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(Heavyweight) Ben Roethlisberger defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Saturday, March 09, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 278 pounds (126 kilograms) is Ben Roethlisberger!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 278 pounds (126 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Roethlisberger wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Roethlisberger hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Roethlisberger with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Roethlisberger attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of nasty punches to the jaw! Roethlisberger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Roethlisberger probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Roethlisberger annoys Coffeeguzzler with a nice sweeping right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a light cross to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Roethlisberger with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. Roethlisberger shakes his head to clear it.
+Roethlisberger hits with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Roethlisberger attacks with a stinging roundhouse to the face. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Roethlisberger probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Roethlisberger clocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Roethlisberger with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
-Roethlisberger probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of furious punches to the jaw. Roethlisberger laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Roethlisberger with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Roethlisberger clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Roethlisberger smashes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Roethlisberger rocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 50 of 67 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 39 of 55 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 10-9


Roethlisberger doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Roethlisberger lands a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Roethlisberger with a powerful jab to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Roethlisberger with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Roethlisberger with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
+Roethlisberger punches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of off balance punches to the chin! Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Roethlisberger smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Roethlisberger with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Roethlisberger whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the temple!! Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Roethlisberger with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger lands a flurry of quick punches to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Roethlisberger falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Roethlisberger attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a straight right to the head, but goes wide.
-Roethlisberger probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Roethlisberger attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Roethlisberger with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a mean left to the ribs.
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+Roethlisberger pounds Coffeeguzzler with a series of loud punches to the mouth! Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+Roethlisberger lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Roethlisberger throws a volley of quick punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of solid punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Roethlisberger hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Roethlisberger hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Roethlisberger drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw! Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Roethlisberger with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of blows to the eye, but Roethlisberger leaps aside.
+Roethlisberger tags Coffeeguzzler with a wild left to the chin.
+Roethlisberger solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Roethlisberger rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of hard punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 72 of 88 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 46 of 65 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 20-18


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Roethlisberger narrowly avoids it
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+Roethlisberger pokes Coffeeguzzler with a vicious right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a vicious straight right to the ribs. Roethlisberger grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Roethlisberger with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of nice punches to the mouth. Roethlisberger shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a jab to the temple, but Roethlisberger steps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Roethlisberger with a pair of nasty punches to the face. Roethlisberger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Roethlisberger with a jab to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Roethlisberger with a series of furious punches to the face. Roethlisberger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 7 of 8 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 54 of 75 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 29-28


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Roethlisberger punches Coffeeguzzler with a furious jab to the chest!
+Roethlisberger whacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty punches to the head! Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Roethlisberger rocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Roethlisberger with a series of stiff punches to the jaw. Roethlisberger is hurt!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Roethlisberger with a barrage of punches to the face. Roethlisberger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Roethlisberger stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Roethlisberger hits with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger hits Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Roethlisberger with a volley of strong punches to the mouth!
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+Roethlisberger shakes Coffeeguzzler with a quick jab to the chest. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the jaw.
+Roethlisberger annoys Coffeeguzzler with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Roethlisberger stays away from it.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Roethlisberger with a series of strong punches to the face.
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+Roethlisberger fires a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
+Roethlisberger hurts Coffeeguzzler with a roundhouse to the mouth!
+Coffeeguzzler pops Roethlisberger with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of quick shots to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of blows to the face, but Roethlisberger ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Roethlisberger with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus!
+Roethlisberger attacks with a series of shots to the mouth! Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Roethlisberger wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Roethlisberger with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin!
+Roethlisberger connects with a pair of punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger connects with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Roethlisberger punches Coffeeguzzler with a wild cross to the chin.
+Roethlisberger lands a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
+Roethlisberger tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Roethlisberger with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Roethlisberger throws a solid roundhouse to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 68 of 68 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 80 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 39-37


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Roethlisberger with a volley of punches to the stomach. Roethlisberger quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Roethlisberger with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Roethlisberger drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Roethlisberger with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach. Roethlisberger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Roethlisberger with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Roethlisberger with a painful right to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of light punches to the mouth. Roethlisberger laughs!
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Roethlisberger with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a glancing cross to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Roethlisberger with a volley of wild punches to the chin. Roethlisberger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a strong jab to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of glancing punches to the stomach!
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Roethlisberger with a flurry of loud blows to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 7 of 9 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 63 of 98 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 48-47


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Roethlisberger rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of blows to the nose, but Roethlisberger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Roethlisberger scores with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Roethlisberger annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of glancing punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Roethlisberger escapes.
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+Roethlisberger fires a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Roethlisberger fires a pair of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger lands a barrage of hard punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler tags Roethlisberger with a left to the eye.
+Roethlisberger hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Roethlisberger with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Roethlisberger stays away from it.
+Roethlisberger jars Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Roethlisberger pummels Coffeeguzzler with a nasty left to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Roethlisberger with a jab to the chin.
+Roethlisberger attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Roethlisberger hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a sweeping right to the chin, but Roethlisberger leaps aside.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Roethlisberger with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a powerful sweeping right to the nose!
+Roethlisberger jars Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a barrage of vicious punches to the face. Roethlisberger backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a nice straight right to the ribs. Roethlisberger beats a hasty retreat.
+Roethlisberger pounds Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Roethlisberger takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Roethlisberger with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye. Roethlisberger grimaces in pain.
+Roethlisberger jolts Coffeeguzzler with a solid jab to the face.
+Roethlisberger smashes Coffeeguzzler with a heavy jab to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 81 of 85 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 70 of 106 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 58-56


