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(Welterweight) Angel Fruitcake defeated Bob Eh by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, May 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Angel Fruitcake!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Bob Eh!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Fruitcake fights inside. (inside)
Bob Eh covers up.

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-Fruitcake tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Fruitcake tags Bob Eh with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Fruitcake attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Bob Eh beats a hasty retreat.
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-Fruitcake attempts a hook to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Fruitcake tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but Bob Eh steps aside and laughs.
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+Fruitcake attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Bob Eh wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the head. Fruitcake sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 14 of 38 punches, and Bob Eh landed 7 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 10-9


Fruitcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bob Eh doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Fruitcake is brawling. (inside)
Bob Eh covers up.

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+Fruitcake pummels Bob Eh with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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+Bob Eh smacks Fruitcake with a pair of strong punches to the eye. Fruitcake ignores it.
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-Fruitcake lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Fruitcake grazes Bob Eh with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Fruitcake throws a right hook to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Fruitcake strikes with a barrage of nice shots to the mouth. Bob Eh asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Fruitcake launches a left uppercut to the eye, but Bob Eh ties him up.
-Fruitcake launches a series of shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 16 of 37 punches, and Bob Eh landed 8 of 9 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 20-18


Fruitcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bob Eh doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Fruitcake fights inside. (inside)
Bob Eh covers up.

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-Fruitcake paws a series of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Fruitcake pokes Bob Eh with a volley of mean shots to the chest!
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-Fruitcake lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but Bob Eh leaps aside.
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-Fruitcake lunges with a hook to the solar plexus, but Bob Eh stays away from it.
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-Fruitcake lashes out with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Fruitcake lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Fruitcake throws a flurry of blows to the stomach. Bob Eh grimaces in pain.
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-Fruitcake paws a uppercut to the stomach, but Bob Eh hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 13 of 38 punches, and Bob Eh landed 8 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 30-27


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Fruitcake fights inside. (inside)
Bob Eh covers up.

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+Fruitcake tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Fruitcake lunges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Fruitcake attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Fruitcake attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Bob Eh hits Fruitcake with a barrage of vicious shots to the nose. Fruitcake retreats to the far corner.
-Fruitcake launches a volley of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Fruitcake tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Fruitcake wallops Bob Eh with a series of painful shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 12 of 38 punches, and Bob Eh landed 7 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 40-36


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Fruitcake fights inside. (inside)
Bob Eh covers up.

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-Fruitcake tries to land a pair of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Bob Eh suprises Fruitcake with a nasty cross to the chin.
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-Fruitcake lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but Bob Eh stays away from it.
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-Fruitcake probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bob Eh blocks.
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-Fruitcake launches a series of blows to the stomach, but Bob Eh takes it in the forearms.
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+Fruitcake punches Bob Eh with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Fruitcake staggers Bob Eh with a volley of strong shots to the chest.
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-Fruitcake attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Bob Eh takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 12 of 40 punches, and Bob Eh landed 8 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 50-45


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Fruitcake moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bob Eh covers up.

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+Fruitcake lashes out with a jab to the jaw!
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-Fruitcake probes with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Bob Eh covers himself well.
-Fruitcake throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Fruitcake throws a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. Bob Eh shakes his head to clear it.
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-Fruitcake tries to land a right jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Fruitcake fires a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Bob Eh ties him up.
-Fruitcake charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bob Eh beats a hasty retreat.
-Fruitcake charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Fruitcake clocks Bob Eh with a right to the ribs.
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-Fruitcake tries to land a series of right punches to the chin, but Bob Eh quickly backs away.
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-Fruitcake attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Bob Eh quickly backs away.
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-Fruitcake throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Fruitcake charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Fruitcake fires a barrage of mean punches to the nose. Bob Eh beats a hasty retreat.
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+Fruitcake scores with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs. Bob Eh laughs!
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+Bob Eh fires a series of blows to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 37 of 94 punches, and Bob Eh landed 6 of 9 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 60-54


Fruitcake remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Fruitcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bob Eh covers up.

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Bob Eh tries to attack, but Fruitcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bob Eh tries to attack, but Fruitcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bob Eh tries to attack, but Fruitcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bob Eh tries to attack, but Fruitcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fruitcake attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Fruitcake charges with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Bob Eh narrowly avoids it
+Fruitcake grazes Bob Eh with a volley of stiff blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 6 of 16 punches, and Bob Eh landed 6 of 7 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 70-63


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Fruitcake fights inside. (inside)
Bob Eh covers up.

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-Fruitcake probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but Bob Eh backs out of it.
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-Fruitcake charges with a pair of right shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Bob Eh connects with a series of heavy punches to the chin!!
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-Fruitcake lashes out with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Bob Eh deftly avoits it.
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-Fruitcake tries a pair of blows to the head, but misses.
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-Fruitcake attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but Bob Eh hides behind his gloves.
+Fruitcake annoys Bob Eh with a barrage of blows to the head. Bob Eh beats a hasty retreat.
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+Fruitcake thumps Bob Eh with a series of nice shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 12 of 39 punches, and Bob Eh landed 7 of 9 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 80-72


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Fruitcake is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bob Eh covers up.

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-Fruitcake probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Fruitcake jars Bob Eh with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Fruitcake attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Bob Eh deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 7 of 16 punches, and Bob Eh landed 4 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 90-81


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Fruitcake is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bob Eh covers up.

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-Fruitcake throws a jab to the face, but misses completely.
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+Fruitcake whacks Bob Eh with a barrage of punches to the face. Bob Eh grimaces in pain.
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-Fruitcake launches a series of left punches to the head, but Bob Eh steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 5 of 15 punches, and Bob Eh landed 4 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 100-90


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Fruitcake is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bob Eh covers up.

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-Fruitcake attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bob Eh steps aside.
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+Fruitcake throws a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
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-Fruitcake lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Bob Eh covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 6 of 16 punches, and Bob Eh landed 4 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 110-99


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Fruitcake is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bob Eh covers up.

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+Fruitcake stuns Bob Eh with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Fruitcake tries to land a jab to the temple, but Bob Eh takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Angel Fruitcake landed 6 of 16 punches, and Bob Eh landed 4 of 8 punches.

Angel Fruitcake won the round 10-9

Angel Fruitcake is winning the fight 120-108


Fruitcake doesn't even want to rest!

Bob Eh doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 2: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 3: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 4: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 5: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 6: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 7: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 8: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 9: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 10: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 11: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 12: Angel Fruitcake 10-9

Total Score: Angel Fruitcake 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 2: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 3: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 4: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 5: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 6: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 7: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 8: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 9: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 10: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 11: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 12: Angel Fruitcake 10-9

Total Score: Angel Fruitcake 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 2: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 3: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 4: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 5: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 6: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 7: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 8: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 9: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 10: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 11: Angel Fruitcake 10-9
Round 12: Angel Fruitcake 10-9

Total Score: Angel Fruitcake 120-108

Angel Fruitcake wins by decision!


          

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