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(Heavyweight) Shake n Bake defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, April 27, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Shake n Bake!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 293 pounds (133 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Shake with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
-Shake tries a right roundhouse to the stomach, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Shake with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Shake with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Shake with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Shake with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Shake shakes his head to clear it.
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-Shake tries to land a hook to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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-Shake probes with a right roundhouse to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Shake with a heavy cross to the temple. Shake laughs!
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+Shake rocks Coffeeguzzler with a uppercut to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 6 of 26 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 53 of 54 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Shake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Shake with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Shake throws a right left to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Shake fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Shake drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Shake with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Shake attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Shake with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Shake with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 7 of 25 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 60 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Shake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler clocks Shake with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a quick straight right to the jaw!
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+Shake slams Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Shake with a vicious jab to the nose.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Shake with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach. Shake sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of light punches to the eye. Shake doesn't seem bothered.
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-Shake attacks with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Shake with a vicious jab to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Shake with a series of stinging punches to the chest. Shake seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of hard punches to the nose!!
-Shake attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Shake attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Shake paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 7 of 21 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 57 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Shake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Shake launches a barrage of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Shake throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Shake with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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+Shake smacks Coffeeguzzler with a nice cross to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 7 of 23 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 8 punches.

Shake n Bake won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37


Shake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Shake is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Shake throws a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Shake attacks with a powerful jab to the head. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Shake with a flurry of blows to the chin.
-Shake throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Shake charges with a series of crosses to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of strong punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of furious punches to the eye.
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+Shake hits with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
Shake lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Shake n Bake wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Shake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Shake n Bake 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Shake n Bake 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Shake n Bake 10-9

Shake n Bake wins by a knockout!


          

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