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(Super-Bantamweight) George W. Stupid defeated Compliment Boner by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, April 30, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is George W. Stupid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Compliment Boner!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boner is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Stupid lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
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+Stupid connects with a pair of mean punches to the stomach!! Boner backpedals to his own corner.
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+Stupid hits with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
-Boner probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Stupid steps aside.
+Stupid jars Boner with a barrage of light punches to the head. Boner laughs!
+Stupid clocks Boner with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
+Stupid jolts Boner with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
+Boner lands a wild jab to the nose.
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+Stupid connects with a stiff jab to the chin. Boner laughs!
+Stupid solidly lands a flurry of stiff punches to the eye!!
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+Stupid nails Boner with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a pair of mean punches to the head.
+Boner attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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+Boner connects with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Boner connects with a pair of hard punches to the mouth! Stupid falls against the ropes!
+Stupid attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Stupid slams Boner with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Stupid belts Boner with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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+Stupid attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Stupid slams Boner with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Boner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stupid drills Boner with a jab to the chest. Boner covers up.
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+Boner wallops Stupid with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Stupid is hurt!
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+Boner grazes Stupid with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 69 of 70 punches, and Compliment Boner landed 30 of 39 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 10-9


Stupid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boner doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Boner staggers Stupid with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
+Boner stuns Stupid with a barrage of punches to the head. Stupid doesn't seem bothered.
+Boner tosses a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid catches Boner with a volley of punches to the chin. Boner gets mad!
+Stupid smashes Boner with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Boner hammers Stupid with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Stupid annoys Boner with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Boner wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
+Stupid connects with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Boner lashes out with a straight right to the eye, but Stupid ties him up.
+Boner wallops Stupid with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
+Stupid thumps Boner with a series of painful punches to the nose.
-Boner fires a left right to the temple, but misses.
+Boner clocks Stupid with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
+Stupid pounds Boner with a series of solid punches to the nose. Boner doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Boner annoys Stupid with a sweeping right to the jaw. Stupid seems wobbly!
-Boner fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Stupid escapes.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Boner slams Stupid with a series of strong punches to the face!
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+Boner annoys Stupid with a stinging sweeping right to the eye.
+Stupid smacks Boner with a flurry of punches to the chest. Boner ignores it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Stupid rocks Boner with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Boner tags Stupid with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Boner connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Stupid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Stupid lands a barrage of punches to the eye. Boner covers up.
+Boner takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Boner pounds Stupid with a flurry of furious punches to the head. Stupid gets mad!
+Stupid clocks Boner with a volley of hard punches to the chin!!
+Boner hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Stupid belts Boner with a volley of hard shots to the mouth!
+Boner clocks Stupid with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Boner stuns Stupid with a series of stiff punches to the chest!!
+Boner smashes Stupid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Boner tags Stupid with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
-Boner tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Stupid tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 71 of 71 punches, and Compliment Boner landed 94 of 113 punches.

Compliment Boner won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Stupid doesn't even want to rest!

Boner doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stupid comes out fighting.
Boner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Boner rocks Stupid with a series of nice punches to the chest.
+Boner hits Stupid with a volley of stiff blows to the head.
+Stupid attacks with a series of blows to the temple. Boner beats a hasty retreat.
+Stupid hits Boner with a flurry of blows to the mouth! Boner seems wobbly!
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+Boner strikes with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid drills Boner with a barrage of light blows to the head.
+Boner tags Stupid with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Boner hits Stupid with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Stupid lands a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
+Boner lands a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Boner suprises Stupid with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
+Boner suprises Stupid with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Boner attacks with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Boner drills Stupid with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye.
+Boner stuns Stupid with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
+Boner smacks Stupid with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
+Stupid staggers Boner with a series of blows to the head!!
+Boner attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boner pounds Stupid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Boner nails Stupid with a glancing jab to the temple.
+Boner tags Stupid with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs.
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+Boner lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Boner hits with a barrage of furious blows to the ribs.
+Stupid fires a hard roundhouse to the eye.
+Boner whacks Stupid with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
+Stupid shakes Boner with a furious jab to the eye.
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+Boner thumps Stupid with a solid sweeping right to the ribs. Stupid doesn't seem bothered.
+Stupid lands a volley of blows to the eye.
+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
+Stupid throws a volley of commanding blows to the chin.
+Boner hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
+Stupid belts Boner with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+Boner tags Stupid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Boner tags Stupid with a vicious straight right to the chin. Stupid seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 39 of 39 punches, and Compliment Boner landed 108 of 108 punches.

