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(Heavyweight) JAH's Pathetic Looser defeated Shake n Bake by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, May 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 308 pounds (140 kilograms) is Shake n Bake!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is JAH's Pathetic Looser!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Jah's tosses a pair of blows to the chest. Shake ignores it.
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+Jah's throws a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Shake throws a left jab to the mouth, but Jah's ties him up.
+Jah's thumps Shake with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's punches Shake with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Shake attempts a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Jah's covers himself well.
+Jah's pokes Shake with a straight right to the chin!
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-Shake throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's clocks Shake with a barrage of hard punches to the chest!
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+Jah's hits Shake with a solid right to the solar plexus.
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+Jah's staggers Shake with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Jah's tattoos Shake with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Shake attacks with a cross to the temple. Jah's sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 10 of 32 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 53 of 53 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 10-9


Shake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jah's doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Shake throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Shake smacks Jah's with a barrage of blows to the head! Jah's sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's annoys Shake with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Shake attempts a series of shots to the chin, but Jah's leaps aside.
-Shake lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Jah's lashes out with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Jah's slams Shake with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Shake paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Shake launches a left straight right to the jaw, but Jah's beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jah's clocks Shake with a quick jab to the chin.
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+Jah's hammers Shake with a flurry of painful blows to the face.
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+Jah's pounds Shake with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Jah's strikes with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Jah's stuns Shake with a pair of light punches to the head.
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+Jah's connects with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 7 of 31 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 55 of 57 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 20-18


Shake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jah's doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jah's lands a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Jah's lands a jab to the face! Shake backpedals to his own corner.
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+Jah's pops Shake with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
+Jah's lands a flurry of vicious blows to the jaw.
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+Jah's backs up Shake with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest!
Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Jah's escapes.
+Shake tosses a pair of hard punches to the ribs. Jah's hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's scores with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Shake attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Shake throws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Jah's hides behind his gloves.
+Jah's suprises Shake with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Shake lashes out with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 10 of 29 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 56 of 58 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 30-27


Shake doesn't even want to rest!

Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jah's tags Shake with a flurry of punches to the face. Shake quickly recovers.
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+Jah's nails Shake with a loud jab to the nose.
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+Jah's tags Shake with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth!!
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+Jah's punches Shake with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Jah's annoys Shake with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye. Shake covers up.
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+Shake fires a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs.
-Shake charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Jah's narrowly avoids it
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's whacks Shake with a pair of punches to the chin! Shake quickly recovers.
+Jah's suprises Shake with a painful straight right to the face.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Jah's ducks just in time.
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-Shake fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Jah's quickly backs away.
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+Jah's wallops Shake with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+Shake hits with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Shake tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 10 of 33 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 29 of 35 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 40-36


Shake doesn't even want to rest!

Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Shake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Shake throws a right to the stomach, but Jah's steps aside.
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-Shake tries to land a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Jah's throws a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Shake hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Shake attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Jah's steps aside and laughs.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 9 of 33 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 7 of 7 punches.

Shake n Bake won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 49-46


Shake doesn't even want to rest!

Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Shake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Shake attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Shake lands a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Jah's is hurt!
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-Shake tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Shake attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Jah's quickly backs away.
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-Shake lunges with a left hook to the chest, but Jah's quickly backs away.
+Jah's thumps Shake with a flurry of commanding blows to the jaw.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's annoys Shake with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Shake hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Jah's hits with a series of punches to the face.
+Jah's punches Shake with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs!
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+Jah's throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Shake slams Jah's with a hook to the chest.
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+Jah's jars Shake with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
+Jah's slams Shake with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Shake probes with a left jab to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Jah's tags Shake with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 8 of 33 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 31 of 32 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 59-55


Shake doesn't even want to rest!

Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Shake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jah's thumps Shake with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Shake covers up.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shake pounds Jah's with a cross to the chest! Jah's sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Jah's blocks.
-Shake fires a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Jah's deftly avoits it.
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-Shake probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Shake tries to land a volley of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Shake throws a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 9 of 31 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 8 of 8 punches.

Shake n Bake won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 68-65


Shake doesn't even want to rest!

Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Shake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Shake charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Shake attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shake jars Jah's with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Shake probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Shake paws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Shake tries a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Jah's ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 8 of 30 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 8 of 8 punches.

Shake n Bake won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 77-75


Shake doesn't even want to rest!

Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Shake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jah's thumps Shake with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Shake throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Jah's lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
+Jah's connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's hits with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Jah's jars Shake with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Shake shakes Jah's with a stiff jab to the ribs!!
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-Shake lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Jah's drills Shake with a sweeping right to the head!! Shake hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jah's pops Shake with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
+Jah's catches Shake with a barrage of loud punches to the head. Shake asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Jah's tags Shake with a barrage of off balance punches to the head!
+Jah's throws a barrage of stiff shots to the mouth.
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+Jah's hits with a flurry of blows to the temple. Shake asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Shake attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs. Jah's doesn't seem bothered.
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+Jah's hits with a series of vicious punches to the chin!
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+Jah's smashes Shake with a series of punches to the eye.
+Jah's throws a series of punches to the chin.
Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but Jah's steps aside and laughs.
+Jah's hits with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 10 of 35 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 75 of 84 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 87-84


Shake remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jah's is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Shake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jah's punches Shake with a sweeping right to the mouth!
-Shake launches a hook to the temple, but to no avail.
+Jah's annoys Shake with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Jah's steps aside and laughs.
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-Shake paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shake scores with a pair of nasty blows to the eye!
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+Shake nails Jah's with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Shake throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
+Jah's clocks Shake with a barrage of stinging shots to the temple!
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+Jah's scores with a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 10 of 30 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 31 of 31 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 97-93


Shake remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jah's is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Shake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Shake shakes Jah's with a barrage of furious blows to the face.
-Shake throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Shake paws a flurry of blows to the head, but fails to score.
+Jah's lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose! Shake asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Jah's backs up Shake with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Jah's tags Shake with a wild roundhouse to the face.
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+Jah's smacks Shake with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's backs up Shake with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shake paws a pair of right shots to the face, but Jah's steps aside and laughs.
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+Shake belts Jah's with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Shake lunges with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Jah's blocks.
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+Jah's belts Shake with a flurry of powerful blows to the head. Shake asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Jah's jolts Shake with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 11 of 32 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 30 of 34 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 107-102


Shake remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jah's is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Shake is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Shake attempts a pair of left hooks to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Shake hammers Jah's with a flurry of painful shots to the nose.
+Jah's lands a pair of blows to the jaw. Shake doesn't notice.
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+Jah's annoys Shake with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
-Shake attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Jah's hits Shake with a flurry of wild hooks to the jaw. Shake sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Jah's lands a thundering punch in the nose and Shake falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
JAH's Pathetic Looser wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Shake looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.

Jah's looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 6: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 7: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 8: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 9: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 10: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 11: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 6: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 7: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 8: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 9: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 10: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 11: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 6: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 7: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 8: Shake n Bake 10-9
Round 9: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 10: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 11: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser wins by a knockout!


          

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