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(Super-Heavyweight) Urho Tulitukka defeated Big ZWIP Boy by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Thursday, March 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 798 pounds (362 kilograms) is Urho Tulitukka!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 8 inches (264 centimeters) tall weighing in at 685 pounds (311 kilograms) is Big ZWIP Boy!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Tulitukka comes out fighting.
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Tulitukka lunges with a right to the jaw, but Big Zwip Boy escapes.
-Tulitukka throws a cross to the temple, but Big Zwip Boy blocks.
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-Tulitukka lunges with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Tulitukka paws a right right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tulitukka slams Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of blows to the nose. Big Zwip Boy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Urho Tulitukka landed 9 of 32 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 5 of 8 punches.

Urho Tulitukka won the round 10-9

Urho Tulitukka is winning the fight 10-9


Tulitukka doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Zwip Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tulitukka comes out fighting.
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Tulitukka probes with a volley of blows to the head, but misses completely.
-Tulitukka tries a volley of right blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Tulitukka lands a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Tulitukka rocks Big Zwip Boy with a series of off balance blows to the nose! Big Zwip Boy shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Urho Tulitukka landed 14 of 32 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 5 of 9 punches.

Urho Tulitukka won the round 10-9

Urho Tulitukka is winning the fight 20-18


Tulitukka doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Zwip Boy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tulitukka comes out fighting.
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Tulitukka lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Tulitukka attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Tulitukka charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Tulitukka scores with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Urho Tulitukka landed 11 of 35 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 4 of 8 punches.

Urho Tulitukka won the round 10-9

Urho Tulitukka is winning the fight 30-27


Tulitukka doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Zwip Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Tulitukka comes out fighting.
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Tulitukka charges with a series of shots to the head, but only hits air.
-Tulitukka paws a flurry of left shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Tulitukka throws a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tulitukka pounds Big Zwip Boy with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Tulitukka lashes out with a roundhouse to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Tulitukka launches a pair of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Tulitukka smashes Big Zwip Boy with a jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Urho Tulitukka landed 10 of 30 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 5 of 8 punches.

Urho Tulitukka won the round 10-9

Urho Tulitukka is winning the fight 40-36


Tulitukka doesn't even want to rest!

Big Zwip Boy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Tulitukka is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Tulitukka charges with a left to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Tulitukka fires a flurry of right crosses to the stomach, but Big Zwip Boy covers himself well.
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-Tulitukka throws a barrage of roundhouses to the stomach, but Big Zwip Boy covers himself well.
-Tulitukka throws a left left to the solar plexus, but Big Zwip Boy leaps aside.
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+Tulitukka hits with a series of off balance blows to the stomach.
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+Tulitukka staggers Big Zwip Boy with a vicious cross to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Urho Tulitukka landed 11 of 32 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 5 of 8 punches.

Urho Tulitukka won the round 10-9

Urho Tulitukka is winning the fight 50-45


Tulitukka doesn't even want to rest!

Big Zwip Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Tulitukka is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Big Zwip Boy is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Tulitukka paws a barrage of left uppercuts to the chest, but Big Zwip Boy takes it in the forearms.
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-Tulitukka lashes out with a right left to the ribs, but misses.
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+Tulitukka solidly lands a series of heavy crosses to the chest.
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+Tulitukka stuns Big Zwip Boy with a barrage of heavy roundhouses to the chest! Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Tulitukka lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but Big Zwip Boy backs out of it.
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-Tulitukka attempts a pair of right hooks to the chest, but Big Zwip Boy ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Urho Tulitukka landed 10 of 33 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 4 of 7 punches.

Urho Tulitukka won the round 10-9

Urho Tulitukka is winning the fight 60-54


Tulitukka doesn't even want to rest!

Big Zwip Boy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Tulitukka comes out fighting.
Big Zwip Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Big Zwip Boy launches a pair of right blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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Tulitukka tries to attack, but Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tulitukka attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Big Zwip Boy hides behind his gloves.
+Tulitukka tags Big Zwip Boy with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tulitukka scores with a pair of strong blows to the ribs. Big Zwip Boy covers up.
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-Big Zwip Boy lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but Tulitukka steps aside and laughs.
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-Big Zwip Boy charges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Tulitukka annoys Big Zwip Boy with a hook to the stomach.
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Tulitukka tries to attack, but Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tulitukka charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Tulitukka tries to attack, but Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Big Zwip Boy probes with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but misses.
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+Big Zwip Boy fires a series of solid shots to the mouth.
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Tulitukka tries to attack, but Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tulitukka tries to land a volley of left blows to the chest, but Big Zwip Boy steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Urho Tulitukka landed 16 of 33 punches, and Big ZWIP Boy landed 12 of 33 punches.

Urho Tulitukka won the round 10-9

Urho Tulitukka is winning the fight 70-63


Tulitukka remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Zwip Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Tulitukka is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Big Zwip Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Big Zwip Boy backs up Tulitukka with a series of punches to the face.
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-Big Zwip Boy attempts a flurry of right blows to the head, but falls short.
+Tulitukka smashes Big Zwip Boy with a pair of blows to the mouth.
Tulitukka lands a thundering left haymaker and Big Zwip Boy's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Big Zwip Boy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tulitukka fires a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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Tulitukka tries to attack, but Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tulitukka tags Big Zwip Boy with a volley of nice hooks to the mouth. Big Zwip Boy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Big Zwip Boy charges with a left left to the mouth, but Tulitukka steps aside.
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Tulitukka tries to attack, but Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tulitukka tries to attack, but Big Zwip Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Big Zwip Boy stuns Tulitukka with a series of furious shots to the nose.
-Tulitukka launches a barrage of roundhouses to the jaw, but Big Zwip Boy stays away from it.
+Tulitukka hammers Big Zwip Boy with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Tulitukka tags Big Zwip Boy with a shot to the nose. Big Zwip Boy quickly recovers.
+Tulitukka grazes Big Zwip Boy with a volley of loud roundhouses to the nose.
Tulitukka lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Big Zwip Boy's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Urho Tulitukka wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tulitukka grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big Zwip Boy is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 2: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 3: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 4: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 5: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 6: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 7: Urho Tulitukka 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 2: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 3: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 4: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 5: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 6: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 7: Urho Tulitukka 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 2: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 3: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 4: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 5: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 6: Urho Tulitukka 10-9
Round 7: Urho Tulitukka 10-9

Urho Tulitukka wins by a knockout!