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(Cruiserweight) crazy 8 defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, June 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 183 pounds (83 kilograms) is crazy 8!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Hands drills Crazy with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Crazy lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Hands staggers Crazy with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Hands hits with a hard left to the chest.
-Crazy tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Hands backs up Crazy with a flurry of hard blows to the nose!
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+Hands wallops Crazy with a volley of shots to the head. Crazy covers up.
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-Hands throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Crazy quickly backs away.
+Crazy staggers Hands with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Hands lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hands hits with a barrage of powerful blows to the chin.
+Crazy tags Hands with a flurry of light shots to the chin.
-Hands attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Crazy blocks.
-Hands probes with a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Crazy fires a flurry of nasty blows to the jaw. Hands is hurt!
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 32 of 58 punches, and crazy 8 landed 26 of 32 punches.

Hammer Hands won the round 10-9

Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9


Hands doesn't even want to rest!

Crazy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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-Hands throws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Hands charges with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Hands punches Crazy with a left to the temple!!
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+Hands whacks Crazy with a furious jab to the face.
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-Hands throws a right cross to the nose, but Crazy ducks just in time.
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+Crazy hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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-Crazy attempts a left left to the face, but Hands narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Hands throws a series of stiff shots to the stomach!
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+Crazy lands a barrage of shots to the nose!
+Hands whacks Crazy with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Crazy suprises Hands with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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-Hands probes with a pair of right blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Hands attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Hands lands a barrage of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Hands throws a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
-Hands tries a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Crazy narrowly avoids it
+Crazy tags Hands with a barrage of blows to the ribs!
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+Hands hurts Crazy with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Crazy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 29 of 58 punches, and crazy 8 landed 25 of 32 punches.

Hammer Hands won the round 10-9

Hammer Hands is winning the fight 20-18


Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

+Hands slams Crazy with a volley of punches to the eye. Crazy seems wobbly!
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-Hands lunges with a pair of blows to the head, but Crazy ducks.
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+Hands hits with a mean straight right to the nose.
+Hands backs up Crazy with a flurry of shots to the temple.
-Hands paws a right roundhouse to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Hands lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Hands charges with a volley of shots to the face, but Crazy narrowly avoids it
+Crazy shakes Hands with a barrage of mean shots to the chest.
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-Hands attempts a volley of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Hands charges with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Crazy steps aside.
+Crazy pops Hands with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
-Hands paws a pair of blows to the face, but falls short.
+Crazy attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Hands sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Hands tags Crazy with a pair of quick shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
+Crazy pops Hands with a vicious cross to the nose.
-Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Crazy steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazy thumps Hands with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Crazy hits with a flurry of vicious blows to the chest.
+Hands attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose.
+Hands attacks with a series of strong punches to the chin. Crazy grimaces in pain.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 26 of 66 punches, and crazy 8 landed 30 of 32 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-9

Hammer Hands is winning the fight 29-28


Hands is obviously tired.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

-Hands probes with a volley of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
-Hands fires a cross to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Crazy hits with a flurry of heavy blows to the chest. Hands falls against the ropes!
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+Crazy nails Hands with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Crazy deftly avoits it.
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+Hands pounds Crazy with a series of shots to the temple.
-Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Crazy stays away from it.
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+Crazy lashes out with a series of light shots to the jaw.
+Crazy annoys Hands with a volley of blows to the jaw. Hands asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hands annoys Crazy with a series of painful blows to the nose.
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+Crazy strikes with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Hands probes with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Crazy hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazy smacks Hands with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Crazy tosses a stiff straight right to the chin.
+Hands staggers Crazy with a volley of powerful shots to the mouth.
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+Hands nails Crazy with a flurry of shots to the temple.
+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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-Hands lashes out with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Crazy stays away from it.
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+Crazy whacks Hands with a jab to the jaw.
-Hands tries to land a pair of right shots to the head, but Crazy steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 21 of 63 punches, and crazy 8 landed 32 of 34 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Hands looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Hands solidly lands a pair of stiff shots to the eye.
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+Crazy lands a series of nasty shots to the eye. Hands shakes his head to clear it.
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+Crazy thumps Hands with a series of stiff shots to the chin.
-Hands lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Crazy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hands fires a volley of right shots to the jaw, but misses.
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-Hands throws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Crazy tags Hands with a series of powerful blows to the eye.
+Crazy suprises Hands with a pair of wild blows to the eye.
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+Crazy tattoos Hands with a volley of shots to the face. Hands laughs!
Crazy lands a resounding right hook and Hands's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Crazy stuns Hands with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Hands tags Crazy with a flurry of powerful shots to the mouth. Crazy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Hands lands a series of furious shots to the head. Crazy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hands connects with a volley of stiff shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 18 of 57 punches, and crazy 8 landed 32 of 32 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-8

crazy 8 is winning the fight 48-46


Hands receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

-Hands attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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-Hands lashes out with a left left to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Crazy grazes Hands with a pair of commanding shots to the eye! Crazy smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Hands's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
crazy 8 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-9
Round 4: crazy 8 10-9
Round 5: crazy 8 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-9
Round 4: crazy 8 10-9
Round 5: crazy 8 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-9
Round 4: crazy 8 10-9
Round 5: crazy 8 10-8

crazy 8 wins by a technical knockout!


          

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