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(Cruiserweight) Barack Obama defeated Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, April 13, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Barack Obama!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 196 pounds (89 kilograms) is Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Obama nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Obama scores with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the face, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Obama with a pair of hard blows to the nose.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 20 of 23 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 23 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 10-9


Obama doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Obama thumps Coffeeguzzler with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Obama stays away from it.
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+Obama hits with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Obama with a volley of furious shots to the stomach. Obama backpedals to his own corner.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a hook to the ribs, but Obama ducks just in time.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama solidly lands a loud jab to the chest.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 18 of 23 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 24 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 20-18


Obama doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Obama scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Obama with a series of powerful blows to the stomach. Obama gets mad!
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Obama lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 19 of 25 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 23 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 30-27


Obama doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Obama with a pair of shots to the chest. Obama ignores it.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Obama with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Obama ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses Obama with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Obama tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 7 of 8 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 25 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 39-37


Obama doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler tags Obama with a volley of wild blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Obama with a heavy right to the solar plexus.
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+Obama throws a pair of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the chest. Obama asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Obama narrowly avoids it
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Obama narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 8 of 8 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 40 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 48-47


Obama doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

+Obama hits with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Obama hurts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Obama hits with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Obama with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Obama jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Obama smashes Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a right left to the ribs, but Obama quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Obama narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Obama with a volley of solid punches to the ribs. Obama falls against the ropes!
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Obama with a mean hook to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Obama blocks.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Obama deftly avoits it.
+Obama hits with a series of stinging punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 25 of 25 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 39 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 58-56


Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Obama with a off balance cross to the chest.
+Obama strikes with a series of off balance punches to the head!
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a cross to the ribs, but Obama escapes.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of left shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Obama ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Obama with a commanding jab to the solar plexus. Obama is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 8 of 8 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 37 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 67-66


Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler paws a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Obama with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Obama sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but Obama ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Obama attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+Obama thumps Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Obama nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Obama punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a roundhouse to the chest, but Obama covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 30 of 30 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 42 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 77-75


Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of mean shots to the eye!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Obama hides behind his gloves.
+Obama belts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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+Obama throws a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Obama deftly avoits it.
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+Obama fires a flurry of glancing punches to the face!
+Obama fires a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Obama with a barrage of punches to the nose. Obama hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Obama lashes out with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
+Obama smashes Coffeeguzzler with a loud straight right to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a left left to the nose, but Obama narrowly avoids it
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Obama blocks.
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+Obama hits with a volley of solid punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of stinging shots to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 29 of 31 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 36 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 87-84


Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Obama deftly avoits it.
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+Obama shakes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
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+Obama drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Obama escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left right to the jaw, but Obama quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Obama scores with a series of furious shots to the nose!
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Obama with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Obama stuns Coffeeguzzler with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 24 of 25 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 44 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 97-93


Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)

+Obama pokes Coffeeguzzler with a glancing straight right to the eye. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Obama smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the temple!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple!!
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+Obama staggers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but Obama steps aside and laughs.
+Obama smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of hard punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barack Obama landed 23 of 24 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 38 punches.

Barack Obama won the round 10-9

Barack Obama is winning the fight 107-102


Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 12

Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Obama slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of loud punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Obama smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left hooks to the face, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a right hook to the jaw, but Obama ties him up.
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+Obama hurts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of hard blows to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of right uppercuts to the nose, but Obama quickly backs away.
+Obama rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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+Obama drills Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the face.
Obama lands a well placed blow to the head and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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+Obama punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the face.
Obama lands a decisive left punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Barack Obama wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Obama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 7: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 10: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 11: Barack Obama 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 7: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 10: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 11: Barack Obama 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 2: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 7: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 10: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 11: Barack Obama 10-9

Barack Obama wins by a knockout!


          

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