Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\882717.htm on local disk...(Test Division #1) Evil Einstein defeated Testis 1, 2, 3 ?? by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, March 13, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 258 pounds (117 kilograms) is Evil Einstein!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 212 pounds (96 kilograms) is Testis 1, 2, 3 ??!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Testis clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Einstein throws a series of light punches to the temple.
Einstein tries to attack, but Testis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testis grazes Einstein with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Testis lashes out with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
+Einstein fires a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. Testis backpedals to his own corner.
Einstein lands a beautiful uppercut and Testis is knocked off his feet!!
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Testis struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Einstein tags Testis with a painful jab to the face!
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+Testis hits with a series of shots to the jaw. Einstein hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Testis stuns Einstein with a mean uppercut to the nose.
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+Einstein smacks Testis with a series of strong punches to the chin. Testis retreats to the far corner.
+Einstein pounds Testis with a light straight right to the face. Testis asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Einstein attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
Einstein tries to attack, but Testis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testis fires a wild hook to the face.
-Testis lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
Einstein lands a crashing right haymaker and Testis staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Testis struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Einstein tries to attack, but Testis hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Einstein lashes out with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Evil Einstein landed 28 of 34 punches, and Testis 1, 2, 3 ?? landed 11 of 23 punches.
Evil Einstein won the round 10-7
Evil Einstein is winning the fight 10-7
Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
Testis doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Einstein stays outside and uses his jab.
Testis grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Einstein hits with a barrage of punches to the temple. Testis shakes his head to clear it.
Einstein lands a devestating right hook and Testis is knocked off his feet!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Evil Einstein wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
Testis grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Evil Einstein 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Evil Einstein 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Evil Einstein 10-7
Evil Einstein wins by a knockout!
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