Compliment Boner won the round 10-9

Compliment Boner is winning the fight 29-28


Stupid doesn't even want to rest!

Boner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boner throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Stupid catches Boner with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Boner is hurt!
+Stupid scores with a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Boner is hurt!
-Boner lunges with a right shot to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Stupid pounds Boner with a flurry of punches to the head. Boner laughs!
+Stupid jars Boner with a solid cross to the face. Boner falls against the ropes!
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+Stupid hammers Boner with a stinging hook to the nose!!
+Stupid smashes Boner with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Stupid takes charge with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth. Boner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stupid fires a volley of crosses to the stomach.
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-Boner probes with a volley of roundhouses to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Stupid fires a volley of punches to the eye. Boner covers up.
+Stupid lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Boner paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boner pummels Stupid with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Boner attacks with a series of powerful punches to the chin. Stupid covers up.
+Stupid lands a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid stuns Boner with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Stupid stuns Boner with a pair of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Boner whacks Stupid with a series of stiff crosses to the temple.
+Stupid fires a flurry of light punches to the eye. Boner quickly recovers.
+Stupid hits Boner with a series of punches to the chin.
+Stupid drills Boner with a nasty sweeping right to the head.
+Stupid pounds Boner with a volley of punches to the ribs. Boner doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 69 of 76 punches, and Compliment Boner landed 24 of 43 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Boner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boner moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Boner takes charge with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Boner drills Stupid with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus!
+Boner clocks Stupid with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs! Stupid doesn't notice.
+Boner jolts Stupid with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
+Boner hits with a hard right to the eye.
+Boner hurts Stupid with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
+Stupid smacks Boner with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest. Boner gets mad!
-Boner throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but Stupid quickly backs away.
+Stupid connects with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
-Boner throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Stupid takes it in the forearms.
-Boner throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stupid whacks Boner with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Stupid thumps Boner with a series of punches to the eye.
+Stupid whacks Boner with a pair of light punches to the head. Boner falls against the ropes!
+Stupid tags Boner with a volley of hard punches to the temple.
-Boner lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Stupid punches Boner with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Stupid rocks Boner with a series of punches to the temple.
+Boner pummels Stupid with a series of heavy punches to the nose!!
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Boner tries to land a barrage of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Boner hits with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid fires a volley of wild punches to the nose.
+Stupid lands a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Boner hurts Stupid with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
+Boner tattoos Stupid with a mean jab to the head.
-Boner attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Stupid stays away from it.
+Boner lands a series of strong punches to the stomach!
+Boner connects with a nasty left to the mouth. Stupid backpedals to his own corner.
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+Boner fires a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
+Boner pops Stupid with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid hammers Boner with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Stupid hits Boner with a flurry of furious punches to the chest. Boner covers up.
+Boner catches Stupid with a volley of loud punches to the eye!
+Stupid hits with a volley of punches to the eye. Boner gets mad!
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Stupid fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 71 of 71 punches, and Compliment Boner landed 87 of 102 punches.

Compliment Boner won the round 10-9

Compliment Boner is winning the fight 48-47


Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Boner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Stupid comes out fighting.
Boner throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Stupid annoys Boner with a barrage of commanding roundhouses to the jaw.
Stupid lands a slow motion left smash to the jaw and Boner's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Boner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid nails Boner with a solid uppercut to the temple.
+Boner fires a pair of strong blows to the nose.
Boner lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Stupid is knocked off his feet!!

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THREE

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FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid hits Boner with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Boner staggers Stupid with a series of painful punches to the temple!!
Boner lands a lightning right haymaker and Stupid goes down!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid staggers Boner with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Stupid throws a flurry of light shots to the temple.
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+Stupid hammers Boner with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Stupid drills Boner with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
Stupid lands a cruel left blow to the head and Boner's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TWO

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SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
George W. Stupid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Boner looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Compliment Boner 10-9
Round 3: Compliment Boner 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Compliment Boner 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Compliment Boner 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Compliment Boner 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Compliment Boner 10-9
Round 3: Compliment Boner 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Compliment Boner 10-9

George W. Stupid wins by a knockout!


          

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