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(Super-Heavyweight) Dodge Made Me Do It defeated My Big Brother Joe by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Tuesday, June 11, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 821 pounds (372 kilograms) is My Big Brother Joe!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 834 pounds (378 kilograms) is Dodge Made Me Do It!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

My Big Brother Joe tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dodge clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+My Big Brother Joe whacks Dodge with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.
My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Dodge attacks with a pair of blows to the nose.
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+My Big Brother Joe hammers Dodge with a volley of furious combinations to the head.
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My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.

+My Big Brother Joe lands a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
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+Dodge backs up My Big Brother Joe with a volley of stiff blows to the mouth.
Dodge lands a lightning haymaker and My Big Brother Joe is knocked off his feet!!

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My Big Brother Joe struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dodge staggers My Big Brother Joe with a series of hard punches to the temple. My Big Brother Joe sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dodge tags My Big Brother Joe with a pair of hard blows to the jaw. My Big Brother Joe doesn't seem bothered.
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+My Big Brother Joe lands a barrage of vicious shots to the face.
+Dodge fires a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
+My Big Brother Joe connects with a volley of hard combinations to the jaw.
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-My Big Brother Joe charges with a series of left combinations to the face, but Dodge takes it in the forearms.
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My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.
+My Big Brother Joe jars Dodge with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus. Dodge quickly recovers.
+Dodge wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance shots to the jaw! My Big Brother Joe retreats to the far corner.
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+Dodge shakes My Big Brother Joe with a flurry of wild shots to the chin! My Big Brother Joe quickly recovers.
Dodge lands a powerful right punch in the nose and My Big Brother Joe falls to the canvas!!

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My Big Brother Joe struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

My Big Brother Joe landed 25 of 38 punches, and Dodge Made Me Do It landed 23 of 23 punches.

Dodge Made Me Do It won the round 10-7

Dodge Made Me Do It is winning the fight 10-7


My Big Brother Joe doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

My Big Brother Joe is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dodge clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dodge connects with a barrage of heavy shots to the jaw.
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+My Big Brother Joe scores with a flurry of nasty blows to the chin.
-My Big Brother Joe fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+My Big Brother Joe fires a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus! Dodge laughs!
+Dodge hits with a pair of light blows to the eye.
Dodge lands a slow motion right hook and My Big Brother Joe goes down!!

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My Big Brother Joe struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.

+My Big Brother Joe connects with a volley of loud punches to the face. Dodge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dodge tosses a glancing straight right to the nose. My Big Brother Joe sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-My Big Brother Joe throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Dodge steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+My Big Brother Joe hits Dodge with a series of wild blows to the face. Dodge backpedals to his own corner.
My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.

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My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.

My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-My Big Brother Joe paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Dodge escapes.
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My Big Brother Joe tries to attack, but Dodge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodge punches My Big Brother Joe with a volley of mean blows to the face. My Big Brother Joe falls against the ropes!
+Dodge pops My Big Brother Joe with a series of nice punches to the head.
Dodge lands a blood spattering left haymaker and My Big Brother Joe's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Dodge Made Me Do It wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
My Big Brother Joe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodge Made Me Do It 10-7

Dodge Made Me Do It wins by a knockout!


          

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