnes tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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-Beirnes throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
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+Underrodney5 slams Beirnes with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 51 punches.

Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 10-9


Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beirnes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

-Beirnes tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 escapes.
-Beirnes throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Beirnes throws a volley of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Beirnes attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beirnes paws a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Beirnes lunges with a series of left shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 escapes.
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+Underrodney5 fires a pair of solid blows to the chin.
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-Beirnes tries to land a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beirnes paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Beirnes fires a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Beirnes throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 58 punches.

Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 20-18


Underrodney5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beirnes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

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-Beirnes charges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Underrodney5 ducks just in time.
-Beirnes throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
-Beirnes paws a right uppercut to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Beirnes attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 steps aside.
-Beirnes fires a volley of right shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
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-Beirnes paws a pair of punches to the chest, but Underrodney5 ducks.
+Underrodney5 annoys Beirnes with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Beirnes quickly recovers.
-Beirnes throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Beirnes lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beirnes probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Beirnes attacks with a jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Beirnes tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 7 of 7 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 57 punches.

Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 30-27


Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!

Beirnes is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

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-Beirnes attacks with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Beirnes throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Beirnes lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Beirnes attacks with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Beirnes throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
-Beirnes charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 blocks.
+Underrodney5 pops Beirnes with a series of wild shots to the mouth.
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-Beirnes throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Beirnes lunges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 56 punches.

Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 40-36


Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest!

Beirnes looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

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-Beirnes attempts a left jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Beirnes throws a right cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Underrodney5 hits Beirnes with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Beirnes throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Beirnes paws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Beirnes launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Underrodney5 backs out of it.
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-Beirnes attacks with a cross to the chest, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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-Beirnes probes with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Underrodney5 quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 1 of 54 punches.

Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 50-45


Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beirnes collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

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-Beirnes lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Beirnes throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Beirnes attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Beirnes throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
-Beirnes paws a jab to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Beirnes tries a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Beirnes tries a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Underrodney5 steps aside and laughs.
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-Beirnes throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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+Underrodney5 hits with a pair of furious punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 1 of 54 punches.

Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 60-54


Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beirnes receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

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-Beirnes tries a pair of right shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 leaps aside.
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-Beirnes tries to land a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Underrodney5 covers himself well.
+Underrodney5 tosses a series of punches to the face!
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-Beirnes charges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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-Beirnes tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Beirnes charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Underrodney5 narrowly avoids it
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-Beirnes tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Beirnes charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Beirnes lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Beirnes attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Underrodney5 quickly backs away.
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-Beirnes tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Beirnes probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 7 of 7 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 1 of 54 punches.

Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 70-63


Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beirnes receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 8

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

+Underrodney5 wakes up the fans with a flurry of blows to the eye.
-Beirnes attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Beirnes attempts a right sweeping right to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Beirnes tries a flurry of left blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Beirnes throws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beirnes paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Beirnes throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Beirnes tries a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Beirnes tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Beirnes tries a series of right punches to the eye, but Underrodney5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Beirnes paws a pair of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Beirnes tries to land a series of right blows to the nose, but Underrodney5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beirnes attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Underrodney5 deftly avoits it.
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-Beirnes tries to land a barrage of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Underrodney5 landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mike Beirnes landed 1 of 64 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 80-73


Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beirnes can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 9

Underrodney5 covers up.
Beirnes comes out fighting.

-Beirnes paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Underrodney5 ties him up.
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+Underrodney5 slams Beirnes with a pair of wild shots to the nose. Underrodney5 is raining blows! Beirnes begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Underrodney5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Underrodney5 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Beirnes can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 3: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 4: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 5: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 6: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 7: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 3: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 4: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 5: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 6: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 7: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 3: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 4: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 5: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 6: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 7: Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.

Underrodney5 wins by a technical knockout!


          

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