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(Super-Bantamweight) George W. Stupid defeated The Ethics by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Tuesday, April 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is The Ethics!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is George W. Stupid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Ethics stays outside and uses his jab.
Stupid comes out fighting.

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+Ethics shakes Stupid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Ethics stuns Stupid with a jab to the stomach.
+Stupid attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Stupid hits with a series of stinging shots to the mouth.
+Stupid clocks Ethics with a pair of heavy blows to the temple. Ethics asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
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+Stupid attacks with a flurry of solid shots to the chest!!
+Stupid throws a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
+Stupid hits Ethics with a pair of punches to the eye. Ethics covers up.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
+Stupid punches Ethics with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Stupid connects with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Ethics punches Stupid with a barrage of nice shots to the ribs.
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+Ethics hits Stupid with a straight right to the stomach!! Stupid seems wobbly!
+Ethics lands a series of shots to the stomach. Stupid seems wobbly!
+Stupid catches Ethics with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Ethics throws a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid hammers Ethics with a series of quick punches to the head.
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+Stupid punches Ethics with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
+Stupid hits with a series of strong blows to the chin.
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+Stupid clocks Ethics with a series of strong blows to the chest.
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+Ethics tosses a series of hard punches to the ribs. Stupid quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 46 of 46 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 63 of 65 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 10-9


Ethics doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Ethics stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stupid fires a straight right to the ribs.
+Stupid wallops Ethics with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
+Ethics belts Stupid with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
+Stupid tosses a series of heavy punches to the chest.
+Stupid lashes out with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
+Stupid throws a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
+Stupid connects with a jab to the head.
+Ethics solidly lands a pair of painful punches to the face.
+Ethics backs up Stupid with a series of vicious punches to the eye. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Stupid suprises Ethics with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
+Stupid hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Ethics is hurt!
+Stupid fires a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus. Ethics doesn't notice.
+Stupid hits with a volley of painful punches to the head. Ethics covers up.
+Ethics hurts Stupid with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
+Stupid hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Ethics sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Stupid punches Ethics with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Ethics jars Stupid with a flurry of nice punches to the eye. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Stupid hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Ethics ignores it.
+Ethics hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Ethics drills Stupid with a pair of mean punches to the chin. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stupid throws a off balance straight right to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Stupid lands a jab to the mouth!
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+Ethics attacks with a series of punches to the chest. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ethics pummels Stupid with a light roundhouse to the mouth.
+Ethics lands a off balance cross to the head. Stupid covers up.
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+Ethics hurts Stupid with a nasty straight right to the eye.
+Stupid throws a pair of punches to the eye.
+Ethics lands a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid whacks Ethics with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Stupid fires a right to the ribs.
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+Ethics connects with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw!!
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+Ethics throws a series of strong punches to the jaw. Stupid seems wobbly!
+Ethics lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest. Stupid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Stupid slams Ethics with a off balance sweeping right to the eye.
+Ethics hits Stupid with a series of punches to the head.
+Ethics tattoos Stupid with a series of punches to the jaw. Stupid falls against the ropes!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Ethics takes charge with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 99 of 99 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 104 of 107 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 20-18


Ethics doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Ethics stays outside and uses his jab.
Stupid fights inside. (inside)

+Stupid throws a volley of painful blows to the chin.
+Ethics rocks Stupid with a pair of blows to the temple. Stupid laughs!
-Stupid paws a series of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ethics takes charge with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
+Stupid hits Ethics with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Ethics beats a hasty retreat.
+Ethics attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Ethics tags Stupid with a hard jab to the temple.
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+Ethics staggers Stupid with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. Stupid quickly recovers.
+Ethics solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Ethics hits with a volley of punches to the eye!
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+Ethics pummels Stupid with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Stupid punches Ethics with a flurry of shots to the head!
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+Ethics hits Stupid with a series of punches to the chest. Stupid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stupid fires a flurry of shots to the head, but Ethics covers himself well.
+Stupid attacks with a series of nasty punches to the chest. Ethics is hurt!
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+Ethics punches Stupid with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Stupid smacks Ethics with a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Ethics beats a hasty retreat.
+Ethics catches Stupid with a jab to the mouth. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Ethics staggers Stupid with a furious sweeping right to the head!!
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+Stupid pummels Ethics with a pair of shots to the chest.
+Stupid hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Ethics strikes with a barrage of punches to the face. Stupid retreats to the far corner.
+Ethics clocks Stupid with a off balance jab to the stomach. Stupid laughs!
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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+Stupid wakes up the fans with a flurry of blows to the eye.
+Ethics wallops Stupid with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 79 of 82 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 38 of 46 punches.

