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(Heavyweight) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Heavy DEE by unanimous decision: 116-113, 117-112, 116-113.

Match Saturday, April 20, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 293 pounds (133 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 296 pounds (134 kilograms) is Heavy DEE!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Heavy with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Heavy with a series of painful punches to the chin!
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Heavy with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach! Heavy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Heavy lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Heavy jars Coffeeguzzler with a series of glancing blows to the nose.
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-Heavy attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Heavy charges with a jab to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Heavy with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
-Heavy fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Heavy with a barrage of punches to the stomach! Heavy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Heavy with a volley of mean punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 57 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 11 of 24 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Heavy probes with a left roundhouse to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Heavy ties him up.
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-Heavy lunges with a right to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of punches to the eye. Heavy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Heavy lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Heavy with a vicious jab to the nose. Heavy backpedals to his own corner.
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-Heavy attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of strong punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Heavy with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Heavy with a solid jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 51 of 57 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 10 of 23 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler catches Heavy with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Heavy with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a loud jab to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
+Heavy rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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-Heavy probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
+Heavy staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Heavy with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a roundhouse to the jaw. Heavy backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Heavy with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth!
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Heavy with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Heavy lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 44 of 54 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 12 of 23 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Heavy tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the mouth.
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+Heavy backs up Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Heavy tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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-Heavy throws a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Heavy with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Heavy doesn't notice.
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+Heavy scores with a series of wild punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Heavy ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+Heavy whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Heavy lands a series of glancing punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the chin!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 28 of 34 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 23 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Heavy with a glancing roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Heavy wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Heavy fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Heavy fires a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Heavy tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a glancing right to the temple!!
+Heavy shakes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Heavy hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Heavy backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Heavy with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
-Heavy attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 22 of 31 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 22 of 45 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 50-45


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Heavy wallops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the head, but Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Heavy with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Heavy probes with a left cross to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Heavy with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Heavy laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Heavy tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Heavy pokes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
+Heavy attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Heavy lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
+Heavy attacks with a straight right to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Heavy with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Heavy with a nasty cross to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Heavy catches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Heavy with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Heavy lunges with a pair of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 29 of 30 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 22 of 34 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 60-54


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler drills Heavy with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Heavy wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Heavy tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Heavy with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Heavy lashes out with a straight right to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Heavy with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but Heavy blocks.
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-Heavy throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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-Heavy tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Heavy pummels Coffeeguzzler with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Heavy pounds Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 23 of 36 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 22 of 37 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 70-63


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Heavy lands a nice jab to the eye.
-Heavy tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Heavy probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Heavy hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Heavy throws a series of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Heavy paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+Heavy pops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the jaw! Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Heavy annoys Coffeeguzzler with a loud straight right to the mouth!!
-Heavy attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Heavy with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Heavy gets mad!
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+Heavy slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Heavy tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Heavy throws a flurry of quick punches to the chin!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 6 of 8 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 29 of 62 punches.

Heavy DEE won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 79-73


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Heavy paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
-Heavy fires a cross to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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-Heavy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
-Heavy charges with a right jab to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Heavy scores with a volley of hard punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Heavy with a loud hook to the head.
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-Heavy lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Heavy slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Heavy with a pair of punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Heavy lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Heavy throws a barrage of vicious punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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-Heavy lashes out with a volley of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Heavy belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the mouth!
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-Heavy attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Heavy tries a left to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Heavy with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Heavy with a pair of heavy punches to the chin! Heavy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Heavy throws a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 27 of 33 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 32 of 62 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 89-82


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Heavy connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Heavy backs out of it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Heavy hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of mean punches to the stomach! Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Heavy attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Heavy probes with a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Heavy clocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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-Heavy lunges with a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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-Heavy tries a straight right to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
+Heavy lands a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Heavy connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Heavy takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Heavy lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 22 of 33 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 27 of 62 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 99-92


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Heavy with a series of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Heavy connects with a volley of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Heavy steps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Heavy with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Heavy with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth!!
+Heavy hits with a series of stiff punches to the chest!!
-Heavy charges with a jab to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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-Heavy tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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+Heavy backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of light punches to the jaw! Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
-Heavy probes with a series of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Heavy throws a right left to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Heavy lashes out with a powerful roundhouse to the temple!
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of blows to the nose. Heavy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Heavy paws a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Heavy probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Heavy probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 23 of 34 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 28 of 62 punches.

Heavy DEE won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 108-102


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Heavy launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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-Heavy throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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-Heavy tries a series of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Heavy with a series of punches to the face.
+Heavy lands a flurry of nice shots to the eye.
-Heavy probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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-Heavy attempts a cross to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Heavy with a flurry of punches to the head. Heavy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Heavy drills Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
+Heavy clocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Heavy tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
-Heavy throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Heavy with a cross to the eye. Heavy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Heavy with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Heavy lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Heavy backs up Coffeeguzzler with a series of hard punches to the face.
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-Heavy fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Heavy attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 22 of 33 punches, and Heavy DEE landed 24 of 64 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 118-112


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 11: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 12: Heavy DEE 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 11: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 117-112


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 11: Heavy DEE 10-9
Round 12: Heavy DEE 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 116-113

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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