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(Featherweight) Return of the Beer defeated LW BANGER by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Wednesday, March 27, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Return of the Beer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is LW BANGER!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Banger lands a jab to the chest.
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-Return tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Banger takes it in the forearms.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger throws a series of loud shots to the nose.
Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Return wakes up the fans with a hook to the ribs. Banger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Banger stays away from it.
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-Return charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Banger steps aside.
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-Banger probes with a left jab to the eye, but Return quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 10 of 25 punches, and LW BANGER landed 18 of 23 punches.

LW BANGER won the round 10-9

LW BANGER is winning the fight 10-9


Return doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Return clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Banger jolts Return with a flurry of quick shots to the face.
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+Return hits with a volley of solid shots to the ribs.
Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Return quickly backs away.
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-Return throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger throws a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Return attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Banger staggers Return with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Banger hurts Return with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
-Banger launches a right to the nose, but falls short.
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+Banger hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Return hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 9 of 23 punches, and LW BANGER landed 27 of 40 punches.

LW BANGER won the round 10-9

LW BANGER is winning the fight 20-18


Return doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banger doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Banger lands a furious uppercut to the head.
-Return attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Banger ducks just in time.
Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Return throws a pair of light punches to the chest.
-Return launches a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Banger solidly lands a series of wild punches to the temple!
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+Banger lands Return with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Banger lands a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger hurts Return with a series of punches to the face!! Return retreats to the far corner.
-Return attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Return ducks.
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+Banger hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 10 of 25 punches, and LW BANGER landed 26 of 42 punches.

LW BANGER won the round 10-9

LW BANGER is winning the fight 30-27


Return doesn't even want to rest!

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Banger fires a left to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Banger throws a barrage of punches to the temple.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Return grazes Banger with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Return attacks with Banger with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Banger grazes Return with a cross to the nose! Return sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Banger fires a flurry of punches to the chest. Return quickly recovers.
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-Return tries to land a volley of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
-Banger fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Return probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Banger backs out of it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 9 of 23 punches, and LW BANGER landed 21 of 34 punches.

LW BANGER won the round 10-9

LW BANGER is winning the fight 40-36


Return doesn't even want to rest!

Banger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Return attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Return lands a volley of loud blows to the chest.
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-Return tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Banger throws a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger tosses a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Return wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the stomach. Banger ignores it.
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-Return charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Banger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Banger lashes out with a pair of mean punches to the nose!
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+Banger connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 12 of 30 punches, and LW BANGER landed 22 of 35 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

LW BANGER is winning the fight 49-46


Return doesn't even want to rest!

Banger is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Return grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Return tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but Banger takes it in the forearms.
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+Banger belts Return with a pair of loud punches to the face. Return quickly recovers.
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-Return tries to land a right cross to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Return charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Banger throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
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Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Return slams Banger with a series of blows to the ribs!
Banger tries to attack, but Return hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Banger smacks Return with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 12 of 34 punches, and LW BANGER landed 21 of 33 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

LW BANGER is winning the fight 59-56


Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Return fights inside. (inside)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Banger hits with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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+Return hits Banger with a volley of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Banger pummels Return with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Banger attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Return leaps aside.
-Banger attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Return ducks just in time.
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+Return hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Return tries to land a straight right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Banger pops Return with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Banger tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Banger clocks Return with a series of hard punches to the chest! Return sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Return charges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Return paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Banger fires a commanding cross to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 13 of 30 punches, and LW BANGER landed 25 of 36 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

LW BANGER is winning the fight 68-66


Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Return fights inside. (inside)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Return hits with a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Banger lands a volley of blows to the chest!
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+Banger hits with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. Return gets mad!
-Banger charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Return takes it in the forearms.
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-Return launches a pair of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Banger probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Return tosses a barrage of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
-Banger lashes out with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Return ducks just in time.
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-Return fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Banger deftly avoits it.
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+Banger hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Banger attempts a left right to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Banger hits Return with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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+Banger tags Return with a pair of loud punches to the head.
-Banger paws a pair of blows to the jaw, but Return ducks.
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-Return probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 15 of 32 punches, and LW BANGER landed 31 of 57 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

LW BANGER is winning the fight 77-76


Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Return is brawling. (inside)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Banger pummels Return with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
-Banger fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Return blocks.
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-Return lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Banger covers himself well.
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+Return wallops Banger with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
-Return tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Banger leaps aside.
-Banger probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Return ties him up.
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-Banger launches a right cross to the mouth, but Return escapes.
-Banger attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Return drills Banger with a pair of shots to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Banger solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Banger grazes Return with a series of wild punches to the chin.
+Return fires a left to the solar plexus.
-Return tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Banger ducks just in time.
+Return fires a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Banger attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Return tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Banger blocks.
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+Banger attacks with a jab to the chin.
+Banger solidly lands a vicious roundhouse to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Return of the Beer landed 19 of 40 punches, and LW BANGER landed 26 of 58 punches.

Return of the Beer won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Return is brawling. (inside)
Banger is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Banger attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Banger belts Return with a volley of punches to the head!!
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+Return takes charge with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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+Banger hits with a pair of punches to the chin. Return doesn't seem bothered.
+Return connects with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Return attacks like a wild man! Banger can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Return of the Beer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Return remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 2: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 3: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 4: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 2: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 3: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 4: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 2: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 3: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 4: LW BANGER 10-9
Round 5: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 6: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 7: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 8: Return of the Beer 10-9
Round 9: Return of the Beer 10-9

Return of the Beer wins by a technical knockout!