The Ethics won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 29-28


Ethics doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Ethics stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Ethics pokes Stupid with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
+Ethics jars Stupid with a pair of mean punches to the mouth!
+Ethics hurts Stupid with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
+Ethics shakes Stupid with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Ethics wallops Stupid with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Stupid throws a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Ethics hits Stupid with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Stupid hits Ethics with a jab to the mouth.
+Ethics throws a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Stupid solidly lands a series of punches to the face. Ethics sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Stupid fires a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Ethics strikes with a off balance jab to the head.
+Stupid lands a heavy right to the ribs. Ethics gets mad!
+Stupid grazes Ethics with a pair of stinging punches to the head. Ethics falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Stupid nails Ethics with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Ethics hits with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
+Ethics tags Stupid with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
+Stupid pounds Ethics with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
+Ethics pokes Stupid with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Stupid backs up Ethics with a right to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Ethics annoys Stupid with a pair of punches to the eye. Stupid laughs!
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious punches to the nose!
+Stupid fires a volley of punches to the head. Ethics grimaces in pain.
+Stupid throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid lands a volley of glancing punches to the head.
-Stupid attacks with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Ethics ducks.
-Ethics probes with a left jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a pair of furious punches to the chin! Ethics ignores it.
+Stupid lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Ethics stuns Stupid with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Ethics lands a series of strong punches to the chin.
+Ethics solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
+Stupid tosses a series of punches to the face.
+Ethics shakes Stupid with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
+Stupid lands a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Stupid attacks with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Ethics hurts Stupid with a loud straight right to the eye!! Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Ethics hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 87 of 94 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 101 of 114 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 39-37


Ethics doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Ethics stays outside and uses his jab.
Stupid fights inside. (inside)

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+Stupid attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth. Ethics covers up.
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+Ethics tattoos Stupid with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid thumps Ethics with a series of shots to the chin! Ethics asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Ethics smashes Stupid with a barrage of shots to the head.
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+Ethics rocks Stupid with a pair of punches to the ribs. Stupid falls against the ropes!
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+Ethics grazes Stupid with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
+Ethics pounds Stupid with a pair of shots to the face.
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+Ethics lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin.
+Ethics solidly lands a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Ethics wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Ethics drills Stupid with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Stupid fires a powerful sweeping right to the chest.
+Stupid lashes out with a pair of shots to the face.
+Ethics hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Ethics attacks with a pair of wild punches to the face!
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+Ethics tosses a pair of shots to the eye.
-Stupid fires a left hook to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Ethics clocks Stupid with a barrage of commanding blows to the jaw.
+Stupid scores with a barrage of quick blows to the nose. Ethics gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 80 of 80 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 37 of 46 punches.

The Ethics won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 48-47


Ethics remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Ethics stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Stupid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Ethics jars Stupid with a light right to the solar plexus!!
+Ethics slams Stupid with a series of glancing punches to the jaw. Stupid covers up.
+Stupid belts Ethics with a barrage of nice punches to the temple. Ethics quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Ethics thumps Stupid with a series of hard punches to the head. Stupid covers up.
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+Stupid lands a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Ethics laughs!
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+Ethics pounds Stupid with a series of punches to the face.
+Stupid scores with a volley of stinging roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Ethics fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Stupid hits Ethics with a barrage of vicious shots to the chest!
+Stupid nails Ethics with a series of stinging shots to the head!
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+Ethics smashes Stupid with a series of vicious blows to the chin.
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+Stupid throws a series of punches to the nose.
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+Stupid connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Ethics rocks Stupid with a painful jab to the nose. Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
+Ethics lands a mean jab to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Stupid tosses a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Ethics stuns Stupid with a flurry of off balance uppercuts to the head!
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+Ethics catches Stupid with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach!! Stupid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Ethics catches Stupid with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade hooks to the temple.
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+Ethics hammers Stupid with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Stupid rocks Ethics with a barrage of strong blows to the mouth. Ethics hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 94 of 94 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 40 of 41 punches.

