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(Heavyweight) Ernie Els defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, March 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Ernie Els!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 283 pounds (128 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Ernie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Ernie probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ernie with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Ernie pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Ernie with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ernie with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Ernie with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth. Ernie doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Ernie with a series of mean punches to the head. Ernie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Ernie with a solid jab to the temple!
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Ernie with a pair of vicious shots to the face!
+Ernie punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Ernie tries a volley of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Ernie with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Ernie tries to land a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ernie with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Ernie slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of commanding blows to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 20 of 38 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 60 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Ernie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Ernie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Ernie with a pair of wild punches to the nose.
+Ernie tosses a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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-Ernie lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ernie with a barrage of punches to the stomach! Ernie laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ernie with a series of stinging punches to the head. Ernie gets mad!
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+Ernie thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of off balance blows to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a heavy jab to the chin.
-Ernie paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Ernie slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Ernie with a light straight right to the mouth.
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-Ernie attacks with a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
-Ernie probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Ernie laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Ernie with a volley of shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 21 of 39 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 53 of 58 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Ernie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Ernie fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Ernie paws a right to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of vicious blows to the mouth!!
-Ernie attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Ernie with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Ernie falls against the ropes!
-Ernie probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Ernie takes charge with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Ernie with a powerful right to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Ernie with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Ernie with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Ernie with a volley of off balance punches to the chin! Ernie seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Ernie with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Ernie with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Ernie hits with a pair of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Ernie with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Ernie falls against the ropes!
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-Ernie tries a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Ernie wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 19 of 41 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 59 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Ernie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Ernie is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Ernie jolts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty shots to the chest. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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-Ernie probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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-Ernie launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ernie attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Ernie with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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-Ernie lunges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Ernie pounds Coffeeguzzler with a pair of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Ernie hurts Coffeeguzzler with a furious cross to the ribs.
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-Ernie throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 16 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Ernie Els won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37


Ernie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Ernie is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler pounds Ernie with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a stinging cross to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw! Ernie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Ernie hits with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Ernie with a series of glancing blows to the eye.
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-Ernie tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Ernie fires a furious cross to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of solid blows to the temple. Ernie backpedals to his own corner.
-Ernie probes with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Ernie wallops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nice blows to the chest.
+Ernie hits with a series of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Ernie with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Ernie with a series of quick shots to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of nasty punches to the face. Ernie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Ernie with a jab to the ribs.
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-Ernie fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ernie with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 18 of 38 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 53 of 56 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-46


Ernie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Ernie is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Ernie lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Ernie with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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-Ernie throws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Ernie smashes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Ernie rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
-Ernie attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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-Ernie lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 20 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 7 punches.

Ernie Els won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56


Ernie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Ernie is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ernie with a volley of punches to the face. Ernie beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Ernie with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
-Ernie charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Ernie with a volley of strong blows to the mouth!
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-Ernie fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ernie with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
-Ernie tries to land a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Ernie with a series of strong punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Ernie with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Ernie with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Ernie with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Ernie fires a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Ernie with a flurry of blows to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Ernie with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of shots to the mouth! Ernie doesn't notice.
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+Ernie catches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Ernie throws a painful sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ernie with a roundhouse to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 19 of 38 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 78 of 89 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 68-65


Ernie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Ernie is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Ernie hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of quick blows to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Ernie with a flurry of painful punches to the eye!
-Ernie attacks with a hook to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
-Ernie tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Ernie belts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Ernie nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
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-Ernie paws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 14 of 42 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 8 punches.

Ernie Els won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75


Ernie doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Ernie is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Ernie throws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ernie with a quick jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of punches to the stomach. Ernie quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ernie with a series of commanding shots to the jaw.
+Ernie pummels Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Ernie with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Ernie doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Ernie with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach. Ernie sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Ernie with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Ernie with a painful right to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of light punches to the mouth. Ernie laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of hard punches to the stomach!
-Ernie probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
-Ernie charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Ernie quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Ernie with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth. Ernie laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Ernie with a series of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of glancing punches to the stomach!
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+Ernie staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud blows to the ribs.
+Ernie wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Ernie with a heavy right to the mouth. Ernie doesn't notice.
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+Ernie annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 24 of 38 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 81 of 84 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 87-84


Ernie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Ernie is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Ernie attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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+Ernie hits with a barrage of glancing shots to the chin.
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-Ernie lunges with a pair of right shots to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Ernie belts Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Ernie stuns Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nasty punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Ernie belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of wild shots to the eye.
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-Ernie attacks with a series of crosses to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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-Ernie throws a right to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a straight right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ernie Els landed 18 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 7 punches.

Ernie Els won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 96-94


Ernie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Ernie is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Ernie hits with a furious roundhouse to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ernie with a light jab to the temple.
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+Ernie hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of crosses to the eye.
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+Ernie stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of crosses to the mouth.
Ernie lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler goes down!!

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He's Out!
Ernie Els wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ernie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Ernie Els 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Ernie Els 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ernie Els 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Ernie Els 10-9

Ernie Els wins by a knockout!


          

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