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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\890748.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld defeated Surly Darkness by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.Match Friday, May 24, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 173 pounds (78 kilograms) is Surly Darkness!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld !!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Darkness tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
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+Darkness tattoos Nr 1 Dad with a volley of combinations to the chin.
-Darkness probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Nr 1 Dad stays away from it.
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+Nr 1 Dad smacks Darkness with a series of vicious combinations to the stomach. Darkness doesn't notice.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Nr 1 Dad stuns Darkness with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Darkness sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a pair of shots to the temple.
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-Darkness attempts a flurry of left combinations to the face, but misses.
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+Darkness fires a glancing jab to the face. Nr 1 Dad ignores it.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 10 of 32 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 32 of 32 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 10-9
Darkness doesn't want to stop fighting!
Nr 1 Dad doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Nr 1 Dad suprises Darkness with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Darkness throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad ducks just in time.
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+Nr 1 Dad tags Darkness with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Darkness attempts a flurry of combinations to the face, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
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+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Nr 1 Dad fires a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Nr 1 Dad pokes Darkness with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Darkness backpedals to his own corner.
-Darkness fires a barrage of combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
+Darkness pops Nr 1 Dad with a series of vicious combinations to the jaw. Nr 1 Dad is hurt!
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-Darkness attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad ties him up.
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+Nr 1 Dad smashes Darkness with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Darkness tags Nr 1 Dad with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 11 of 32 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 33 of 33 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 20-18
Darkness doesn't even want to rest!
Nr 1 Dad doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Darkness attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad stays away from it.
-Darkness throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad covers himself well.
+Nr 1 Dad lands a barrage of combinations to the nose.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Darkness retreats to the far corner.
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+Darkness shakes Nr 1 Dad with a pair of punches to the head.
+Nr 1 Dad hits with a jab to the jaw.
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-Darkness probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Darkness lashes out with a volley of combinations to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Darkness tags Nr 1 Dad with a nasty left to the jaw.
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+Nr 1 Dad pops Darkness with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Nr 1 Dad smashes Darkness with a pair of punches to the chest. Darkness seems wobbly!
+Nr 1 Dad shakes Darkness with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 12 of 30 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 30 of 30 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 30-27
Darkness doesn't even want to rest!
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Darkness probes with a flurry of right combinations to the face, but falls short.
+Nr 1 Dad scores with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Nr 1 Dad connects with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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+Darkness slams Nr 1 Dad with a series of light combinations to the nose. Nr 1 Dad retreats to the far corner.
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+Darkness tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Darkness throws a series of combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Nr 1 Dad wakes up the fans with a series of hard punches to the chin.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits Darkness with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach. Darkness sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Darkness throws a volley of right combinations to the eye, but falls short.
-Darkness attempts a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 12 of 32 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 29 of 32 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 40-36
Darkness remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Darkness lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Darkness launches a volley of right combinations to the face, but Nr 1 Dad ducks.
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+Nr 1 Dad connects with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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-Darkness throws a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad backs out of it.
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+Darkness fires a nice left to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 10 of 34 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 5 of 8 punches.
Surly Darkness won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 49-46
Darkness remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Nr 1 Dad hits Darkness with a barrage of hard combinations to the head.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a series of quick punches to the head.
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-Darkness probes with a series of combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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+Darkness connects with a pair of combinations to the face.
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+Darkness pokes Nr 1 Dad with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Nr 1 Dad pokes Darkness with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Darkness covers up.
+Nr 1 Dad staggers Darkness with a flurry of punches to the chest. Darkness asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Nr 1 Dad drills Darkness with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Darkness asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Darkness tries a pair of left punches to the face, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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-Darkness lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad escapes.
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-Darkness throws a right combination to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad ducks.
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+Nr 1 Dad smashes Darkness with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 11 of 32 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 32 of 33 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 59-55
Darkness remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Darkness probes with a barrage of right combinations to the face, but only hits air.
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+Nr 1 Dad throws a heavy straight right to the chin. Darkness doesn't notice.
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-Darkness charges with a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
+Nr 1 Dad lands a pair of light punches to the face.
-Darkness tries a pair of left combinations to the face, but Nr 1 Dad steps aside.
+Darkness takes charge with a barrage of vicious combinations to the face!
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-Darkness charges with a left jab to the eye, but Nr 1 Dad narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 9 of 32 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 18 of 23 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 69-64
Darkness remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Nr 1 Dad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Nr 1 Dad probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but Darkness blocks.
-Darkness probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Darkness probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Darkness with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Darkness hits with a barrage of combinations to the face.
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-Darkness paws a series of combinations to the face, but to no avail.
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+Nr 1 Dad lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Darkness sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Darkness with a flurry of powerful combinations to the face.
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+Darkness hits with a series of light combinations to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 10 of 33 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 18 of 24 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 79-73
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Darkness attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Nr 1 Dad tags Darkness with a flurry of punches to the nose. Darkness sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Darkness tries a series of left combinations to the face, but Nr 1 Dad ties him up.
+Darkness scores with a series of combinations to the face. Nr 1 Dad quickly recovers.
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+Darkness solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
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-Darkness charges with a volley of combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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+Nr 1 Dad punches Darkness with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 9 of 32 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 21 of 24 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 89-82
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Darkness charges with a barrage of combinations to the head, but misses.
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-Darkness charges with a pair of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
-Darkness throws a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Darkness attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Darkness attempts a barrage of right combinations to the head, but Nr 1 Dad leaps aside.
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+Darkness throws a mean cross to the chin.
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-Darkness launches a pair of left combinations to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 7 of 33 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 6 of 8 punches.
Surly Darkness won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 98-92
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Nr 1 Dad lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Darkness escapes.
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-Darkness throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Nr 1 Dad backs out of it.
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+Nr 1 Dad fires a volley of powerful punches to the face.
+Nr 1 Dad throws a pair of mean punches to the eye!!
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+Nr 1 Dad hits Darkness with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye!
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-Darkness attempts a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad ducks.
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+Darkness fires a series of vicious punches to the face!
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-Darkness attacks with a sweeping right to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Nr 1 Dad annoys Darkness with a volley of shots to the chin.
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-Darkness throws a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 10 of 32 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 17 of 23 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 108-101
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Darkness tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Nr 1 Dad is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Darkness throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Nr 1 Dad takes it in the forearms.
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+Nr 1 Dad hammers Darkness with a volley of punches to the face. Darkness asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Darkness attempts a straight right to the face, but goes wide.
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-Darkness probes with a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Nr 1 Dad blocks.
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-Nr 1 Dad charges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Darkness throws a flurry of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Darkness staggers Nr 1 Dad with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Darkness charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Nr 1 Dad hits with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Darkness sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Nr 1 Dad attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Darkness quickly recovers.
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+Nr 1 Dad tags Darkness with a stiff straight right to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Surly Darkness landed 9 of 33 punches, and Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld landed 18 of 23 punches.
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld won the round 10-9
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld is winning the fight 118-110
Darkness grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Nr 1 Dad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 6: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 11: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 12: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 118-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 6: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 11: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 12: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 118-110
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 2: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 3: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 4: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 5: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 6: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 7: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 8: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 9: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 10: Surly Darkness 10-9
Round 11: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Round 12: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 10-9
Total Score: Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld 118-110
Morty "Nr 1 Dad" Seinfeld wins by decision!
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