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(Heavyweight) Joseph Reyes defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Friday, June 21, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Joseph Reyes!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker punches Reyes with a barrage of powerful blows to the chest.
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+Reyes tosses a hook to the mouth.
-Reyes throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Reyes with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of light punches to the chest!!
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-Reyes throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
+Reyes hits with a series of shots to the face.
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+Reyes pounds Crazyfucker with a flurry of loud shots to the head.
+Crazyfucker backs up Reyes with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 24 of 24 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 21 of 28 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Reyes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Reyes solidly lands a volley of loud shots to the temple.
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+Reyes lands a hook to the nose.
Reyes lands a thundering blow to the temple and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a left to the temple.
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-Reyes paws a right jab to the mouth, but falls short.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
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+Reyes belts Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of powerful shots to the eye.
+Crazyfucker hits with a flurry of solid blows to the stomach!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Crazyfucker lands a flurry of light shots to the mouth.
-Reyes attempts a left jab to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker drills Reyes with a wild straight right to the eye!! Reyes covers up.
+Crazyfucker pokes Reyes with a loud jab to the chest. Reyes beats a hasty retreat.
+Reyes hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of furious blows to the head. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 22 of 27 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 20 of 30 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-8

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 19-18


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Reyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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-Reyes attempts a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Reyes lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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+Reyes connects with a furious sweeping right to the mouth! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Reyes with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Reyes jolts Crazyfucker with a series of wild blows to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Reyes doesn't notice.
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+Reyes lands a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker belts Reyes with a left to the ribs. Reyes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Reyes with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Reyes ignores it.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of painful blows to the eye.
-Reyes lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 19 of 34 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker is obviously tired.

Reyes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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-Reyes charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Reyes throws a series of loud blows to the head.
+Reyes hits Crazyfucker with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
Reyes lands a ferocious hook and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Reyes tosses a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a barrage of loud punches to the stomach. Reyes falls against the ropes!
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+Crazyfucker jolts Reyes with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Reyes hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Reyes with a flurry of solid shots to the temple. Reyes retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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-Reyes paws a series of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Reyes scores with a volley of strong blows to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Reyes with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of glancing shots to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker wallops Reyes with a flurry of blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 18 of 33 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-8

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 38-36


Crazyfucker looks exhausted.

Reyes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Reyes tags Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Crazyfucker scores with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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+Reyes hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of painful blows to the head. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Reyes hurts Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Reyes lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Reyes connects with a commanding hook to the stomach. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Crazyfucker hits with a stiff cross to the solar plexus. Reyes backpedals to his own corner.
+Reyes strikes with a volley of blows to the chin.
Reyes lands a decisive left haymaker and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Reyes with a flurry of blows to the chin.
+Crazyfucker grazes Reyes with a pair of punches to the head.
+Reyes whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the temple!
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+Crazyfucker rocks Reyes with a series of powerful punches to the head. Reyes grimaces in pain.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 22 of 24 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 21 of 32 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-8

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 48-44


Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool.

Reyes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

+Reyes punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Reyes pounds Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
Reyes lands a terrific uppercut and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Reyes hammers Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
Reyes lands a tremendous left blow to the head and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Joseph Reyes wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his.

Reyes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 5: Joseph Reyes 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 5: Joseph Reyes 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 5: Joseph Reyes 10-8

Joseph Reyes wins by a knockout!


          

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