The Ethics won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Ethics grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Ethics stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Ethics launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
+Ethics hammers Stupid with a furious jab to the eye.
+Stupid fires a volley of light punches to the jaw!!
+Stupid throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Ethics charges with a right to the face, but Stupid ducks.
+Ethics stuns Stupid with a heavy straight right to the chin.
+Stupid tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Stupid hits with a pair of solid punches to the chest. Ethics backpedals to his own corner.
+Stupid annoys Ethics with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Ethics slams Stupid with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Ethics throws a volley of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Stupid strikes with a off balance jab to the ribs.
+Stupid tags Ethics with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Stupid tosses a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
-Ethics attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but Stupid steps aside and laughs.
+Stupid hits Ethics with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
-Ethics attacks with a left left to the chin, but Stupid leaps aside.
+Stupid tosses a flurry of punches to the nose. Ethics hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Stupid backs up Ethics with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Ethics hurts Stupid with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
+Stupid jolts Ethics with a right to the temple. Ethics hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Ethics attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Stupid backs out of it.
+Stupid punches Ethics with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Ethics beats a hasty retreat.
-Ethics paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stupid ties him up.
+Stupid takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
+Stupid hits Ethics with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Stupid annoys Ethics with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
+Ethics wallops Stupid with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
-Ethics throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Stupid pounds Ethics with a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Ethics is hurt!
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+Ethics slams Stupid with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Stupid quickly recovers.
+Stupid jars Ethics with a series of strong punches to the nose.
+Stupid grazes Ethics with a volley of heavy punches to the chest. Ethics hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ethics smacks Stupid with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Stupid grimaces in pain.
+Ethics tattoos Stupid with a pair of punches to the face. Stupid gets mad!
+Ethics tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!! Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Ethics takes charge with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
+Stupid solidly lands a series of punches to the temple.
+Ethics attacks with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 50 of 100 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 106 of 106 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 67-66


Ethics grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Ethics stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Stupid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Ethics belts Stupid with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Ethics probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stupid backs out of it.
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-Ethics throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
+Stupid tosses a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Ethics throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Stupid ducks.
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+Stupid lashes out with a pair of mean hooks to the nose.
+Ethics belts Stupid with a stiff jab to the solar plexus. Stupid covers up.
+Ethics connects with a pair of hooks to the mouth. Stupid retreats to the far corner.
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+Ethics tosses a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Stupid rocks Ethics with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Ethics whacks Stupid with a pair of wild shots to the ribs. Stupid gets mad!
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+Stupid strikes with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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+Ethics stuns Stupid with a flurry of hard blows to the head.
+Ethics hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Ethics drills Stupid with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Ethics hurts Stupid with a barrage of nasty roundhouses to the chin!
+Stupid rocks Ethics with a shot to the eye.
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+Ethics staggers Stupid with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
+Ethics hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Stupid punches Ethics with a pair of furious shots to the eye.
+Ethics punches Stupid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid tags Ethics with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Ethics tattoos Stupid with a jab to the chest. Stupid quickly recovers.
+Ethics lashes out with a volley of punches to the head!
+Ethics hits with a volley of nice crosses to the face. Stupid ignores it.
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+Ethics staggers Stupid with a series of furious punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 76 of 89 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 40 of 40 punches.

The Ethics won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Ethics is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Ethics stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Ethics drills Stupid with a series of punches to the chin.
+Stupid punches Ethics with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Stupid nails Ethics with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Stupid smashes Ethics with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Ethics tosses a volley of punches to the chest.
+Ethics attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
+Stupid clocks Ethics with a flurry of solid shots to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.
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+Stupid hits Ethics with a painful jab to the mouth.
+Stupid thumps Ethics with a sweeping right to the head.
+Ethics stuns Stupid with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Ethics throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
+Stupid hits with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
+Ethics whacks Stupid with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Stupid tags Ethics with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Stupid tosses a roundhouse to the ribs.
+Stupid attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Ethics attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Stupid ducks.
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+Stupid tosses a series of off balance punches to the chest.
-Ethics probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Stupid leaps aside.
+Ethics tags Stupid with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
-Ethics attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stupid punches Ethics with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid nails Ethics with a series of punches to the temple.
+Stupid grazes Ethics with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw!!
+Ethics throws a volley of nice punches to the eye. Stupid grimaces in pain.
-Ethics attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
+Ethics suprises Stupid with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
+Stupid connects with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Stupid lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Ethics drills Stupid with a vicious roundhouse to the head!!
+Ethics connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
-Ethics throws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Stupid hits with a vicious jab to the nose. Ethics retreats to the far corner.
+Stupid fires a sweeping right to the chin. Ethics shakes his head to clear it.
+Stupid annoys Ethics with a barrage of solid punches to the eye!
-Ethics lashes out with a straight right to the jaw, but Stupid deftly avoits it.
+Stupid stuns Ethics with a pair of punches to the temple. Ethics seems wobbly!
+Stupid throws a series of hard punches to the mouth. Ethics sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Ethics hits with a heavy left to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 55 of 95 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 103 of 103 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 86-85


