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(Heavyweight) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Heavy DEE by unanimous decision: 117-113, 117-111, 118-112.

Match Saturday, May 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 298 pounds (135 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Heavy DEE!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Heavy attacks with a series of nice punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Heavy with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Heavy with a series of quick punches to the jaw. Heavy doesn't notice.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a heavy straight right to the chin! Heavy laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a nice jab to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Heavy with a commanding jab to the face.
-Heavy launches a barrage of blows to the nose, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a mean cross to the chest. Heavy backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Heavy with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Heavy with a series of shots to the face. Heavy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Heavy fires a jab to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Heavy drills Coffeeguzzler with a off balance sweeping right to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a nasty sweeping right to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 60 of 60 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 12 of 27 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Heavy with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Heavy with a volley of heavy punches to the eye!
-Heavy launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Heavy with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Heavy with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Heavy with a pair of nice punches to the stomach. Heavy retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Heavy with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. Heavy is hurt!
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+Heavy shakes Coffeeguzzler with a furious straight right to the head!!
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Heavy with a volley of painful punches to the stomach!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of glancing punches to the eye. Heavy retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Heavy with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the jaw. Heavy falls against the ropes!
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+Heavy pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Heavy fires a volley of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of strong shots to the temple!! Heavy laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Heavy with a quick jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 51 of 51 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 11 of 25 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach.
+Heavy fires a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of mean blows to the eye.
+Heavy scores with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a straight right to the nose, but Heavy covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Heavy lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Heavy with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Heavy charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of stinging punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 51 of 51 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 10 of 24 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Heavy paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
-Heavy probes with a right straight right to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Heavy with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Heavy jars Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
+Heavy throws a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Heavy with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
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+Heavy pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of commanding punches to the nose!
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Heavy with a pair of punches to the chest. Heavy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Heavy drills Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
-Heavy throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Heavy with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 27 of 32 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 24 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Heavy probes with a left sweeping right to the jaw, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a nasty right to the eye.
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+Heavy backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Heavy with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
-Heavy attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Heavy with a powerful sweeping right to the solar plexus! Heavy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Heavy lashes out with a series of shots to the head!
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-Heavy attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Heavy whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Heavy drills Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a mean jab to the mouth. Heavy doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 23 of 33 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 22 of 41 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 50-45


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler drills Heavy with a series of off balance punches to the head.
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-Heavy lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Heavy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+Heavy jolts Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice punches to the nose!
+Heavy lands a series of light punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Heavy with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Heavy with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of loud punches to the chin!!
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-Heavy launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Heavy with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Heavy tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud punches to the face!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Heavy smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 30 of 30 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 22 of 41 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 60-54


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Heavy tries a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Heavy pounds Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Heavy attempts a series of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Heavy paws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Heavy throws a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Heavy scores with a flurry of light punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Heavy hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 8 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 19 of 40 punches.

Heavy DEE won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 69-64


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Heavy throws a pair of right punches to the head, but misses.
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+Heavy fires a pair of quick punches to the temple!
-Heavy fires a left jab to the chest, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Heavy with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of light punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Heavy grazes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of punches to the chest.
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+Heavy belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stiff punches to the temple!
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-Heavy charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Heavy jolts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the head!
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-Heavy attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Heavy attacks with a straight right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a left jab to the ribs, but Heavy ties him up.
-Heavy tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
-Heavy throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Heavy with a pair of punches to the jaw. Heavy gets mad!
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Heavy with a barrage of heavy blows to the head.
+Heavy lands a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Heavy pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 26 of 34 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 35 of 60 punches.

Heavy DEE won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 78-74


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Heavy clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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+Heavy hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Heavy probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Heavy with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth!!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Heavy with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Heavy tries to land a series of left punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
-Heavy attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Heavy pounds Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Heavy probes with a left to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Heavy hits Coffeeguzzler with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
-Heavy launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Heavy lashes out with a volley of loud punches to the temple! Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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-Heavy throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 30 of 33 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 34 of 66 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 88-84


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Heavy attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Heavy with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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-Heavy fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Heavy attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Heavy wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach! Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Heavy smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Heavy with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Heavy fires a series of furious punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Heavy throws a stinging jab to the head.
-Heavy probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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-Heavy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Heavy rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Heavy pokes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Heavy with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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-Heavy charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Heavy with a series of punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 27 of 31 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 31 of 65 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 98-93


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler belts Heavy with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Heavy attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Heavy paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the eye, but Heavy steps aside and laughs.
-Heavy launches a volley of left punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Heavy with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
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-Heavy probes with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Heavy fires a jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Heavy attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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-Heavy attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Heavy tags Coffeeguzzler with a off balance sweeping right to the eye.
+Heavy fires a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
-Heavy lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Heavy attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Heavy fires a volley of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a vicious sweeping right to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 22 of 31 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 24 of 62 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 108-102


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Heavy probes with a right jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Heavy paws a pair of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
-Heavy probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Heavy with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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-Heavy tries to land a series of left punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Heavy with a volley of punches to the temple. Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Heavy attacks with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Heavy lands a series of strong shots to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Heavy with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Heavy with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Heavy throws a light roundhouse to the face. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
-Heavy lunges with a pair of right punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Heavy jars Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
-Heavy tries a cross to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Heavy backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Heavy probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Heavy with a pair of punches to the mouth. Heavy covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 26 of 33 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 28 of 64 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 118-111


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 8: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Heavy DEE 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 117-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 8: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 117-111


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 8: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 118-112

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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