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Roethlisberger ties him up.
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+Roethlisberger hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a vicious straight right to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Roethlisberger retreats to the far corner.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Roethlisberger blocks.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of furious punches to the chin. Roethlisberger ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but Roethlisberger blocks.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Roethlisberger with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Roethlisberger deftly avoits it.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Roethlisberger backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a furious sweeping right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Roethlisberger with a hook to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Roethlisberger leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 8 of 8 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 74 of 110 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 67-66


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a off balance left to the face. Roethlisberger backpedals to his own corner.
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+Roethlisberger jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of blows to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Roethlisberger with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Roethlisberger steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Roethlisberger with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild punches to the head!!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a left left to the face, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Roethlisberger tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Roethlisberger with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Roethlisberger gets mad!
+Roethlisberger hurts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw! Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Roethlisberger throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Roethlisberger connects with a series of punches to the face!!
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+Roethlisberger lands a series of heavy punches to the temple!
+Roethlisberger jolts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the stomach!
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a left to the ribs, but Roethlisberger takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of heavy shots to the head.
+Roethlisberger hits with a volley of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Roethlisberger tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the head! Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Roethlisberger punches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple! Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Roethlisberger with a pair of punches to the head!!
+Coffeeguzzler punches Roethlisberger with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the temple.
+Roethlisberger throws a pair of off balance punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Roethlisberger with a heavy straight right to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a sweeping right to the head, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger throws a volley of glancing punches to the eye!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Roethlisberger jars Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 76 of 76 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 59 of 108 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 77-75


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Roethlisberger is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Roethlisberger hits with a volley of painful punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Roethlisberger with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
+Roethlisberger thumps Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye!
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Roethlisberger quickly backs away.
+Roethlisberger connects with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a right jab to the eye, but fails to score.
+Roethlisberger fires a flurry of strong punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Roethlisberger hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of nasty shots to the eye!
+Roethlisberger pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of light punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Roethlisberger with a series of off balance punches to the eye. Roethlisberger is hurt!
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of left blows to the eye, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Roethlisberger with a series of punches to the mouth. Roethlisberger retreats to the far corner.
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+Roethlisberger hurts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of light punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of shots to the jaw, but Roethlisberger steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs!
+Roethlisberger lands a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Roethlisberger deftly avoits it.
+Roethlisberger smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Roethlisberger narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Roethlisberger with a volley of nice punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger fires a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Roethlisberger with a barrage of painful punches to the temple!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Roethlisberger takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a hard uppercut to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Roethlisberger with a vicious jab to the face. Roethlisberger seems wobbly!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Roethlisberger strikes with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Roethlisberger with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Roethlisberger punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 67 of 69 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 59 of 101 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 87-84


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Roethlisberger is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of hard blows to the mouth!
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Roethlisberger hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right jab to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Roethlisberger blocks.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left jab to the eye, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Roethlisberger with a flurry of punches to the chin. Roethlisberger shakes his head to clear it.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left jab to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Roethlisberger with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+Roethlisberger jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
+Roethlisberger fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Roethlisberger with a series of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Roethlisberger with a pair of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Roethlisberger with a series of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger stuns Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the solar plexus.
+Roethlisberger staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw! Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Roethlisberger with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Roethlisberger wakes up the fans with a jab to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Roethlisberger rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Roethlisberger throws a strong sweeping right to the ribs.
+Roethlisberger punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Roethlisberger with a flurry of punches to the eye. Roethlisberger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 58 of 63 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 97 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 97-93


Roethlisberger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Roethlisberger is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Roethlisberger steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Roethlisberger with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a nice straight right to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a jab to the temple, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a quick sweeping right to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Roethlisberger hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Roethlisberger deftly avoits it.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Roethlisberger with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Roethlisberger hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the nose!
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a left sweeping right to the temple, but Roethlisberger stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Roethlisberger with a solid jab to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Roethlisberger covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the face, but Roethlisberger beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 8 of 8 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 93 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 106-103


Roethlisberger doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Roethlisberger is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right cross to the mouth, but Roethlisberger ducks just in time.
+Roethlisberger hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
...
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Roethlisberger with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the temple, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Roethlisberger with a series of furious punches to the head.
+Roethlisberger hits with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Roethlisberger steps aside.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Roethlisberger steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus. Roethlisberger doesn't seem bothered.
+Roethlisberger hits with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Roethlisberger thumps Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the jaw.
+Roethlisberger hits with a flurry of strong blows to the stomach!
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of blows to the chin, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Roethlisberger narrowly avoids it
...
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a powerful jab to the eye!
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Roethlisberger with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a left sweeping right to the eye, but goes wide.
+Roethlisberger thumps Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Roethlisberger with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Roethlisberger wakes up the fans with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach. Roethlisberger doesn't notice.
+Roethlisberger pounds Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Roethlisberger with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Roethlisberger with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
+Roethlisberger connects with a series of vicious punches to the eye! Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Roethlisberger grazes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Roethlisberger pounds Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ben Roethlisberger landed 64 of 64 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 42 of 92 punches.

Ben Roethlisberger won the round 10-9

Ben Roethlisberger is winning the fight 116-112


Roethlisberger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 2: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 9: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 10: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9

Total Score: Ben Roethlisberger 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 2: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 9: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 10: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9

Total Score: Ben Roethlisberger 116-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 2: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 9: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 10: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Ben Roethlisberger 10-9

Total Score: Ben Roethlisberger 116-112

Ben Roethlisberger wins by decision!


          

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