Ethics is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Ethics stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Stupid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Ethics whacks Stupid with a flurry of punches to the nose. Stupid doesn't seem bothered.
+Ethics punches Stupid with a off balance jab to the jaw!!
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+Stupid punches Ethics with a heavy roundhouse to the face. Ethics ignores it.
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-Ethics probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Ethics hits with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
+Ethics pounds Stupid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Ethics throws a series of punches to the stomach.
+Ethics grazes Stupid with a glancing sweeping right to the chest.
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+Stupid hits with a volley of uppercuts to the jaw. Ethics retreats to the far corner.
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-Ethics tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Stupid fires a series of off balance crosses to the temple.
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+Ethics wallops Stupid with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ethics nails Stupid with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Stupid solidly lands a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Ethics clocks Stupid with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Ethics throws a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Ethics whacks Stupid with a series of punches to the head!
+Ethics attacks with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Ethics throws a volley of punches to the head, but Stupid ducks.
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+Stupid drills Ethics with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Ethics stuns Stupid with a stiff jab to the head. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Stupid fires a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Stupid takes charge with a series of roundhouses to the temple. Ethics asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Stupid lands a decisive blow to the temple and Ethics staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Ethics struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid drills Ethics with a commanding roundhouse to the nose.
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-Ethics lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Ethics annoys Stupid with a series of crosses to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Ethics landed 76 of 102 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 37 of 37 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-8

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 96-93


Ethics is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Ethics stays outside and throws solid jabs.
Stupid comes out fighting.

+Stupid rocks Ethics with a barrage of loud punches to the face. Ethics grimaces in pain.
Stupid lands a terrific blow to the temple and Ethics is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Ethics struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ethics hits Stupid with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Stupid annoys Ethics with a glancing jab to the jaw.
-Ethics lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Stupid strikes with a series of punches to the head. Ethics hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Stupid lands a quick punch in the nose and Ethics is knocked out of the ring!!

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Ethics struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stupid attacks with a uppercut to the eye. Ethics hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ethics scores with Stupid with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Stupid clocks Ethics with a glancing left to the temple.
+Ethics drills Stupid with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Ethics probes with a straight right to the face, but to no avail.
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+Stupid throws a flurry of painful blows to the temple.
+Stupid nails Ethics with a flurry of heavy shots to the head.
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-Ethics launches a left straight right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Stupid pounds Ethics with a series of heavy blows to the eye. Ethics backpedals to his own corner.
+Stupid scores with a series of wild punches to the head.
+Stupid scores with a stiff jab to the temple. Ethics shakes his head to clear it.
+Stupid fires a heavy sweeping right to the temple.
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-Ethics attempts a left cross to the mouth, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
+Ethics attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Stupid hits Ethics with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Ethics tattoos Stupid with a volley of hard punches to the temple. Stupid is hurt!
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BELL
Ethics is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The doctor won't let The Ethics continue the fight! George W. Stupid wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: The Ethics 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: The Ethics 10-9
Round 6: The Ethics 10-9
Round 7: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 8: The Ethics 10-9
Round 9: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 10: George W. Stupid 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: The Ethics 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: The Ethics 10-9
Round 6: The Ethics 10-9
Round 7: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 8: The Ethics 10-9
Round 9: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 10: George W. Stupid 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: The Ethics 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: The Ethics 10-9
Round 6: The Ethics 10-9
Round 7: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 8: The Ethics 10-9
Round 9: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 10: George W. Stupid 10-8

George W. Stupid wins by a technical knockout!


          

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