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(Heavyweight) Mike "Good Night" Tyson defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Monday, June 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is Mike "Good Night" Tyson!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker suprises Good Night with a volley of strong blows to the head. Good Night asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Good Night whacks Crazyfucker with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
Good Night lands a decisive right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Good Night tries to land a volley of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Good Night with a series of blows to the eye.
+Good Night rocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy shots to the mouth!!
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-Good Night attempts a series of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Good Night fires a left straight right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Good Night jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker lands a volley of stinging shots to the stomach.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Good Night with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of nasty shots to the nose. Good Night sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 13 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 24 of 24 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-8

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 10-8


Good Night doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard shots to the mouth. Good Night sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Good Night charges with a series of left blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
+Good Night pounds Crazyfucker with a painful roundhouse to the mouth. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Good Night paws a series of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a volley of heavy shots to the mouth. Good Night hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Good Night attempts a volley of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
+Good Night connects with a mean cross to the chin.
Good Night lands a slow motion left blow to the head and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Good Night hits with a volley of furious punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Crazyfucker catches Good Night with a wild hook to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker tags Good Night with a flurry of heavy blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 12 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-8

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 20-16


Good Night remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker lands a off balance straight right to the jaw!
+Crazyfucker strikes with a stiff uppercut to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker fires Good Night with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Crazyfucker fires a glancing straight right to the temple. Good Night quickly recovers.
+Good Night nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
Good Night lands a lightning hook and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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TWO

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SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Good Night fires a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Good Night slams Crazyfucker with a solid right to the chest!!
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-Good Night attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Good Night with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Good Night attempts a straight right to the stomach, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Good Night probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Crazyfucker escapes.
+Crazyfucker rocks Good Night with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
+Crazyfucker tattoos Good Night with a glancing cross to the chin. Good Night backpedals to his own corner.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 15 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-8

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 30-24


Good Night remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker jolts Good Night with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker tags Good Night with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+Good Night nails Crazyfucker with a flurry of stinging blows to the jaw! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Good Night jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy shots to the nose! Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
Good Night lands a decisive right uppercut and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker takes charge with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Good Night attempts a series of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Good Night wallops Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the chin.
Good Night lands a slow motion left cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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TWO

THREE

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Good Night wallops Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean blows to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!
-Good Night charges with a uppercut to the eye, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mike "Good Night" Tyson landed 13 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 18 of 23 punches.

Mike "Good Night" Tyson won the round 10-7

Mike "Good Night" Tyson is winning the fight 40-31


Good Night grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Good Night comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Good Night slams Crazyfucker with a glancing left to the nose.
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+Good Night hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of mean shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
Good Night lands a slow motion left blow to the head and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Mike "Good Night" Tyson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Good Night grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 3: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 4: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 3: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 4: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 2: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 3: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-8
Round 4: Mike "Good Night" Tyson 10-7

Mike "Good Night" Tyson wins by a knockout!


          

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