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(Heavyweight) Ilke Wyludda defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, April 13, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Ilke Wyludda!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 288 pounds (131 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Wyludda comes out fighting.
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Wyludda with a pair of wild blows to the jaw! Wyludda sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Wyludda attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Wyludda scores with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Wyludda with a series of solid shots to the mouth.
-Wyludda launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Wyludda probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Wyludda with a series of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Wyludda retreats to the far corner.
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-Wyludda attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Wyludda with a barrage of stinging blows to the nose! Wyludda sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler pops Wyludda with a series of punches to the eye!
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a hook to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
+Wyludda jolts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Wyludda with a series of wild blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 13 of 34 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 62 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Wyludda doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Wyludda comes out fighting.
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wyludda annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean blows to the chest. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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-Wyludda throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Wyludda with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a roundhouse to the eye, but Wyludda hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of light punches to the eye. Wyludda sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Wyludda lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Wyludda with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Wyludda paws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Wyludda with a series of mean punches to the chin. Wyludda is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Wyludda with a nice left to the head! Wyludda gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler slams Wyludda with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
+Wyludda connects with a series of furious blows to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Wyludda with a solid straight right to the chest!!
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Wyludda with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Wyludda with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Wyludda with a barrage of light punches to the face. Wyludda shakes his head to clear it.
+Wyludda lands a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 15 of 33 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 52 of 56 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Wyludda doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Wyludda comes out fighting.
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Wyludda probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of stinging punches to the nose!! Wyludda retreats to the far corner.
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+Wyludda takes charge with a flurry of nasty shots to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Wyludda with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Wyludda gets mad!
-Wyludda launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Wyludda annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of quick shots to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Wyludda with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Wyludda with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Wyludda fires a volley of left shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Wyludda scores with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
-Wyludda tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Wyludda with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Wyludda with a volley of punches to the mouth. Wyludda seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of heavy punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Wyludda with a pair of solid blows to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 17 of 34 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 59 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Wyludda doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Wyludda is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Wyludda jolts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Wyludda fires a barrage of right hooks to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Wyludda smashes Coffeeguzzler with a hard shot to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Wyludda with a pair of glancing punches to the nose!
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+Wyludda annoys Coffeeguzzler with a wild blow to the face! Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Wyludda lunges with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Wyludda jolts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 18 of 30 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 8 punches.

Ilke Wyludda won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37


Wyludda doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Wyludda fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler jars Wyludda with a series of wild punches to the eye!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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+Wyludda solidly lands a flurry of quick blows to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Wyludda with a series of blows to the head. Wyludda doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Wyludda with a solid right to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of blows to the eye.
+Wyludda lands a flurry of nice punches to the chest!!
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a quick roundhouse to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a furious jab to the head!
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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+Wyludda rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a stiff hook to the head.
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-Wyludda paws a series of right punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
-Wyludda throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Wyludda with a glancing jab to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 17 of 31 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 48 of 57 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-46


Wyludda doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Wyludda is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Wyludda tries to land a flurry of left roundhouses to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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-Wyludda paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Wyludda with a glancing jab to the temple.
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+Wyludda catches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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+Wyludda takes charge with a barrage of furious crosses to the chest.
+Wyludda hits with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 17 of 34 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 8 punches.

Ilke Wyludda won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56


Wyludda doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Wyludda fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Wyludda rocks Coffeeguzzler with a uppercut to the chest! Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a loud jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Wyludda with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Wyludda with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Wyludda with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Wyludda deftly avoits it.
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-Wyludda probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Wyludda doesn't notice.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
+Wyludda throws a series of off balance blows to the ribs! Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Wyludda backs up Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Wyludda clocks Coffeeguzzler with a right to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Wyludda with a powerful left to the eye. Wyludda ignores it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of commanding punches to the head. Wyludda quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Wyludda with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Wyludda with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 21 of 32 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 71 of 80 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 68-65


Wyludda doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Wyludda is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wyludda stuns Coffeeguzzler with a painful cross to the chin.
-Wyludda attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Wyludda connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Wyludda with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Wyludda throws a off balance hook to the jaw.
Wyludda lands a resounding uppercut and Coffeeguzzler bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wyludda grazes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Wyludda lunges with a pair of uppercuts to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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-Wyludda tries to land a right left to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Wyludda with a volley of uppercuts to the mouth.
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+Wyludda attacks with a barrage of shots to the head.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 24 of 35 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 6 of 8 punches.

Ilke Wyludda won the round 10-8

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 76-75


Wyludda doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 9

Wyludda is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler nails Wyludda with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Wyludda lands a left to the chest.
-Wyludda tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Wyludda nails Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Wyludda with a hard roundhouse to the head.
+ The fighters trade roundhouses to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Wyludda with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of hooks to the eye, but Wyludda escapes.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the head!!
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Wyludda with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Wyludda with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of punches to the face. Wyludda quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Wyludda with a volley of shots to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Wyludda with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Wyludda with a pair of punches to the temple. Wyludda shakes his head to clear it.
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-Wyludda probes with a series of left roundhouses to the ribs, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Wyludda with a flurry of light punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Wyludda steps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Wyludda ducks just in time.
+Wyludda lands a roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Wyludda tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stiff uppercuts to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ilke Wyludda landed 21 of 33 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 71 of 89 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 86-84


Wyludda remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 10

Wyludda is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler tags Wyludda with a powerful shot to the nose.
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+Wyludda staggers Coffeeguzzler with a furious uppercut to the temple!
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+Wyludda connects with a pair of blows to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Wyludda launches a right right to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Wyludda drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty shots to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Wyludda with a flurry of strong shots to the temple. Wyludda hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Wyludda with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Wyludda hits with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
Wyludda lands a beautiful blow to the head and Coffeeguzzler's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wyludda tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Wyludda throws a pair of vicious punches to the nose!!
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-Wyludda launches a right to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Wyludda fires a pair of hooks to the jaw.
Wyludda lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a right cross to the face, but Wyludda beats a hasty retreat.
+Wyludda hits with a barrage of roundhouses to the head.
Wyludda lands a sudden left punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler goes down!!

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He's Out!
Ilke Wyludda wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wyludda remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ilke Wyludda 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ilke Wyludda 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ilke Wyludda 10-8
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ilke Wyludda 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ilke Wyludda 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ilke Wyludda 10-8
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ilke Wyludda 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ilke Wyludda 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ilke Wyludda 10-8
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Ilke Wyludda wins by a knockout!


          

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