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(Cruiserweight) crazy 8 defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Friday, May 31, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 186 pounds (84 kilograms) is crazy 8!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Hands connects with a series of heavy shots to the mouth.
+Hands tags Crazy with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Hands hits Crazy with a series of off balance punches to the ribs!
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+Crazy hits Hands with a series of nice punches to the nose.
+Hands pounds Crazy with a loud left to the mouth.
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-Crazy throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Hands takes it in the forearms.
+Crazy suprises Hands with a pair of furious blows to the face.
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+Crazy grazes Hands with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Hands throws a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands lashes out with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Hands hits Crazy with a series of punches to the chin.
-Hands throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Crazy ducks.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
+Hands belts Crazy with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
+Crazy whacks Hands with a pair of powerful shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 36 of 56 punches, and crazy 8 landed 23 of 32 punches.

Hammer Hands won the round 10-9

Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9


Hands doesn't even want to rest!

Crazy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Hands hits with a series of heavy shots to the stomach.
-Hands tries a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Crazy steps aside.
-Hands attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Hands throws a flurry of nasty blows to the chin.
+Crazy connects with a pair of punches to the face.
+Crazy hits with a flurry of glancing shots to the head!
-Hands attempts a flurry of right shots to the head, but fails to score.
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+Hands wallops Crazy with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
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+Crazy punches Hands with a series of loud shots to the eye!
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-Crazy paws a left uppercut to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Hands attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Crazy narrowly avoids it
+Hands tosses a volley of light shots to the face.
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+Crazy grazes Hands with a cross to the eye.
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+Hands tosses a barrage of light punches to the chest.
+Crazy lands a barrage of mean blows to the eye.
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-Hands tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Crazy ties him up.
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+Hands fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
+Hands catches Crazy with a barrage of quick shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 33 of 60 punches, and crazy 8 landed 26 of 34 punches.

Hammer Hands won the round 10-9

Hammer Hands is winning the fight 20-18


Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Crazy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

-Hands paws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Hands charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Crazy leaps aside.
-Hands fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Crazy hits Hands with a off balance uppercut to the jaw.
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-Hands throws a barrage of shots to the face, but falls short.
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+Crazy staggers Hands with a barrage of wild blows to the stomach!
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-Hands attacks with a volley of left shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Crazy jolts Hands with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Crazy hits with a series of shots to the ribs!! Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Hands lashes out with a barrage of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Crazy stuns Hands with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest!
+Hands hits with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Hands hits with a series of punches to the face!
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+Crazy nails Hands with a cross to the face. Hands backpedals to his own corner.
+Hands throws a volley of heavy shots to the temple. Crazy backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hands throws a pair of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Hands hits Crazy with a sweeping right to the chin.
+Crazy pounds Hands with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 27 of 68 punches, and crazy 8 landed 31 of 31 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-9

Hammer Hands is winning the fight 29-28


Hands is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Hands thumps Crazy with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Hands throws a right sweeping right to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Crazy punches Hands with a flurry of painful blows to the jaw!
-Hands launches a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Crazy stays away from it.
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-Hands tries to land a volley of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Crazy pokes Hands with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Hands hits with a series of punches to the mouth. Crazy doesn't seem bothered.
+Hands fires a flurry of nasty blows to the temple.
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-Hands charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
-Hands attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Crazy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazy slams Hands with a pair of shots to the head.
-Hands tries to land a hook to the temple, but Crazy steps aside.
-Hands tries a right jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Hands hammers Crazy with a flurry of solid punches to the chin!
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-Hands probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Hands attempts a volley of left shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Crazy strikes with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Hands hits with a pair of stiff blows to the temple. Crazy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazy tosses a series of vicious punches to the face. Hands ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 21 of 63 punches, and crazy 8 landed 31 of 32 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Hands is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Crazy lands a series of blows to the mouth. Hands seems wobbly!
+Crazy attacks with a series of light blows to the stomach.
Crazy lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Hands drops like a stone!!

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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crazy solidly lands a volley of loud shots to the chest.
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-Hands attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Crazy escapes.
-Hands attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Crazy whacks Hands with a roundhouse to the head.
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-Hands lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but Crazy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazy pops Hands with a series of blows to the chest.
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-Hands charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Crazy lands a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
+Hands throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Hands fires a series of shots to the eye, but Crazy quickly backs away.
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-Hands launches a series of blows to the jaw, but Crazy hides behind his gloves.
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+Hands tags Crazy with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
-Hands throws a series of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Hands drills Crazy with a barrage of punches to the temple!
-Hands attempts a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Crazy narrowly avoids it
+Crazy tosses a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hammer Hands landed 16 of 69 punches, and crazy 8 landed 31 of 32 punches.

crazy 8 won the round 10-8

crazy 8 is winning the fight 48-46


Hands collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Hands comes out fighting.
Crazy comes out fighting.

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+Crazy tattoos Hands with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
Crazy lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Hands is knocked out of the ring!!

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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands charges with a series of right blows to the nose, but falls short.
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-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Hands lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Hands solidly lands a volley of hard shots to the jaw. Crazy backpedals to his own corner.
+Crazy nails Hands with a commanding hook to the mouth. Hands shakes his head to clear it.
-Hands lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the face, but Crazy ducks.
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+Crazy hits with a flurry of wild shots to the temple.
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+Crazy throws a pair of stiff shots to the chin. Crazy is jabbing and laughing! Hands's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
crazy 8 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.

Crazy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-9
Round 4: crazy 8 10-9
Round 5: crazy 8 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-9
Round 4: crazy 8 10-9
Round 5: crazy 8 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: crazy 8 10-9
Round 4: crazy 8 10-9
Round 5: crazy 8 10-8

crazy 8 wins by a technical knockout!


          

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