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(Heavyweight) Joseph Reyes defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, June 15, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Joseph Reyes!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Reyes lands a flurry of blows to the eye! Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
+Reyes hits with a barrage of light shots to the solar plexus.
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-Reyes lunges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Reyes lunges with a straight right to the eye, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
+Crazyfucker backs up Reyes with a powerful cross to the chest. Reyes grimaces in pain.
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+Reyes whacks Crazyfucker with a volley of mean shots to the face.
+Crazyfucker annoys Reyes with a series of blows to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker catches Reyes with a barrage of quick punches to the nose!
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+Crazyfucker tattoos Reyes with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Reyes fires a pair of heavy shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Reyes lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker falls senseless!!

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NINE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker stuns Reyes with a nasty cross to the jaw.
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+Reyes annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of off balance shots to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 24 of 24 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 21 of 31 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-8

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 10-8


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Reyes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Reyes hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Reyes throws a right uppercut to the head, but only hits air.
-Reyes charges with a left right to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Reyes catches Crazyfucker with a series of vicious punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a volley of shots to the jaw.
+Crazyfucker connects with a powerful uppercut to the chin.
+Crazyfucker pummels Reyes with a series of blows to the mouth! Reyes retreats to the far corner.
-Reyes attempts a right jab to the nose, but misses.
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+Reyes suprises Crazyfucker with a volley of off balance shots to the head.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Reyes laughs!
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+Crazyfucker scores with a barrage of painful shots to the mouth!
+Reyes suprises Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 24 of 24 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 19 of 34 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 19-18


Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Reyes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Reyes tries to land a volley of left blows to the head, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Reyes tattoos Crazyfucker with a series of solid shots to the chin.
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+Reyes punches Crazyfucker with a right to the stomach. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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-Reyes launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Reyes wallops Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the jaw.
Reyes lands a quick haymaker and Crazyfucker goes over backwards!!

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SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Reyes smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of glancing shots to the nose.
+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of stinging shots to the mouth!!
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of nasty shots to the jaw!
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+Crazyfucker belts Reyes with a mean straight right to the stomach. Reyes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 24 of 25 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 20 of 31 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-8

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 29-26


Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Reyes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Reyes rocks Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy blows to the nose. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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+Reyes tattoos Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Reyes drills Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker catches Reyes with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Reyes stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean blows to the face.
+Crazyfucker pummels Reyes with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth!
+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a pair of shots to the temple.
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-Reyes throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Reyes lands a barrage of nice shots to the jaw.
Reyes lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker is knocked down!!

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NINE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
-Reyes throws a series of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Reyes clocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Reyes with a barrage of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 23 of 23 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 21 of 32 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-8

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 39-34


Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.

Reyes is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Reyes lands a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Reyes catches Crazyfucker with a pair of wild punches to the temple!!
+Crazyfucker lands a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Reyes hits with a strong cross to the ribs.
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+Crazyfucker hits Reyes with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Reyes hits with a pair of shots to the jaw!!
Reyes lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker is flattened!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Reyes attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Reyes throws a right jab to the jaw, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Crazyfucker jars Reyes with a volley of strong shots to the chest!
+Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of quick blows to the mouth!!
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+Reyes pokes Crazyfucker with a hard roundhouse to the nose. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of off balance blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 21 of 22 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 20 of 33 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-8

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 49-42


Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Reyes is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker annoys Reyes with a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Reyes quickly recovers.
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-Reyes lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Reyes with a barrage of stinging blows to the eye.
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+Reyes rocks Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
Reyes lands a brutal right punch in the nose and Crazyfucker goes over backwards!!

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SEVEN
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Reyes annoys Crazyfucker with a vicious roundhouse to the mouth! Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
+Reyes pounds Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Crazyfucker throws a pair of mean blows to the mouth.
+Reyes fires a series of blows to the ribs.
Reyes lands a sudden hook and Crazyfucker goes down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a series of wild blows to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a straight right to the ribs, but misses.
+Crazyfucker annoys Reyes with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
-Reyes lashes out with a hook to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Reyes lands a flurry of furious shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 17 of 26 punches, and Joseph Reyes landed 24 of 31 punches.

Joseph Reyes won the round 10-7

Joseph Reyes is winning the fight 59-49


Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.

Reyes is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Reyes comes out fighting.

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+Reyes lands a flurry of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Reyes with a stinging cross to the head.
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+Reyes rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+Reyes hits with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
Reyes lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Crazyfucker is knocked out of the ring!!

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Reyes with a nice straight right to the nose.
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+Reyes takes charge with a flurry of blows to the nose. Reyes attacks like a wild man! Crazyfucker starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Joseph Reyes wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.

Reyes is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 4: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 5: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 6: Joseph Reyes 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 4: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 5: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 6: Joseph Reyes 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 4: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 5: Joseph Reyes 10-8
Round 6: Joseph Reyes 10-7

Joseph Reyes wins by a technical knockout!


          

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