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(Super-Heavyweight) Walker A. Elser defeated ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, May 18, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 767 pounds (348 kilograms) is Walker A. Elser!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 6 inches (259 centimeters) tall weighing in at 653 pounds (296 kilograms) is ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong.!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Elser stays outside and uses his jab.
Wrong. fights inside. (inside)

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+Elser grazes Wrong. with a jab to the face.
+Elser hits with a volley of stinging punches to the face!
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-Wrong. tries a pair of right blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Wrong. tries a series of blows to the head, but Elser backs out of it.
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+Elser rocks Wrong. with a flurry of punches to the head.
Elser lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Wrong.'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Wrong. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Elser lands a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
Elser lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Wrong.'s mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Walker A. Elser wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Elser doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.

Wrong. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.





Walker A. Elser wins by a knockout!


          

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