Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\882317.htm on local disk...(Test Division #1) Test Absorbing Man defeated Tea Bag Me by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Friday, March 08, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Tea Bag Me!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Test Absorbing Man!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
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+Tea Bag Me hits with a series of blows to the chest.
-Tea Bag Me launches a right to the ribs, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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+Test fires a series of punches to the temple.
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+Test lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test slams Tea Bag Me with a pair of nasty shots to the stomach. Tea Bag Me ignores it.
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+Tea Bag Me solidly lands Test with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test pops Tea Bag Me with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test takes charge with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test connects with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Tea Bag Me attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 11 of 26 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 24 of 24 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 10-9
Tea Bag Me doesn't want to stop fighting!
Test doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tea Bag Me throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Tea Bag Me tags Test with a off balance hook to the stomach. Test gets mad!
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+Test lands a off balance roundhouse to the chest.
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+Test pokes Tea Bag Me with a pair of punches to the stomach! Tea Bag Me falls against the ropes!
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-Tea Bag Me lunges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Test blocks.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test clocks Tea Bag Me with a straight right to the stomach.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Test attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 9 of 27 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 17 of 23 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 20-18
Tea Bag Me doesn't even want to rest!
Test doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
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+Test throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Tea Bag Me tries a pair of left blows to the eye, but Test escapes.
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-Tea Bag Me attempts a volley of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Test suprises Tea Bag Me with a vicious roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Tea Bag Me probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me pokes Test with a left to the solar plexus.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me tries a volley of left shots to the eye, but Test takes it in the forearms.
-Test lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Tea Bag Me ties him up.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tea Bag Me rocks Test with a flurry of glancing blows to the mouth.
+Test tags Tea Bag Me with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Tea Bag Me covers up.
+Tea Bag Me slams Test with a barrage of stiff blows to the mouth.
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+Tea Bag Me lands a barrage of commanding shots to the chin. Test seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 23 of 46 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 18 of 22 punches.
Tea Bag Me won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 29-28
Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Test doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
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-Tea Bag Me probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test smashes Tea Bag Me with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Test nails Tea Bag Me with a heavy jab to the solar plexus. Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tea Bag Me wallops Test with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Test sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Test tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Tea Bag Me tries a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 11 of 25 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 17 of 24 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 39-37
Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Test doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
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-Tea Bag Me attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Test takes charge with a series of solid punches to the stomach!!
+Test lands a series of painful punches to the nose.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me hits with a hard left to the chest. Test hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tea Bag Me annoys Test with a pair of blows to the ribs.
+Test lands a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Tea Bag Me shakes his head to clear it.
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+Test wakes up the fans with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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-Tea Bag Me tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but Test backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 13 of 30 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 21 of 24 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 49-46
Tea Bag Me remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
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+Tea Bag Me backs up Test with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Test probes with a jab to the mouth, but Tea Bag Me covers himself well.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me launches a volley of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me connects with a volley of light shots to the stomach.
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+Test throws a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Test takes charge with a jab to the chin!
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Test steps aside and laughs.
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-Tea Bag Me throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Test ties him up.
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+Test stuns Tea Bag Me with a pair of punches to the face!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 13 of 31 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 20 of 25 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 59-55
Tea Bag Me grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test tosses a stinging straight right to the nose.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test lands a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tea Bag Me connects with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Tea Bag Me throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Test hides behind his gloves.
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-Tea Bag Me attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Test leaps aside.
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-Tea Bag Me tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but Test stays away from it.
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+Tea Bag Me suprises Test with a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus!! Test sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Test solidly lands a series of vicious punches to the chin!!
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test nails Tea Bag Me with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 13 of 34 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 17 of 25 punches.
Tea Bag Me won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 68-65
Tea Bag Me grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test backpedals and jabs.
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+Test hurts Tea Bag Me with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Tea Bag Me lunges with a pair of blows to the chest, but falls short.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tea Bag Me paws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Test blocks.
+Test hits with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Test fires a pair of blows to the chin. Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tea Bag Me hammers Test with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus! Test quickly recovers.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me drills Test with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach!
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-Tea Bag Me throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Test escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 16 of 40 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 17 of 24 punches.
Tea Bag Me won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 77-75
Tea Bag Me grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Test remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tea Bag Me lands a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Tea Bag Me hits Test with a pair of mean shots to the chest. Test quickly recovers.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tea Bag Me thumps Test with a flurry of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Test shakes his head to clear it.
+Tea Bag Me wallops Test with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Test hits with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Test probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Test hits with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Test pummels Tea Bag Me with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Tea Bag Me attacks with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Test hides behind his gloves.
+Test lands a jab to the mouth.
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-Tea Bag Me tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Test blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 18 of 40 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 22 of 30 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 87-84
Tea Bag Me grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Tea Bag Me clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tea Bag Me paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Test escapes.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Test fires a flurry of quick punches to the chin!
+Test backs up Tea Bag Me with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Test annoys Tea Bag Me with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth. Tea Bag Me covers up.
+Tea Bag Me throws a barrage of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Tea Bag Me lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Test tries to attack, but Tea Bag Me hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Test throws a pair of punches to the eye.
+Test smashes Tea Bag Me with a right to the mouth.
-Test attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Tea Bag Me hides behind his gloves.
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+Tea Bag Me strikes with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Tea Bag Me pokes Test with a jab to the chest.
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-Tea Bag Me probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Test beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tea Bag Me attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but falls short.
-Tea Bag Me attempts a right straight right to the chest, but Test narrowly avoids it
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+Test nails Tea Bag Me with a nice hook to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tea Bag Me landed 17 of 40 punches, and Test Absorbing Man landed 27 of 32 punches.
Test Absorbing Man won the round 10-9
Test Absorbing Man is winning the fight 97-93
Tea Bag Me is obviously tired.
Test grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Tea Bag Me is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Test stays outside and uses his jab.
+Test smashes Tea Bag Me with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Test smashes Tea Bag Me with a series of strong punches to the head! Tea Bag Me is hurt!
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+Test hammers Tea Bag Me with a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Tea Bag Me laughs!
+Test hits Tea Bag Me with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
+Test strikes with a series of stinging punches to the head.
Test lands a lightning cross to the jaw and Tea Bag Me goes down!!
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Tea Bag Me struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tea Bag Me annoys Test with a barrage of heavy blows to the temple.
Tea Bag Me lands a devestating left uppercut and Test is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Test struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tea Bag Me backs up Test with a painful jab to the face.
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-Tea Bag Me fires a series of right shots to the eye, but Test ties him up.
+Tea Bag Me hits with a pair of shots to the eye.
Tea Bag Me lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Test goes down!!
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Test struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Test smashes Tea Bag Me with a barrage of quick punches to the head. Tea Bag Me grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters trade hooks to the chin.
+Test hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Test lands a lightning uppercut and Tea Bag Me drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Test Absorbing Man wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tea Bag Me can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Test is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 8: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 9: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 10: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 2: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 3: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 4: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 5: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 6: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 7: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 8: Tea Bag Me 10-9
Round 9: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Round 10: Test Absorbing Man 10-9
Test Absorbing Man wins by a knockout!
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