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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\891496.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld defeated Surly Darkness by unanimous decision: 119-109, 119-109, 119-109.Match Friday, May 31, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld !!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 173 pounds (78 kilograms) is Surly Darkness!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness probes with a volley of left combinations to the nose, but misses.
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-Darkness throws a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Darkness launches a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Nr 1 Dad strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
+Darkness hits with a volley of combinations to the jaw!!
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+Nr 1 Dad staggers Darkness with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Nr 1 Dad fires a hard jab to the chin.
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-Darkness throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 28 of 28 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 10 of 32 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 10-9
Nr 1 Dad doesn't want to stop fighting!
Darkness doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Darkness thumps Nr 1 Dad with a volley of heavy combinations to the eye.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. Darkness sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Darkness paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
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+Nr 1 Dad solidly lands a series of wild blows to the mouth.
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-Darkness paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Darkness scores with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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+Nr 1 Dad staggers Darkness with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Darkness gets mad!
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+Nr 1 Dad thumps Darkness with a commanding right to the jaw.
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-Darkness lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Nr 1 Dad solidly lands a quick jab to the mouth!
+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a pair of solid punches to the temple!
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-Darkness charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad deftly avoits it.
+Nr 1 Dad strikes with a right to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 32 of 32 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 11 of 33 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 20-18
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
Darkness doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness attacks with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Nr 1 Dad ducks just in time.
+Nr 1 Dad pummels Darkness with a volley of stiff combinations to the chest. Darkness beats a hasty retreat.
-Darkness tries to land a roundhouse to the nose, but misses.
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+Nr 1 Dad annoys Darkness with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad drills Darkness with a flurry of glancing punches to the head!! Darkness is hurt!
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+Nr 1 Dad rocks Darkness with a nice jab to the stomach.
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-Darkness probes with a series of right combinations to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
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-Darkness tries a pair of combinations to the face, but Nr 1 Dad leaps aside.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Darkness hits with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth. Nr 1 Dad sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Darkness probes with a left to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 33 of 33 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 9 of 30 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 30-27
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
Darkness doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 4
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Darkness throws a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Nr 1 Dad hammers Darkness with a pair of furious punches to the chin. Darkness sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Darkness with a volley of painful punches to the chest!! Darkness sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Darkness lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Darkness with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus! Darkness covers up.
-Darkness tries a pair of right combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Darkness throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Nr 1 Dad backs out of it.
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+Nr 1 Dad connects with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Darkness ignores it.
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+Darkness attacks with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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-Darkness attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 31 of 33 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 11 of 33 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 40-36
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Darkness remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 5
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Darkness attacks with a pair of left shots to the head, but misses completely.
+Nr 1 Dad wallops Darkness with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad pokes Darkness with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Darkness laughs!
+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a pair of punches to the face!
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-Darkness throws a left straight right to the temple, but to no avail.
+Nr 1 Dad whacks Darkness with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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-Darkness lunges with a series of right combinations to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside.
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+Nr 1 Dad smacks Darkness with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
+Darkness hits Nr 1 Dad with a volley of light punches to the head.
+Nr 1 Dad throws a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
+Nr 1 Dad clocks Darkness with a pair of powerful punches to the face!! Darkness retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 29 of 33 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 9 of 29 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 50-45
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Darkness remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 6
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
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+Nr 1 Dad slams Darkness with a pair of punches to the eye. Darkness shakes his head to clear it.
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-Darkness probes with a flurry of combinations to the nose, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
+Nr 1 Dad belts Darkness with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
-Nr 1 Dad attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Darkness probes with a series of punches to the head, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
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+Nr 1 Dad stuns Darkness with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Darkness tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Darkness takes charge with a pair of strong combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 19 of 25 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 7 of 31 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 60-54
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 7
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Darkness lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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-Darkness attempts a barrage of left combinations to the head, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a volley of wild combinations to the face.
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-Darkness paws a pair of combinations to the head, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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+Darkness tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Nr 1 Dad hammers Darkness with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
+Nr 1 Dad pokes Darkness with a wild sweeping right to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 20 of 24 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 7 of 31 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 70-63
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 8
Nr 1 Dad is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness tries a pair of combinations to the face, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
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+Darkness pummels Nr 1 Dad with a jab to the eye.
-Darkness paws a pair of right combinations to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
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-Darkness launches a flurry of right combinations to the head, but only hits air.
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-Darkness attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 5 of 7 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 6 of 31 punches.
Surly Darkness won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 79-73
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 9
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad hits Darkness with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a vicious left to the chin.
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+Darkness fires a flurry of combinations to the temple.
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-Nr 1 Dad launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Darkness narrowly avoids it
+Nr 1 Dad smashes Darkness with a pair of mean punches to the face!!
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-Darkness probes with a volley of right combinations to the head, but fails to score.
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+Nr 1 Dad annoys Darkness with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Darkness throws a barrage of combinations to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Darkness tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad leaps aside.
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-Darkness probes with a right right to the head, but fails to score.
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-Darkness lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 20 of 23 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 7 of 31 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 89-82
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 10
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Darkness fires a left to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad beats a hasty retreat.
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-Darkness tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
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+Darkness pummels Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of painful combinations to the face.
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+Nr 1 Dad tosses a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits Darkness with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Darkness falls against the ropes!
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-Darkness fires a flurry of combinations to the nose, but misses.
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-Darkness throws a pair of combinations to the nose, but Nr 1 Dad leaps aside.
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+Nr 1 Dad pokes Darkness with a barrage of stinging combinations to the mouth.
+Nr 1 Dad tags Darkness with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 20 of 24 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 8 of 32 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 99-91
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 11
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Nr 1 Dad hammers Darkness with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Nr 1 Dad grazes Darkness with a pair of stiff combinations to the chin.
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+Nr 1 Dad takes charge with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Darkness charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad hides behind his gloves.
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+Nr 1 Dad pummels Darkness with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Darkness pops Nr 1 Dad with a volley of combinations to the eye! Nr 1 Dad sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Darkness tries a pair of combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Darkness probes with a series of left combinations to the head, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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-Darkness launches a barrage of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Nr 1 Dad lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Darkness throws a flurry of combinations to the face, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 19 of 24 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 9 of 32 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 109-100
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
ROUND 12
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Darkness charges with a pair of combinations to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside and laughs.
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-Darkness tries to land a left jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Nr 1 Dad connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. Darkness gets mad!
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-Darkness attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Darkness grazes Nr 1 Dad with a barrage of light combinations to the eye.
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-Nr 1 Dad charges with a volley of blows to the head, but Darkness quickly backs away.
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-Darkness paws a barrage of combinations to the head, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 19 of 24 punches, and Surly Darkness landed 7 of 33 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 119-109
Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 11: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 12: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 119-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 11: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 12: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 119-109
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 6: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 11: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 12: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 119-109
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld wins by decision!
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